Rizza runs into the room panting heavily, "Hey Mish." Pant. "Can you." Pant.  "Help please?"Pant

"Oh boi im trying to do the disclaimer..." MIsh sighed " Is it really really REALLY important?"

"Kouga," pant, "escaped."  Deep breath, "Basement destroyed."

"OHHH NOOO!...I knew something like this would happend so i prepared ahead of time!" Mish pulled out two butterfly nets and tosses one to Rizza "Use it wisely! and HURRY!"

"Kay!" Rizza smiled about to bolt.  Mish ran ahead and she stopped looking at the audience.  "Well, can't leave you hanging..."  She hwipped out a cardboard sign reading: Don't own anything cept Ama and Niyo.  Then she ran away.

Staring at the very clear, and very well drawn map, Niyomi scratched her head in confusion.  She had left Ama and the others behind to wander the halls; she just didn't know which halls.  "Oh my god!  I'M LOST!" she said while bursting into tears.  "WAA!  I'm going to die!  First I'll starve and be dehydrated them I'ma die!"  She began to panic, "Then…then people are going to find my body and then," a sudden realization hit her.  "I'LL BE FAMOUS!"  I'm, well, my body's going to be on TV!  Better freshen up!"

Shaking insanely, she pulled out some make up and her compact mirror.  When she opened it, she caught a glimpse of a white haired boy wandering the hall.  Seeing a familiar silver she turned around yelling, "Inuyasha!"  She sighed, "I'm so glad you're here I can't believe I got myself lost.  Hey where is everyone?  I guess they went to their dorms, uh, um, what's wrong?"

The tall boy looked down one her, "How dare you mistake me for my idiot half-brother."

"Oh well, that doesn't matte.  Can you help me, I'm kind of lost," Niyomi said blinking at his delayed answer.  He stared down at her then hardened his features.

"No."  Her face started to scrunch up like she was going to burst more than the Hoover Dam.  "What's wrong with you now?  You aren't…oh crap, you're going to cry aren't you?"  Right on cue, Niyomi burst into tears.

"AHH!  How can you be so mean?"  He took a step towards her.

"There, there," he attempted to sooth while patting her head.  Unfortunately it became harsher than he intended.

"Ah!  You even hit girls!"

"I didn't hit you," he sighed.  Against all of his usual morals he said, "But if you're going to cry over it, I'll help."

"YAY!" she cheered while jumping on him.

"Get.  Off," Sesshomaru noticed her face, for she was about to cry AGAIN!

"Ah!  Why are you so cruel?  Even when you try to help you're mean!" she mumbled crying onto his shirt.

The full dog demon glanced at his beloved shirt.  He generally liked it, and now there would be tears on it.  "Ah, please stop, you're wetting my shirt!" Niyomi let out her best waterworks.  "Dammit.  I'll be nice if you get off me and stop crying."

"Ok," she giggled wiping her eyes.  Sesshomaru stared in amazement at her utter control over water.

"Perhaps she is a water demon," he thought as they began walking down the hall, "or maybe just weird."

~Meanwhile~

WHACK  "Hands off you crazy monk," Sango growled hitting Miroku in the stomach.

"But Sango dear," he pleaded with puppy dog eyes," I only do it out of love."

"You guys, where's Ama and that hyper active girl she was with?" Kouga asked with concern.  Everyone started to look around, and then Kouga busted, "OH MY GODS NO!  She's gotten kidnapped!  OH NO SHE'S BEING RAPED!  Oh lords, she's FREAKING PREGNANT!  She getting married…why god why me?!?"  He paced while panicking over the situation.

"Should we stop him?" Kagome asked with fear in her eyes.  She and Inuyasha were well aware of the desperate things Kouga might do if under such conditions.

"Nah," Inuyasha smirked, "let him be, it's funnier that way."

Fire glowing in his eyes, Kouga punched the wall nearest him.  "I'll kill the bastards!"  The locker now had a fist size hole in it.  "Ow.  Fury is painful."

"Why don't we group up and look for them?" Miroku suggested while striking a Godly pose.

"Good idea Houshi, but if this is another plot to get me…" Sango was cut off when Kagome was suddenly shoved towards her by Miroku.

"Then Kagome will come with us and Inuyasha and Kouga will pair up!" he offered smiling innocently from ear to ear.

