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"Late! Late! Late! Oh this is horrible!" Hermione panted as they ran down the stairs
"And for Sanpe of all people." said Ron
"That's Professor Snape and 20 points from Gryffindor as a future reminder." said a growling voice from behind them "And I should think a detention should do for being late for class."
All of them turned to see the towering figure of Professor Snape. Harry opened his mouth to protest the detention but Hermione stepped on his foot to keep him quite. "Sorry Professor --" but she was cut off as Professor Snape usurer them in to the class.
"He was outside after class started too." Harry muttered.
"His not going to give himself detention."
Class went as usually. Hermione made her potion perfectly and Snape was forced to give her and A. Ron "accidentally" poured his potion on Draco Malfoy's head and receive a week of detention. Harry skiped number three on his list of instructions and ended up with something blue when it should have been red. Neville cased a small explosion and bunt down two desk and a coat rack. All and all not a bad class...yet.
"I was trying to think of who to give them too. Seamus is one and Dean maybe." Hermione started to pull the papers from her bag to hand to them when they left class.
"What's this?" Professor Snape's hand snatched the papers from her hand "Ms. Granger passing note in my class."
"No it homework I--"
"Homework," He gave a devilish grin "That's even worse Ms. Granger." He walked over and laid the surveys on his desk. "Classes dismissed."
Hermione made straight for Snape's desk.
"Oh no you don't Ms. Granger" Snape held the surveys in his hands "I'm am sorry you don't respected my class enough to finish your work--"
"I was done -"
"Do not interrupt or I shall be forced to take points away from your house and you really can afford to have that happen can you?" the corners of Snape's mouth curl slightly and he laid the surveys back on his desk.
Harry and Ron were waiting outside the class when Hermione came dragging out. "Did you get them?" They asked as soon as they were out of ear shot. Hermione shook her head. "Don't worry we'll get it back to night." said Harry walking into the Great Hall.
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Snape finally sat down at his desk after the last class of the day.
1.What's your name? Severus Snape
2. Nickname?...dirtty rotton Potter....(read book five)
3. Middle name? Jane...
4. Any siblings? No
5. How old are you? How dare you ask! 5 Points off of Grifindor!!
6. When is your birthday? Why do you care?
7. What's your star sign? We are not compatibly
8. Hair color? Dark Brown.. I think I don't quite remember been to long time
since I
washed it
9. Eye color? beetle-black
10. What's your favorite color? Green and silver
11. Food? Brains....what are you looking at me like that for cow brains
12. Room in the house? My dungeon classroom
13. Any special talents? Too many to count
14. What do you want to be when you grow up? Are you implying that I'm not grown?
15. Preferred music style? I have no time for such petty thing...
16. What do you do in your spare time? Take points off of Grifindor
17. What would you rather do in your spare time? Take points off because of
Potter but I'll take all the changes I can get.
18. What's your best treat? My Charm with the ladies who are worth my time
19. And your worst one? I have a worst?
20. Any strange habits? I like to catch the bugs in my class room
21. Kept a secret from everyone? What are your three?
22. Had an imaginary friend when you were young? none of you bussiness
23. Wanted to hook up with a friend: So few people are worth my time...
24 Had a crush on a teacher: the potions teacher in my third year a lovely woman
25. Had a New Kids on the Block tape? One of those muggle items I suppose.
26. Describe yourself using one word: intelligent
Lace or satin: Satin
Fave Ice Cream: I perfer Raw Rat Tails they have a that special tang to them
Fave Persons to talk to online: another muggle things.....
THE LAST 24 HRS.
Cried: 50 points off Gryffindor door and I feel much better for it
Worn a skirt: I wear robes
Met someone New: thankfully no
Cleaned your room: House elf work
Done laundry: again House elf work
Drove a car: that what those loud muggle machines are call isn't it?
Helped someone? ..Loose Points?
~~Flash back~~
Sanpe - 20 points from Gryffindor
Random Gryffindor Dude - Why?
Sanpe - Because I feel like it.
Random Gryffindor dude - -_-;
~~ Flash back end~~~~
Sanpe - ^U^
Bought something? No
Gotten sick? of Potter
Had a serious talk? When do I not?
Missed someone? No
Hugged someone? Are you spying on me?
RIGHT NOW..
Who have u known the longest of your friends? Anther stupid question
Who's the loudest: Malfoy
Who do you go to for advice: Me, Myself, and I
Who do you cry to? .........
When do you cry the most: When Potter saves the day.
Worst Feeling: ......Potter * shudders*
Snape suddenly threw down the survey. "What am I doing? This job must be getting to me..."He wondered out of the room holding his head.
Harry almost fell against the desk avoiding Snipe. He laughed quietly under his Invisibility Cloak. This would be a fun one to read. He picked the papers off Snape's Desk and scurried back to the Gryffindor common room.
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