Thank you to everyone who reviewed! i feel so loved! and for those who were wondering, the song hiei and sango sang last chapter is called 'all in the family' by KoRn and Limp Bizkit, on KoRn's CD 'follow the leader'. And Kagome and Kurama's song was 'i would do anything for love (But I won't do that)' by Meatloaf. This is the official 'Beat the living shit out of kikyo' chapter. heh heh heh...

Disclaimer: this goes for all chapters, previous and upcoming: I own it all! *BANG BANG* Hello? *Blacksuits come in* GAH! I was kidding! i own nothing! *collapses sobbing* *blacksuits leave*

~~Kagome's house, about noon~~

"Kagome! wake uuuuuuup!" Sota came into his sister's room, screaming. "Gah, Sota, why don't you ever let me sleep in?" "Well, today, Mom said that our cousin's coming to visit from England!" "I would rather have slept in..." "But it's your favorite cousin! Remember Zehra?" "WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME IT WAS HER!!!" "I tried to but you didn't- gulp." Kagome started chasing Sota around the house, but her mother intercepted. "Ah! Kagome! You're finally up! We need to hurry and pick Zehra up from the airport!" So everyone crammed into the car, and went to pick Kagome's cousin up.

They were waiting outside the airport terminal when a red-and-black streak slammed into Kagome, yelling, "Long time no see!" The streak had been identified as Zehra. She had on a silky red halter top with a silver dragon and a pitch black skirt on that was just below her knees. Glossy hair was pulled into a high ponytail, and glossed lips were grinning wickedly. Zehra yanked Kagome's arm, dragging her off to who-knows-where. "So, is the bitch being any nicer?" Zehra demanded in a whisper. "Unfortunately no, but it's all the more fun to torment her ^_^." "Hm... do you think i could, ahem, assist a bit?" Two sets of eyes narrowed in malice, hatred, and thoughts of torment.

~~Some random field full of dead trees and swamps~~



"Oh, Inuyasha! It's just so romantic here!" kikyo's voice shrilled out, causing the hopeless inuyasha to wince. "Um, right, kikyo, it is really romantic..." Sarcastic cough. kikyo latched onto Inuyasha's arm for agreeing with her. "Oh, Inuyasha, you're soooo much nicer than all those other people I went out with! They said this place made them want to throw up! It's my favorite place too!" 'Can't blame 'em...' Inuyasha grumbled in his mind.



"Kagome, are you SURE this is were the bitch came for her date?" kikyo looked up, wondering who it was. "Yeah, I'm sure Zehra.... Only she would pick a place this disgusting for a date." "Good point." 'Could it be that someone has come to save me from this torment?' Inuyasha's mind thought hopefully.



"Ah HA! Found you at last, whore!" Zehra shouted truimphantly. kikyo whirled around in horror, realizing who it was. "H- how did you get here, Zehra?!?" "Hmph. kikyo, I AM Kagome's cousin, you know..." This said, Zehra reached down, grabbed a stick, ran over and started to beat kikyo senseless. Kagome looked up to see Inuyasha staring happily at the bloody kikyo. "Ur... Inuyasha, you can leave now, if you want..." Hearing these words, Inuyasha bolted out of sight and sound. Kagome bent down and grabbed a slimy ball of swamp gunk, and ran over to help beat kikyo. At last noticing the nice, big, thick, slimy, full of frogs and pirahnas swamp, the cousins grinned wickedly at eachother. The hefted kikyo up by the arms and legs, tied her legs up mafia style, and tossed her into the swamp. Content that it would take her a long while to get out, they left her. They were a bit sad, however: kikyo's head was above the surface of the water.

~~~~~~~~~~~Skye's Incoherent Ramblings~~~~~~~~~~

well... that chapter wasn't what i had hoped it to be.... damn writer's block!!! Until i get over The Block for this story, check out my new one. It's called Diverted Fate. Since me's too lazy to put the summary here, check it out on the homepage/profile/whatever that thing you get when you click the author's name is called.... heehee. Later people!

^~^Darkened Skyes^~^