Ok this is pretty short but its cute. And Alkin is going to be the center
of all jokes. So here is is!
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Kisses, Cats, and More screaming
"Uh. Sprite?" I fidgeted. I had never been this close to a woman- er, girl before. I had always avoided girls, much to Ace's annoyance. I mean, I'm not gay I just don't want to get involved.
Things like attachment scare me,
Alas I the Great and mighty Alkin am.
I am..
I am scared of girls.
Ok? Happy now? I've always been afraid of them. I convinced Ace that I just didn't have time for them, but I did. I always did I just happen to be terrified of them!
I mean I'm not sure why I dislike them, oh wait yes I do. When I was little, I didn't live with my parents in the elfin palace. I lived with a human family. I guess it was to prepare me for my job in the palace.
I am the courts- well it's only a job in the elfin society. I am the dude who studies other cultures and then blend in with them to learn the customs. Plus if we go to war with any one I am in charge because I am the only one who can speak 256 dialects from around the world, even in the other continents far away from Kyrria. Which won't be discovered for another 1000 years mind you.
But back to the point, they had a daughter. Her name was Cleo; She was about a year younger then me. I always thought she was annoying (this was before I had ever let Ace out.) well I was 14, and her mother asked us to go into the forest and collect lilac leaves.
It didn't occur to me then but you can't use lilac leaves for anything.
Personally I think she set it up.
Well, we went a ways and she fell.
I asked her what was wrong and she said she hurt her ankle. I walked back over to her and sat down. She was crying pretty bad and I took her foot onto my lap. It looked fine to me. Then she did something I never would have expected.
SHE KISSED ME!!!!!!!!!
I jerked back. That damn girl took my first and last kiss. I changed after that; I avoided girls at every turn. You don't know how many times a girl tried to kiss me, or hug me, or try to do things that only guys usually like to do..
Well this is the first time I have ever touched a girl in 60 some thing years.
Her face was right next to mine and she had her hands on my chest. My eyes got big I have to stay calm.
I just sat there. Normally I would have gotten away from her as soon as possible, unless.
No it can't be that. I'm to young to have that happen.
Ok, before you start thinking (which I know you are. I read minds remember?) 'Oh Alkins in love with dream girl!' Well your wrong. I am not in love. Elves happen to have this, problem. Ok well guy elves have this problem. It'll happen in about 1000 years.
Well I am not 1000 years old now am I?
Elves who happen to be guys have a few issues when they turn 1000. Oh, it means we can't ever get close to any female. Ok? Its kind of strange but after that age when we get near a girl we change.
I mean not mentally changing.
I mean physically change.
Like we turn into another species.
Like My dad turned into a frog..
That really grosses me out. My brother turns into a goldfish when girls touch him. So there is no rhyme to reason to what I will become. Maybe with my luck I will be some poisonous snake.
"Sprite! Wake up!" I started to push her away and it happened. Damn it I changed.
"MEOW!" I screeched, Sprite was squashing me under her-
Her, um, um, low cut shirt.
Wait-
Am I a cat? "Meow." Yes I am a cat. Why a cat? Out of all of the creatures I could have been why a cat? I mean seriously, why not a big scary dragon?
Well, I started to meow a lot because her- well she was squashing me to say the least.
After a little bit she opened her eyes a little bit. "Hello Kitty, were is he?" She still didn't get off of me. I hissed a little and I guess cat instincts came over and I scratched her on her- on her open part of her overly low cut bodice. She jerked up.
"Oh I'm sorry Kitty!" She picked up my squashed body and squeezed it on her- Damn why does she have to wear that thing?! "I wonder were that nice boy went to." She stood up and started walking.
"I wonder if I scared him off. He was really nice." she smiled at me. "I'm being silly. You're just a kitten. But would you understand?" OH yah just a kitten. For crying out loud I am an Elf guy. Not a snugly little kitten. I AM A GUY!
