Weeeeeeeee. 15 Reviews! I love you all. I haven't updated in a awhile, I know. I started a new story, and I had to catch up on my oldest story. Plan on his chappie and one more, then I have to work on 'Jess the Jealous' again.

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"Okay. Want some tapioca? Or avocados? There a fruit you know?"

"What? Avocados? At a party? Bring out he rum!" another girl yells out?

Jack turned around and looks at the girl. "You like rum love? I love rum! I love a person who loves rum!"

"Well I Love Rum, Jack! I'm Leanne. How's about we go get some rum and get this party started!"

"Aye. We'll get some rum. We'll get lots of rum. Enough for you to sing the pirate song with me! Good idea love."

---Meanwhile, in Elizabeth's Bathroom--- (I hade to change the rating because of this)

Will is untying Liz's corset. The corset falls off to reveal a chubby, small chested, naked Elizabeth.

"Liz you fat! I mean, wow, you so skinny. It's amazing. And corsets actually work."

"You moron! To call me fat must be a law! I hate you!" And with that Liz stormed out of the bathroom and back down to the party (naked).

"Well, Liz. Now you want me?" Jack said. "That to be, cuz' I already found me self a mate." Liz stared at him and he pointed to Leanne, who was on the stage, stripping. Just as Leanne was about to reveal all to the roused up guys, Governor Swann walked into the house.

"DADDY?" Liz yelled

"Oh my god! Elizabeth, your fat! And naked! To your room at once! Everyone else, lets party!" Liz stopped upstairs, kicked Will, and walked into her room. Governor look at Jack, took his bottle of rum, took a big swig, and walked away.

"That not nice!" Jack yelled.

---Meanwhile, Will is wandering around the house and a servant walks buy---

"Excuse me, do you have a phone?" Will asked. The servant pulled a cell phone out of his pocket.

"It's not 11:00 yet, so I don't have any free minutes. Hurry it up."

Will dialed a number

"Hello?"

"Hello mum. Can you come chaperon? There a girl stripping, Norrington is drunk, and Liz is naked and mad at me. PLEASE?!?!"

"For christs sakes Will! Your 25! Live a little! I'll be over in a few minutes!"

"Thanks a bunch mum! BYE!" Will walked back downstairs and sat down and waited for hi mummy to come and stop the madness. ---5 Minutes Later---

Will mom walks into the party. "OK! THE PARTYS OVER! EVERYONE OUT OUT OUT! NOW! My WILLIE PIE SAID IT WAS BAD, BUT THIS, THIS, IS TERRIBLE! YOU CANT DRINK RUM AT YOUR AGE!"

"Mrs. Uh Whoever you are, We have been legal for like, four years now."

"I DON'T CARE! OUT NOW! SHAME ON ALL OF YOU! SHAME, SHAME, SHAME!"

All the guests sighed and left, leaving only Will and Jack. Jack walked up to Will, shacked him in the head and said, "You deserved that mate" and walked out.

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Lame ending, I know. I ran out of idea. Please post and tell me what you think of the story in total!