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psycho elf...you are my stories hero! You have given me so many ideas and such. Every who has a cameo in this chappie, it was most likely her idea! SHES A GENIOUS!
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Will looked at Jack. Jack looked a Liz. The all looked at Barsossa.
Jack stooped next to Barbossa on stage and grabs his shoulder. "Aye. I think I understand. BI accept your desperate attempt to get a friend. Heck, maybe when I die (Jack die? NEVER!) we can be friend in 'ell! Now get back down there and start dancing like a moron like everyone else!"
Barbossa gives Jack a nasty look and get off the stage. Them out of no where, jack jumps up and does a stage dive. He is caught by two purdy girls, CJ and Luinecu (there your cameo). They hold him in the air and a band of ravage fans run over to him ripping off MOST of his clothing. CJ and Luinecu tug at Jack o see who get him until finally Jack squirms free of them and runs off to try to escape. CJ and Luinecu run after. A few minutes later jack runs back in, out of breath and plops down in a chair.
A desperate girl, Lathoraneth (cameo), walks up to Jack. "Hey Cutie. Wanna dance?"
"No. Outta. Breath. Need. Break. Maybe. Later..."
"NO NO NO! I want to dance NOW! NOW NOW NOW! I have a frying pan and I know how to use it. Remember 'Freddy Dead?' Yea well imagine this. I am FREDDY, You just cracked you brain into a frying pan. Get it? Now dance with me! DANCE WITH ME!
"Aye. Calm down there missy. Fine. I'll help ye get ur freak on."
"EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! YAY! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!"
Meanwhile, another sad pathetic girl, Rebecca (cameo) walks up to Norrington. "Ello There. Want to dance? I have a dance trophy. Didja know that? Imma great dancer. I have soft sink too. Very soft. I exfoliate my skin. And I wash my face every night, so I am zit free. I shower everyday too. So I don't smell bad. And I have Orbitz gum, so my breath is fresh. So? Wanna dance?"
"Euh. Well, I guess you were fashionably late to the party, cuz earlier, I admitted in gay. It was quite embarrassing. But that means I don't dance with girls. It's a gay pride thing. Sorry."
"WHAT? REJECTED BY A 4O YEAR OLD COMMADORE?!?!?!" She grabs a cup of Coke and dumps it on him. He grabs some mashed potatoes that come outta no where and chucks them at her. After awhile about 10 people are into the fun. Jack steps in. Captain Jinx (cameo) hits him with a full bottle of rum, knocking him out cold. She shrugs and grabs some mashed potatoes, chucking them at Liz, who is disgusted by idea of throwing food around. You can eat it then. (. Then all the mashed potato bowls are empty. Everyone watched Sam (Beny and Joon) mash more with a tennis racket (LoL).
"Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww" Liz squeals as she gets poatoe in her hair. "Now I have to take a bat. I didn't need one for another month."
Will walks up to Liz. "I'll bathe with you! It'll be fun! As long are you have a rubber ducky!"
"Of course I do!!" Liz and will galloped upstairs to take them bath.
--Back to the food fight --
"Hey Sam" a girl screams out. "Make us some grilled cheese. Use cotton tho, rayon is not as good. (LoL. Watch Benny and Joon to get it)"
"Okay. Want some tapioca? Or avocados? There a fruit you know?"
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Ok. Lots of Benny and Joon. I just saw it. It Rocks.
The chappies short, I know. Sorry.
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psycho elf...you are my stories hero! You have given me so many ideas and such. Every who has a cameo in this chappie, it was most likely her idea! SHES A GENIOUS!
~ - ~ - ~
Will looked at Jack. Jack looked a Liz. The all looked at Barsossa.
Jack stooped next to Barbossa on stage and grabs his shoulder. "Aye. I think I understand. BI accept your desperate attempt to get a friend. Heck, maybe when I die (Jack die? NEVER!) we can be friend in 'ell! Now get back down there and start dancing like a moron like everyone else!"
Barbossa gives Jack a nasty look and get off the stage. Them out of no where, jack jumps up and does a stage dive. He is caught by two purdy girls, CJ and Luinecu (there your cameo). They hold him in the air and a band of ravage fans run over to him ripping off MOST of his clothing. CJ and Luinecu tug at Jack o see who get him until finally Jack squirms free of them and runs off to try to escape. CJ and Luinecu run after. A few minutes later jack runs back in, out of breath and plops down in a chair.
A desperate girl, Lathoraneth (cameo), walks up to Jack. "Hey Cutie. Wanna dance?"
"No. Outta. Breath. Need. Break. Maybe. Later..."
"NO NO NO! I want to dance NOW! NOW NOW NOW! I have a frying pan and I know how to use it. Remember 'Freddy Dead?' Yea well imagine this. I am FREDDY, You just cracked you brain into a frying pan. Get it? Now dance with me! DANCE WITH ME!
"Aye. Calm down there missy. Fine. I'll help ye get ur freak on."
"EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! YAY! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!"
Meanwhile, another sad pathetic girl, Rebecca (cameo) walks up to Norrington. "Ello There. Want to dance? I have a dance trophy. Didja know that? Imma great dancer. I have soft sink too. Very soft. I exfoliate my skin. And I wash my face every night, so I am zit free. I shower everyday too. So I don't smell bad. And I have Orbitz gum, so my breath is fresh. So? Wanna dance?"
"Euh. Well, I guess you were fashionably late to the party, cuz earlier, I admitted in gay. It was quite embarrassing. But that means I don't dance with girls. It's a gay pride thing. Sorry."
"WHAT? REJECTED BY A 4O YEAR OLD COMMADORE?!?!?!" She grabs a cup of Coke and dumps it on him. He grabs some mashed potatoes that come outta no where and chucks them at her. After awhile about 10 people are into the fun. Jack steps in. Captain Jinx (cameo) hits him with a full bottle of rum, knocking him out cold. She shrugs and grabs some mashed potatoes, chucking them at Liz, who is disgusted by idea of throwing food around. You can eat it then. (. Then all the mashed potato bowls are empty. Everyone watched Sam (Beny and Joon) mash more with a tennis racket (LoL).
"Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww" Liz squeals as she gets poatoe in her hair. "Now I have to take a bat. I didn't need one for another month."
Will walks up to Liz. "I'll bathe with you! It'll be fun! As long are you have a rubber ducky!"
"Of course I do!!" Liz and will galloped upstairs to take them bath.
--Back to the food fight --
"Hey Sam" a girl screams out. "Make us some grilled cheese. Use cotton tho, rayon is not as good. (LoL. Watch Benny and Joon to get it)"
"Okay. Want some tapioca? Or avocados? There a fruit you know?"
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Ok. Lots of Benny and Joon. I just saw it. It Rocks.
The chappies short, I know. Sorry.
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