And yet another Harry Potter story. This one came to mind as James and I wrote "Harry Potter and the Holy Relic" of Vecna. PG-13 for your naughty minds!

The disclaimer. If I owned Harry Potter, I wouldn't do this to him and his friends! My apologies to JK Rowling again! I do greatly respect your stories, although it don't seem like it!

It's So Big!

Many of the teachers and Harry's various friends gathered around for the special event. They all stared at the groundskeeper Hagrid aghast. No one thought that he would go to such lengths. A complete grin crossed his hairy face, and he tugged at his collars in complete pride.

"It's . . . it's so big!" exclaimed Professor McGongall, as she lowered her glasses from her observation. They fell to the ground from nerveless fingers.

"It's gigantic!" Professor Snape cried out, as his normally emotionless eyes grew wide and his jaw dropped. As quickly as this strange event occurred, it was immediately returned to his normal stoic facade.

"It's so . . . so . . . so . . . large!" Ginny cried out unoriginally.

"Colossal is more like it!" Ron commented in delight.

"Massive is what we say!" added the Weasley twins Fred and George.

"Hagrid! It is utterly immense!" Hermione pointed out, as she placed her hands to the side of her face.

"It's gi-hugeous!" Neville voiced in complete astonishment.

"It's bigger than yours, Malfoy!" Crabble and Goyle pointed out as one entity.

The blonde aristocratic teen crossed his arms and a sour expression crossed his youthful face. "I'll just have to remedy that!"

"That's the biggest piece I have ever laid eyes upon!" Argus Filch added.

"Meow!" agreed Mrs. Norris, as her big bright yellow eyes got bigger.

"Hagrid, boy," Dumbledore remarked, "You have really outdone yourself this time!"

The giant of the man tugged at his collars again and cleared his throat. "Why, thank you, Professor Dumbledore, sir!" He stepped aside to reveal the biggest, hugest, most immense, enormous, gi-hugeous, largest, colossal brithday cake in existence with big proud letters announcing "Happy Birthday, Harry!"