"I AM A GUY! A GUY I SAY!" Well that's what I wanted to say but it came out,
"MEOW! MEEEOW! MEOW! MEOW!" That's not good. She pulled back a little bit and cringed. I suddenly felt a stab of guilt I was being rude.
Even for a cat. She smiled and rubbed my head. "Good kitty." She whispered and I purred. "I think we should get going, look at those clouds." She looked scared. Then a surge of water came. I mean talk about flash floods! The stupid thing came ripping at us.
Well she pulled me tightly into her- Umm Damn why that?
But the stupid water ripped her away from me.
"HEY!" I shouted, and this time it came out as words. I saw her being swung away from me. "NO!" I made a grab for her but she was still being pulled away. Now that I have a teeny bit of cat in me. I dislike water. Oh I love it but it's just.
The stupid currents threw her against me. I took in a deep breath of air and dove under to grab her.
Damn this man problem. I turned into a cat as soon as I pulled her against me. I need to wake her up! I think the reason there's water in her dream is because-
I forgot to make the bubble. I pushed her away from me and turned back into my natural form. What was a good way to wake a sleeping person up? I began to think about Ace's dreams about girls. We always wake up when-
WHEN HE KISSES THE GIRL!!
I threw myself at her and pressed my lips on hers before she could react and before I could change again. Next thing I know its dark and we're under water.
Well we were under water before but that was in her dreams, I'm awake now, and I'm still kissing her!! I jerked back.
I waited to turn into a cat again.
I waited, and waited.
I didn't change.
"Airiouse Benthar Oniouse!" Once again I made a bubble for us. We climbed inside and thankfully I managed to make it bigger this time. I still held her hand from when I had woken her up. Her face get red when we looked at our hands and I jerked back.
"Um. yah. Right." I stuttered. It seems that I like to say that a lot but I'm never around girls now am I? After a little bit we started to see light.
The sun. Oh thank god!!! In a few minutes we finally reached the surface and the doorway to the sirens world closed. I hope I never have to go in again. It's a freaky place. Man, they decorate things with bodies! Who wants to see that?
Well anyway, the bubble popped when we reached the surface. And I learned something. She can't swim. As soon as I reached the surface I was shouting for Joy.
She was screaming for dear life. I finally turned around and I saw her drowning. Now what gets me is she used to be a siren. Why can't she swim? I sighed and dove under to her. She was like a drowned rat. She was clawing and scratching me but I finally grabbed her.
She climbed onto my back and I struggled to swim to the surface. Her weight kept on pulling me under. Well not that she was heavy or anything but she was pulling me down.
Then I did the obvious thing. I stood up. The water was up to my chest.
How Ironic is that?
Well as soon as I stood up I fell backwards. She was still on my back. She knocked me off balance. Well I let go of her and walked to shore.
"Oh! Thank God!" I fell to my knees and did an over reactive thing. I kissed the ground over and over and over.. Well I had a mouth full of dirt and I coughed it out.
The earth tastes terrible. That I can say for sure.
Sprite stood behind me.
"Did I fall asleep?"
"Yah. I think you did."
"I had the weirdest dream, I dreamed you turned into a cat. And you. Kissed me." I had to hide me innocence, though that really did happen.
"What? Why would I do that?!" I turned away so she wouldn't see me blush. Then I saw Ace. I started to walk towards him. He wasn't alone; there was some one else with him.
"OH hey Alk-" Hey stood up and waved to me but I cut him off.
"Get away from him Ace!" I shouted referring to the Reaper. Yes I knew who it was.
He is a murderer. I prepared to shoot and fire ball at him. I wasn't going to let him take any of us. He tried to take my uncle and he succeeded I will not let him take me or any of my friends-
Are they really my friends? Well there is no time to think about it now.
I blasted him and he threw his sickle at me. I dodged it and he dodged mine, but some one else screamed.
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Ok, well Alkin won't turn into a cat again unless he happens to go into some ones head. And I don't think he will go into her head again. Well, Any ways.
