Chapter Two

Disclaimer: I don't own PotC, any PotC characters, Captain Jacks Rum company, or any of the songs mentions in this chapter

Listen To: The Hokey Pokey. (you'll get it during the story)

What inspired this story: Boredom and um... more boredom!

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"James!" Liz kisses the Commodore. "Come in! I was just talking about you...."

----20 minutes later----

"Ello' Poppets! Nice party isn't it? Well no." He gets out the rum "Now it is! I love rum! Drinks for everyone!"

James Norrington walks up to Jack

"You know, I've never had rum before. Gimme a cup..." He takes a gulp. And another, and another. "Jack! Fill er' up!"

"Ye sure mate? Commodores need to set an example..."

James turn to Liz, ignoring Jack completely.

"Liz! Have some of this rum. It's to die for!"

Norrington get on stage.

"Hey everyone!" Clears his throat "Listen! I love this song!" Every is quiet. They listen, and start to laugh. EVERYONE LAUGHTS! "You put your right hand in, you put your right hand....WHATS SO FUNY?!?!?!?!"

"Liz, isn't odd his favorite song is the Hokey Pokey?"

"You know Will, it is. Lets make-out"

"Alright. Sounds GOOD to me!"

Commodore walks up to them.

"Excuse me!" He says. Will and Liz step back. His breath smells like rum. A lot of it. More then Jack's does. "Liz, it's my turn to make out with Will!" He stares at Will. Liz starts laughing hysterically "Come here Willy Pie!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Liz! Stop laughing! Help me! JACK! YOU'RE SLIGHTLY GAY! Get him FAR away from me! NOW! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"Kissy, kissy! You know you want to kiss me Will! I have a charm that everyone is attracted too! Even men!"

Jack walks up to Commodore. "Unless you wanna be a eunuch when this party is over, I suggest you take a break from the Gay Pride Parade and sit down. Am I making my seld clear?"

"Crystal Captain!" Norrington said sarcastically.

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Jack gets back up onstage.

"Hey everyone! Its Karaoke time! Who's gonna go first? Bo'sun! Get up here!"

"Arrrrrrrr. Ye might not like me singin voice, but I'll go for it"

He whispers in Jacks ear what song to put on. Jack smirks and walks up to the DJ. He whispers to the DJ. The DJ cracks up, takes a few breaths, and collects himself. Bo'sun clears his throat. The music starts playing and Bo'sun starts to dance. 5 seconds later the song comes on...

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"All the ladies if you feel me, help me sing it now...

I can't believe i believed

Everything we had would last

So young and naive for me to think

She was from your past

Silly of me to dream of

One day having your kids

Love is so blind

It feels right when it's wrong...

...Cuz i realized i got

Me myself and i

That's all i got in the end

That's what i found out

And it ain't no need to cry

I took a vow that from now on

I'm gonna be my own best friend.."

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Bo'sun bows, clears his throat one more time and walks of stage.

"He had a lovely voice, don't you think Jack?"

"Aye. Beautiful. Liz, why don't you go?"

"Fine."

She whispers in Jacks ear what song to put on. Jacks walks to the DJ and tells him what to play. The DJ puts a CD in and turns it up. Liz spreads her legs out and put he head down. All at one she starts screaming...

"How the hell did we wind up like this? Why weren´t we able To see the signs that we missed and tried to turn the tables? I wish you´d unclench your fists and unpack your suitcase Lately there´s been too much of this, but don´t think it´s too late Nothin´s wrong just as long as you know that someday I will

Someday, somehow I´m gonna make it alright, but not right now..." She screams her heart out until she looses her voice and makes a window blow out. Than she stops and walks off stage. "JACK! JACK! JACK!" The whole crowd screamed. "OK! Fine! I'll go!" ~ - ~ - ~ We'll that's chapter two. I ended here, because I want you all to review what song Jack should sing! Any funny song that seems dumb will do. Just put it in your review! If that wont get ya'll to review I don't know what will...