Jasna-chan Turning the Tables Chapter 3: Kodak Moment

buA/N: I have to warn you now, this is going to get VERY confusing. So I suggest you read the second half of this chapter VERY slowly and the directions right below VERY carefully./b/u

bNote: when Sango/Miroku's names have a * next to them, then it means it is referring to their bodies, or should I say, who Kagome, Inuyasha, etc. THINK they are talking to. Example: "*Sango(referring to Sango's body, and Miroku is in her body), what were you thinking?!" Kagome yelled. Sango(actual Sango, not her body) stared hopefully at Miroku(actual Miroku, not his body) for him to say something sensible./b

Disclaimer: Let's put this simply, I do not own Inuyasha the end ahaha I'm through with this stupid disclaimer why am I still typing this is a run-on sentence and yet my fingers keep typing stoppp

Key:

'*This is the mysterious voice in Sango's and Miroku's head*' 'This is someone thinking' (This is me talking)

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Sango hurriedly climbed out of her futon and shoved her "other self" awake. "Hey, hey, wake up!" Whoever the hell you are, wake up!"

"Ooh." Sango's body slowly blinked its eyes open, one hand rubbing its forehead, the other, making its way up.

Anger fueled inside of Sango. One name came to mind. 'Miroku.' Sango clenched her(er, Miroku's body's) fists. "Hentai!" SMACK!

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".and when we arrived, they were already knocked out. According to Kagome, shortly afterwards, she saw a small portion of the dark energy still sinking into their foreheads." Inuyasha sighed.

"Kagome, is this true?"

"Un, Kaede-baachan." Kagome bowed her head in sadness. "Do you know a way to cure them?"

Kaede sat there, thinking.For a little too long. Possibly silence for over 2 minutes. Inuyasha's impatience finally kicked in. He stood up. "Damnit Kaede-baba we don't have all day--!"

"INUYASHA OSUWARI!"

"Kuso-!" Inuyasha's face met the floor in matter of milliseconds.

"Baka." Kaede mumbled quietly and shook her head.

"I heard that." Inuyasha mumbled through the ground, trying to straighten his back. Kagome rolled her eyes.

'Those two act like an old married couple.' Kaede sighed. "Well, honestly, to tell you the truth, the only cure lies deep within those two. There have been many stories and myths saying that those who have been cured from this curse have foreseen the cure of it through a vision from Kami himself, or through a mysterious dream of some sort. A few cases have even stated that a mysterious voice inside their heads randomly appeared and gave them hints on how to cure themselves. Very complicated."

"Inuyasha." Kagome stared at the hanyou. ".You said-"

Inuyasha cut her off. "I said 'I THINK' it had to do with a unique cure connected with the emitter, baka! Why don't you ever listen?!"

Kagome was just about to say the word when they heard Miroku's voice in the other room, yelling, "Hey, hey, wake up! Whoever the hell you are, wake up!"

'They're awake!' (everyone) Everyone ran into the room, just in time to see.Sango groping Miroku?! O_O

"Hentai!" Sango(in Miroku's body and voice ^^) made a clean smack at Miroku(in Sango's body. OMG I'm bagging up right here. Just picture this LOL)

"*MIROKU?!" - dumbstruck Inuyasha "*SANGO-CHAN?!" - wide-eyed Kagome "WHAT THE HELL?!" - Kaede about to have a heart-attack, literally.

(all 3 saying that at the same time. o god have mercy lol)

Miroku and Sango just then realized they had an 'audience' for the 'show.' Both of them turned around slowly, shocked, appalled, not knowing themselves what the hell just happened.

'Holy shit that did not look right at all!' Sango sat, wide-eyed, staring at their 'audience,' didn't care at all, no, preferred, that at that moment, if someone would just kill her right then and there. (Meanwhile. in Miroku's little mind. ^evil grin^)

'The hell, they're staring at us like I've never groped Sango before.' Miroku wondered. He silently chuckled to himself.

Sango, sweat dropping, anime style, (^^.) stuttered, "We, we can explain."

Miroku, not hearing what Sango was trying to say, blurted out, "What, have you still not gotten used to me groping her yet?" (note: remember, he's still in Sango's body ^^ this is so hilarious)

Kagome couldn't believe her eyes.or her ears.for that matter. "*Sa--, *Sango--, *Sango-chan. *Miro--, *Miroku-sama."

It was Inuyasha's turn. "WHAT have you two been doing here while we left you two alone?!" 'They couldn't have. O_O Gah. it's a possibility with THAT *houshi.' Inuyasha shuddered.

Miroku, still confused, kept thinking. Then, he realized something. 'Wait a minute, when I groped Sango. her ass. it felt. different. I KNOW that wasn't HER ass I groped. but.' His eyes grew wide as he realized the truth. "I'M IN SA-" A voice cut him off. '*Don't let anyone know this but you and the other being you have switched bodies with or you will NEVER be cured!*' (Also occurring in Sango's mind.)