"Come on dog boy," Kouga huffed.  "If we can't find her, I'll kill you and tell god you died."  Everyone started to head in their assigned directions when Kagome shouted, "Miroku I refuse to be used like that!"

Kouga shot her a glare, which made her laugh nervously, "Ok, I'll go."

Miroku studied the ground with a large magnifying glass as he walked.  His Sherlock Homes hat slammed on head, he was determined to look useful.  "Alright ladies, let's go!"  He sounded like he was attempting to try out for superhero positions.  "Uh, what?" he asked confused.  Both girls' eyes the perverted 'detective' with a confused and suspicious glance keeping at least five feet away form him.

"What the hell are you wearing?" Kagome asked having been pondering that for at least five minutes.

"I wanted to try out my detective kit," Miroku giggled like a schoolgirl.

"Isn't that the kit you got when you were five?" Sango scoffed.  He nodded happily and went back to work.

"Ok, Sango will lead the way!"  Miroku pushed Sango to the front.

"But I'm not the one with the get up," she complained crossing her arms.  Suddenly her head was covered with something warm and floppy.

"There," Miroku grinned, "now you've got the hat.  You are officially in charge."

"But – " she tried to protest but to no avail.

Walking a bit behind her and next to Kagome, Miroku tried to grab her attention, "Psst!  Kagome continued walking.  "PSSST!"  Still no response, "Is this girl deaf?"  He did it one last time adding a heavy shove to it.  She finally looked at him angrily.  Quietly, he slipped her a five dollar bill," Here."

"What is this for?" she asked.

"Go.  Away."  He grit his teeth trying to get the message across.

"A five," she rolled her eyes.  He slipped her another one.  "Ten?"  He growled and gave her a ten-dollar bill.  "Twenty?"

"Fine then," he snapped going to take it.  "I'll just – "

Kagome huffed turning away, "I don't need your money."

"Then why are you taking it?" h asked raising a brow.

"I said I don't need your money."  With that, she stuffed it down her shirt, walking away.

"Oh Ama, where art thou?" Kouga searched everywhere.  "Maybe in here…" he lifted up a trashcan.

"Only you would be in a trashcan dumbass!" Inuyasha said while sulking behind him.

"WAH!  My poor BAAAABY!"  Kouga started having a breakdown while Inuyasha slipped away.

Inuyasha thought, "What a freaking weirdo."  He left the deranged Kouga behind.  Kouga took a deep breath, regaining his composure, and dignity.

"I can't fail."  He picked himself up and began running at top sped down the hall kicking up dust and random trash in a whirlwind as he went.

Ama held her lunch in one hand as she passed in front of a door, "oh good, this must be the history class.  I wonder if the teacher wouldn't mind me coming in now."  Suddenly, the boy she ad met earlier ran past completely missing her presence.  "Wonder where Wolf-Boy is going?"

After ten minutes of searching, the group found each other again missing a certain wolf demon.  Sango wore an angry expression and Miroku had a pleased smile with a growing black eye.  Kagome sighed at their situation, "great, on the way of finding Ama, we lose Kouga."

"I guess we report him as MIA?" Miroku asked while attempting another grope on Sango, which just earned him another slap.

"HEY!  Don't go assuming I'm DEAD!" Kouga finally made his way towards the group.

"Since we found 'fast and furious' can we continue?" Sango asked patting him on the head.

"Do we have too?  I'm hungry!" Inuyasha complained.

"NO!  We have to find Ama; she might be held at gunpoint!  Oh no she got SHOT!  Oh kamisama she's in the hospital!"

"Dammit Inuyasha!  Look what you started!" Kagome hollered before comforting the distressed wolf.

"WHAT?  All I said was that I'm hungry and still am!  Kag-chan feed me!"  Inuyasha begged.

"Wait…" Miroku and Sango struck a thinking pose at the pet name.  "What's up with this Kag-chan business?   Inuyasha?"

"Hmmm… this is very fishy," Sango pondered.

"SHUT UP!  IT'S NOTHING!" Inuyasha yelled at the two 'detectives'.

"Where's Ama?" Kouga pouted leaning on a wall sadly.  The others looked back at him seeing tears well up in his eyes as he tried to look tough.

"Wow," Sango said shocked.  "He's sincerely worried."

Kagome's eyes started to water up as well by the emotion, "That's so sweet!"

"Well I guess we should start searching again or this lover boy's gonna go crazy," Sango assumed leading the way.

