Disclaimer: We don't own FF8 or the Jungle Book....or the song
Bare Necessities...blah blah

Zell bursts into tune in front of the gang...(what tune? he's
totally flat!)
Look for gunblade accessories
Simple gunblade accessories
Forget about your worries and Seifer (Squall: Oh YEAH!!!!!)

I mean gunblade accessories
That's why old Squall can rest at ease
With just gunblade accessories for life
Wherever he wanders
Wherever he walks
He finds gunblade stores,
Which he always stalks.

Other SeeDs are busy in the streets
to buy toffee and small treats
When Squall looks near their tops and pants
And sees accessories in a trance
Then maybe steals a few
The gunblade accessories for life will pull Squall through!
They'll pull him through!
Zell smiles : This bit is for me!
Look for the canteen recipes
The simple canteen recipes
Forget about your worries and hunger (mmmmmmmmmm)

I mean the canteen recipes
That's why I, Zell, can rest at ease
With just the canteen recipes for life
Now when you grab a hotdog
Or a 7-up
And you burn your fingertips
Don't worry, brighten up!
Don't steal hotdogs from Ifrit's cave
Next time get them cold
And put them in a microwave.
But you don't need to use the microwave
When you get a 7-up, or it won't behave.
Have I given you a clue?
Everyone: NOOOOOOO!
The canteen recipes of life will come to you
They'll come to you!
Irvine walks in: Oh man! This is really lovely! (he starts
singing)
So just try and relax, yeah cooooolllll!!
Come and swing in my backyard
'Cause let me tell you something little gals
If you act like those two *points at Squall and Zell* , uh uh
You're a d*rk and a half (Zell only counts as half a guy)
And don't spend your time lookin' around
For something you want when I can be found

When you find out you can't live without me
And go along not thinkin' about me
I'll tell you something true
The gunblade accessories of life won't pull you through!
Lets fight gunblade accessories
as well as canteen recipes
Forget about them and Seifer YEAH MAN!
I mean they aren't necessities
But I am, so just rest at ease
With me you'll have a guarantee for life.
With me you'll have a guarantee for life.
Girls: Oh, man!