Sango reflexively covered Miroku's mouth( er, yea you know what I'm gonna say). "Who... who are you?!" She whispered quietly. '*That information may not be revealed, my lady. I will appear in both of your minds later on.*' "Wha. when is 'later'?!" No response. 'Kuso!' Sango stared into Miroku's eyes, giving him that just-shut-up-and-just-play-it-cool-we'll- discuss-it-later look.

Miroku raised and eyebrow in suspicion, then nodded.

"Wha, What were you gonna say, *Sango?" Inuyasha asked, staring at Miroku.

"Uh.." Miroku was speechless. 'Damn this is so weird.them calling me Sango.and vice versa.' He scratched his head in confusion.

"Um, we have to talk, see you guys later!" Sango grabbed Miroku's hand and pulled him out of the awkward scene. They both started heading towards a very deep and secluded area into Inuyasha's Forest, FAR away from Kaede's village.

"Where." huff, "are we." puff, "going?" Miroku's mind was racing and spinning as the two sprinted away, Sango leading the way.

"I." huff, "know this place."

They kept on going for a few more minutes, Miroku realizing how deep in the forest they were going. 'I hope she knows where she's leading us.' He turned around to gaze at her. 'This is just too weird seeing my own body running on its own.Er, in Sango's control I should say. Still, weird nonetheless.'

They started slowing down to a brisk walk, passing by the tall trees and flourishing bushes rich of life growing about. Sango sighed. 'Haven't been here in so long. Now I remember how peaceful it is in this place.' She then stopped dead in her tracks and covered Miroku's eyes.

"Hey! The hell are you thinking, woman? Err.kinda woman."

"Eh, yea.speaking of which, we have to talk about that. anyways, we're here!" Sango slowly pushed Miroku forward and uncovered his eyes again.

Miroku couldn't believe what he was seeing. He blinked his eyes twice. "Sugoi." A private little field fenced in by sturdy trees stood before him. A small brook sang its melody of streaming water as it symphonized with the petite river rocks lying in its bed. Birds hummed along in the background of it all with a few streaks of light from the sun making its way through the thick trees. "This.this is." He was thunderstruck with the sudden beauty of it all.

Sango deeply breathed in the fresh air of the forest. "I knew you'd like it. It's just a place where Kohaku and I used to play at privately when we were younger. Though I haven't gotten around to coming here recently..." She sighed depressingly, but then perked back up again. "It's a great place though!" She smiled back at Miroku. 'Damnit I forgot we switched bodies again! Shit.well I'm not gonna be staring into HIS beautiful eyes for awhile. Just MY dull eyes I guess.' She slumped her shoulders and walked over to a log to rest on.

Miroku slowly followed behind and sat next to her, dismayed. "What.why are you sad? I'd think you'd be angry instead."

Sango snapped awake from her weariness. "Eh, I dunno." She tried to sort out her feelings. "I guessed I'm feeling a little mixed.you know, from everything."

Miroku frowned at the sight of his Sango suffering. He laid a comforting arm around her shoulders. "Don't worry, we'll find a way out of this. I promise."

Sango looked up hopefully at him, tears forming in her eyes, half because of what happened, and half because of how sweet he was acting towards her. "You sure?"

Miroku smiled confidently. "Positive." 'I hope.' Miroku thought deeply. "Hey. can you remember what happened before you were knocked out? I thought I heard this voice."

Sango perked up. "So did I! It said something like.'the only way is to become one.' or something."

Miroku thought hard. "Hai.something like that.And the same voice told me that no one else could know about this except you and me. You covered my mouth before I could blurt out.well you know.so I'm guessing you heard it too, right?"

The taijiya laughed uneasily. "Heh, yeah. That voice sounds so creepy.like." She tried to think of the right word to say. ".I dunno, words can't describe it I guess."

'Just like your beauty, my love.' Miroku smiled. 'Heh, well I'm not too bad myself!' He thought as he stared into her eyes, realizing he was actually staring at his own body still.

"How could you be smiling at something like that?"

Miroku laughed nervously. "Eh, nothing! I guess that dark energy crap is kicking in, ne?"

She rolled her eyes. 'Probably something perverted.' "Whatever." There was silence for a few minutes, both in deep thought. Sango suddenly broke the silence. "Hey, speaking of which. My father taught me about dark energy and the whole mind manipulating business. That's obviously the reason why we switched bodies. But the thing I don't get is HOW. I mean, normally, dark energy just makes you go crazy, not make you switch bodies with someone.or are WE going crazy here?"

Miroku shook his head. "Nah, I doubt it. You could easily tell what those three were thinking when I uh.made my move in your body.to my body." The houshi blushed. Suddenly, his eyes widened. "Hey, no wonder you're ass felt different!" He accidentally blurted out. He quickly covered his mouth, but the words had already slipped off his tongue. 'Did I say that out loud?!' He smacked his head and tensed for the 'storm' to hit.

"IS THAT HOW YOU REALIZED WE SWITCHED?!!!"

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A/N: Likey? Yea, the chapters are getting longer. This was actually about 9 pages long and still going! So then I thought, 'This is just too long." So I broke it up into this one and then chapter 4. Hope the switching of the bodies and all wasn't too confusing though eheh. I tried to make it as clear as could be. Well, anyways, thanx for reading so far! Next chapter's comin up!