"…that's why Barbie's shouldn't be naked!" Niyomi explained walking and half hugging the tall, light, and evil.

Sesshomaru's keen ears picked up footsteps from down the hall, "Oh look there's Sesshomaru!"

Hearing the monk's voice, Sesshomaru ripped himself from Niyomi.  Panicking, he mumbled, "Musthidemusthidemusthide!"  He started to see the group coming closer to them.  "I can't let them see me being nice!" he thought.  With that, he opened a long locker and shoved the confused girl inside before leaning against it.

"Hey Sesshomaru," the group greeted passing by.

"Sup."  After they passed and were out of sight, he opened the locker and the half sleeping girl fell into his arms.  "Niyomi?" he asked with concern.

"Five more minutes," she muttered flinging her arms around him.

"Aw," he smiled.  "That's cute.  Maybe I'll reconsider destroying the human race."  Just as the words left his mouth he saw a group of jocks torturing another boy and laughing dumbly.  "Then again…they deserve it."

"Gods above can't you cut me a break so I may retrieve my belongings?" Ama pleaded with her locker.  "Open or die!"  She calmly jiggled the handle again, to no avail.  Frustrated, she growled at it, "The gods have cursed me.

"If you have chosen to do battle with me, you WILL lose!"  She spun the combination again and gripped the handle flinging it open.  She smiled, "You were indeed a worthy opponent."

Just then a black blur passed by whipping up her hair in its trailing wind.  "Wow, winds are really picking up."  After passing, Kouga slowed down seeing he had passed his target, "Wait…" he started running backwards towards her.

"AMA!"

"Yes?" she asked turning around.  Before she could identify the voice, someone latched onto her hugging her tightly.  "Ack!  Wolf boy?"

"I FOUND YOU!  Oh thank god!  But I'm too late!  I'm SO sorry you got raped!"  He let go briefly punching a locker.  "I swear I'll get them!  Oh my god THE BABY!  HOW COULD HE?  I'm talking to a married girl!  Oh no, please don't tell me you LOVE HIM!  Stay with me!  I'll take care of the baby as my own and we could name him Kouga Jr. or if it's a girl Ama Jr.!  Maybe Kama!  How could you fall in love with YOUR RAPIST!"  He fell to his knees gripping her legs.

Ama stared down at the frustrated boy, and raised a brow thinking, "Aw, that's almost sweet."  She finally let all of his words sink in and shook him off.  "What baby?  What rapist?  What marriage?  What are you babbling about?"

The boy shot up grabbing her shoulders, "THE BABY!"  He poked her stomach, which made her giggle.  "Hmm, no baby."  He grabbed her hand studying it, "no ring either, this is curious."

"Why would I have a ring?" she asked still giggling as he continued poking.

His eyes went wide, "No baby?"  She shook her head.  "No marriage?"  She shook her head.  "No rapist?"  She shook her head getting even more confused.  "So you weren't kidnapped?"

"Of course not, I just went to talk with my history teacher."

His eyes shot open wide as he raised his arms high, "OH THANK GOD!"  He ran to go hug her but she swiftly moved to the side making Kouga slam into the lockers unceremoniously.  He slumped to the ground moaning, "Owwww…"

She looked down clasping her hands behind her back, "I'm sorry, but I don't even know your name, nor do I know how you found out mine.  I only met you earlier this morning."  He sat up holding a piece of paper out to her after retrieving it from his pocket.

"It's your math, you left it behind in the nurse's office."

She blushed and took it back, "Um.  Thank you."  She glanced up at him feeling a bit awkward by his extreme affection and care.

"Oh by the way, if you need a math tutor I go by the name of Kouga."  He bowed and walked off.  Before he was out of sight, he called over his shoulder giving her another cocky smile, "But Wolf Boy is a cute pet name!"  Ama blushed staring at her math.

"Huh?"  There was a broad handwriting explaining one of the problems she had neglected to do.  "So that's how you do number five…"  Just as she began walking away, she heard a noise from a locker near her; opening it, Niyomi stumbled out.

"Wow, that was cozy!" she stretched her arms while yawning.  "Oh, hey Ama-Chan can we go to our dorm?  I'm pretty pooped out after today."  Ama stared at her friend coldly.

"Why were you in a locker?" she questioned.

"Good point," Niyomi giggled getting a head start.  "I thought that was our dorm!"

Ama followed and muttered, "One hell of a way to start the first day."