Gullwing Diary – Part 2
Treasure Hunts and a Battle Royale

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It was morning in the land of Demon Diary, now newly inhabited by the Gullwings. For some reason, Yuna had decided to organize a treasure hunt. When everyone besides her, Rikku, and Paine showed confusion, she had to explain the entire process to the clueless bunch.
"You have to find the items on the list I give you before noon. If you see other groups, you're allowed to attack them and steal their items. When noon comes around, we'll all meet in the library and see who found the most items. Whatever team found the most gets a prize!" Yuna explained excitedly, and Rikku's eyes gleamed at the mention of stealing. Paine was boredly examining her surroundings again with half-closed eyes, wondering why she had ever agreed to this.
They all picked groups, and they were as follows: Chris and Erutis, Yuna and Rikku, Paine and Raenef, and Eclipse huffily said he had better things to do.
Yuna fired one of her guns (narrowly missing a Crusader) and the treasure hunt began!

The sun beat down on Chris and Erutis as they weaved their way around the castle. "Okay, the first item is...101 Ways to Become a Mighty Demon Lord," Erutis whispered, tapping the list with her finger. They rounded a corner and started heading for the library.
"Get your sword ready, Eru," Chris instructed as he gripped his own measly stick. Erutis' face turned as red as her hair.
Eru? ERU?! What is he thinking? He can't give me a nickname! Stupid cleric! Erutis thought, still blushing a little. Well, to be honest, she thought he was 'sortofcute', but annoying as Hell. But he made up for it with his pretty black hair...and starry eyes...and perfect lips...
Erutis went on with her perverted little visions until she was rudely awakened by walking into a marble column.
"Erutis, are you okay?" Chris asked, slightly annoyed. "If you don't hurry up, they're going to get the book before we do! And Yuna said we can't say 'go'. Move your stupid, heavy butt!"
"ONE OF THESE DAYS!" Erutis wailed.

Meanwhile...
Yuna and Rikku wandered through the castle halls. "This place is enormous! I know I told everyone to meet in the library, but I myself don't know where it is," Yuna rambled as she and her cousin made another turn.
Rikku sighed dejectedly. Their boots tapped softly on the marble floors. "Well, an idea has to come to us eventually, right?" she chirped, patting Yuna on the back.
"Yeah, I guess so."
A few minutes later, Rikku got an idea. It mainly catered to her, but Yuna would prove to be a key part. Her plan went as follows:
Rikku would wander around for a bit with Yuna on the level directly above her, tracking her position. If Rikku found someone, she would hide somewhere and Yuna would distract them by shooting the ground near them and then ducking. In that time, Rikku would rush by, steal whatever items they had, and hide again. It was foolproof!
...or was it? But Rikku was brimming over with confidence and pride as Yuna's half-skirt trailed out of sight as it swirled up the marble stairs.

Meanwhile...
Paine was not as lucky as Yuna, for she was stuck with a certain dim- witted, blue-haired Demon Lord as her partner.
"So, where's the library?" Raenef asked happily as he skipped beside Paine. The warrior turned her crimson eyes to him in surprise.
"What? But this is your castle!" she cried, mentally slapping herself for ever letting Yuna pair her up with this fruitcake (in more ways than one, mind you).
Raenef giggled girlishly and then said, "Well, sure it is! But I never read! I only go to the library when Eclipse makes me! Teehee!" He continued merrily along with a very distraught Paine beside him. She was muttering curses at Yuna for pairing her up with him, muttering more curses at Rikku for going to investigate the portal that brought them here, and making obscene gestures behind her back at Raenef for being that dumb.

Meanwhile...
Eclipse glanced boredly out from his window and gasped as he saw the new brunette pointing her gun at Raenef! He had researched those strange weapons she carried, and learned that they were called 'guns', but were more specifically 'pistols'. If one pulled the trigger, a miniature explosion would set off and an object called a 'bullet' would zoom towards the unfortunate target.
"Master Raenef! Oh, I knew those girls were trouble!" he hissed, leaping up from his chair, his black hair flying all over the place.
He pictured the balcony where Yuna stood and shouted, "Go!"

GASP! What will Eclipse do to Yuna? Will Erutis ever convince Chris that her rear end is not the heaviest part of her? Will Paine go mad and do something awful to Raenef? But most importantly: WHERE IS THE LIBRARY?! All this and more in the next Gullwing Diary!

Author's Note: Teehee, I tried to make this a Battle Royale parody. You know how Koushun Takami can never stay on one group of characters for too long. Reviews will be rewarded with Demon Diary and Final Fantasy X-2 plushies! Please specify what character and size! *bow bow* Thanks for reading!