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Kisses, Cats, and More screaming
"Uh. Sprite?" I fidgeted. I had never been this close to a woman- er, girl before. I had always avoided girls, much to Ace's annoyance. I mean, I'm not gay I just don't want to get involved.
Things like attachment scare me,
Alas I the Great and mighty Alkin am.
I am..
I am scared of girls.
Ok? Happy now? I've always been afraid of them. I convinced Ace that I just didn't have time for them, but I did. I always did I just happen to be terrified of them!
I mean I'm not sure why I dislike them, oh wait yes I do. When I was little, I didn't live with my parents in the elfin palace. I lived with a human family. I guess it was to prepare me for my job in the palace.
I am the courts- well it's only a job in the elfin society. I am the dude who studies other cultures and then blend in with them to learn the customs. Plus if we go to war with any one I am in charge because I am the only one who can speak 256 dialects from around the world, even in the other continents far away from Kyrria. Which won't be discovered for another 1000 years mind you.
But back to the point, they had a daughter. Her name was Cleo; She was about a year younger then me. I always thought she was annoying (this was before I had ever let Ace out.) well I was 14, and her mother asked us to go into the forest and collect lilac leaves.
It didn't occur to me then but you can't use lilac leaves for anything.
Personally I think she set it up.
Well, we went a ways and she fell.
I asked her what was wrong and she said she hurt her ankle. I walked back over to her and sat down. She was crying pretty bad and I took her foot onto my lap. It looked fine to me. Then she did something I never would have expected.
SHE KISSED ME!!!!!!!!!
I jerked back. That damn girl took my first and last kiss. I changed after that; I avoided girls at every turn. You don't know how many times a girl tried to kiss me, or hug me, or try to do things that only guys usually like to do..
Well this is the first time I have ever touched a girl in 60 some thing years.
Her face was right next to mine and she had her hands on my chest. My eyes got big I have to stay calm.
I just sat there. Normally I would have gotten away from her as soon as possible, unless.
No it can't be that. I'm to young to have that happen.
Ok, before you start thinking (which I know you are. I read minds remember?) 'Oh Alkins in love with dream girl!' Well your wrong. I am not in love. Elves happen to have this, problem. Ok well guy elves have this problem. It'll happen in about 1000 years.
Well I am not 1000 years old now am I?
Elves who happen to be guys have a few issues when they turn 1000. Oh, it means we can't ever get close to any female. Ok? Its kind of strange but after that age when we get near a girl we change.
I mean not mentally changing.
I mean physically change.
Like we turn into another species.
Like My dad turned into a frog..
That really grosses me out. My brother turns into a goldfish when girls touch him. So there is no rhyme to reason to what I will become. Maybe with my luck I will be some poisonous snake.
"Sprite! Wake up!" I started to push her away and it happened. Damn it I changed.
"MEOW!" I screeched, Sprite was squashing me under her-
Her, um, um, low cut shirt.
Wait-
Am I a cat? "Meow." Yes I am a cat. Why a cat? Out of all of the creatures I could have been why a cat? I mean seriously, why not a big scary dragon?
Well, I started to meow a lot because her- well she was squashing me to say the least.
After a little bit she opened her eyes a little bit. "Hello Kitty, were is he?" She still didn't get off of me. I hissed a little and I guess cat instincts came over and I scratched her on her- on her open part of her overly low cut bodice. She jerked up.
"Oh I'm sorry Kitty!" She picked up my squashed body and squeezed it on her- Damn why does she have to wear that thing?! "I wonder were that nice boy went to." She stood up and started walking.
"I wonder if I scared him off. He was really nice." she smiled at me. "I'm being silly. You're just a kitten. But would you understand?" OH yah just a kitten. For crying out loud I am an Elf guy. Not a snugly little kitten. I AM A GUY!
"I AM A GUY! A GUY I SAY!" Well that's what I wanted to say but it came out,
"MEOW! MEEEOW! MEOW! MEOW!" That's not good. She pulled back a little bit and cringed. I suddenly felt a stab of guilt I was being rude.
Even for a cat. She smiled and rubbed my head. "Good kitty." She whispered and I purred. "I think we should get going, look at those clouds." She looked scared. Then a surge of water came. I mean talk about flash floods! The stupid thing came ripping at us.
Well she pulled me tightly into her- Umm Damn why that?
But the stupid water ripped her away from me.
"HEY!" I shouted, and this time it came out as words. I saw her being swung away from me. "NO!" I made a grab for her but she was still being pulled away. Now that I have a teeny bit of cat in me. I dislike water. Oh I love it but it's just.
The stupid currents threw her against me. I took in a deep breath of air and dove under to grab her.
Damn this man problem. I turned into a cat as soon as I pulled her against me. I need to wake her up! I think the reason there's water in her dream is because-
I forgot to make the bubble. I pushed her away from me and turned back into my natural form. What was a good way to wake a sleeping person up? I began to think about Ace's dreams about girls. We always wake up when-
WHEN HE KISSES THE GIRL!!
I threw myself at her and pressed my lips on hers before she could react and before I could change again. Next thing I know its dark and we're under water.
Well we were under water before but that was in her dreams, I'm awake now, and I'm still kissing her!! I jerked back.
I waited to turn into a cat again.
I waited, and waited.
I didn't change.
"Airiouse Benthar Oniouse!" Once again I made a bubble for us. We climbed inside and thankfully I managed to make it bigger this time. I still held her hand from when I had woken her up. Her face get red when we looked at our hands and I jerked back.
"Um. yah. Right." I stuttered. It seems that I like to say that a lot but I'm never around girls now am I? After a little bit we started to see light.
The sun. Oh thank god!!! In a few minutes we finally reached the surface and the doorway to the sirens world closed. I hope I never have to go in again. It's a freaky place. Man, they decorate things with bodies! Who wants to see that?
Well anyway, the bubble popped when we reached the surface. And I learned something. She can't swim. As soon as I reached the surface I was shouting for Joy.
She was screaming for dear life. I finally turned around and I saw her drowning. Now what gets me is she used to be a siren. Why can't she swim? I sighed and dove under to her. She was like a drowned rat. She was clawing and scratching me but I finally grabbed her.
She climbed onto my back and I struggled to swim to the surface. Her weight kept on pulling me under. Well not that she was heavy or anything but she was pulling me down.
Then I did the obvious thing. I stood up. The water was up to my chest.
How Ironic is that?
Well as soon as I stood up I fell backwards. She was still on my back. She knocked me off balance. Well I let go of her and walked to shore.
"Oh! Thank God!" I fell to my knees and did an over reactive thing. I kissed the ground over and over and over.. Well I had a mouth full of dirt and I coughed it out.
The earth tastes terrible. That I can say for sure.
Sprite stood behind me.
"Did I fall asleep?"
"Yah. I think you did."
"I had the weirdest dream, I dreamed you turned into a cat. And you. Kissed me." I had to hide me innocence, though that really did happen.
"What? Why would I do that?!" I turned away so she wouldn't see me blush. Then I saw Ace. I started to walk towards him. He wasn't alone; there was some one else with him.
"OH hey Alk-" Hey stood up and waved to me but I cut him off.
"Get away from him Ace!" I shouted referring to the Reaper. Yes I knew who it was.
He is a murderer. I prepared to shoot and fire ball at him. I wasn't going to let him take any of us. He tried to take my uncle and he succeeded I will not let him take me or any of my friends-
Are they really my friends? Well there is no time to think about it now.
I blasted him and he threw his sickle at me. I dodged it and he dodged mine, but some one else screamed.
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Ok, well Alkin won't turn into a cat again unless he happens to go into some ones head. And I don't think he will go into her head again. Well, Any ways.
