Xander walked down the street with a smile, at the first cross walk he
stopped and considered things.
//hHow am I gonna come up with a grand in three days,// Hhe thought as the light changed and he continued down the street //Strip dancing? Too young., gGet a job? Take too long., I could take out insurance on myself before I commit suicide?, iIllegal and very hard to pick up the insurance.//
hHe thought for a minute before a smile broke through. //fFirst I have to 'Convince' Willy to help, but with Willy that will only take two or three broken bones, before he turns them in,// he thought
With the smile still plastered on his face, as he changed course and took a side street to Willy's. As he Aapproached Willy's bar Xander shook his head at the simplicity of the situation before he looked over the door.
//Willy you really need to put a deadbolt on this or anyone can get in and do baaad things to you,// Hhe thought as he forced the latch open and entered the quite bar with a grin, //anyone like me.//
As heXander walked to the back and quietly walked down into the basement apartment that where Willy lived. in As he made his way into the small run down basement Xander shuddered at the view;, ragged furniture, cloth'es on the floor, Ddirty pots in the sink and a half eaten casserole on the stove that looked like it was halfway to the next evolutionary step.
All was taken in at a glance before he finally spotted the bar owner lying half off the cot in the far side of the room., With an evil grin Xander quietly walked over to the sink and picked up the pots before he made his way over to Willy. Throwing the pots against the wall succeeded in creating a most satisfying crash as Xander bellowed out the second most terrifying thing the bar owner had ever heard.
Willy was smiling as he rolled in uncountable millions while large 'No Slayer' signs floated around him and supermodels brought him free drinks. His dreams came to a halt as a thundering crash and a scream of "BAR FIGHT!" woke him from his slumber. Starting up Willy immediately started to scream and leap for the back of the barck.,
aAs he impacted with the floor of his room he lay there wondering why the back of the bar looked like his cot and the sounds of a bar fight had been replaced with hysterical laughter for several seconds before he rolled over and glared at the slayer's friend sitting on the floor several feet away wiping tears of mirth out of his eyes while he tried to stop laughing. Gripping his chest to hold his heart in place Willy finally moved back up and sat on his cot while Xander got control of himself once more and after wiping a stray tear from his eye he got his breath back and looked at the irate bar owner.
"Good god kid, I should have your ass arrested, breaking and," he got out before Xander cut him off with a wave.
"Sure, Bbreaking and entering, assault and battery, destruction to private property and..." he said with a smile as he pulled out the knife and flicked it open. "Attempted murder through castration," he said with a grin as he watched Willy's eyes grow bigger before he chuckled and started to clean his finger nails with the knife.
"But I'm not gonna do any of those Willy, in fact I'm here to do a favor for you," he said and watched as the sleepy bar owner fought to figure out the meaning of his words.
"Wha... what kind of favor kid?" he asked hesitantly as Xander finished his nails and flicked the knife closed before he leaned forewaord.
"I'm going to take a list of everyone in this town who that has not paid theire bill to you and I'm going to collect it for myself," he said with a grin as Willy thought about it for several seconds.
"Umm... how's that gonna help me again?" he asked.
Xander responded with an evil grin. "I'm going to hurt everyone that has not paid you and make them come back here and pay for walking out on you... they will be hurt and have to pay double what they would have had to if they had just paid you the first time. Word will get around and real soon people will stop walking out without paying," he said and waited for Willy to come to grips with that before he continued.
"Look at it this way, if I succeed you get paid and people stop walking out on you. I fail... and I stop breaking up your bar and you lose nothing anyway," he said with a shrug.
Willy finally just nodded and pulled a pad from the mess on the floor and wrote down several names.
"These are the first couple that owe me money and the amount," he said passing the page to Xander who folded it up and stuck it in his jacket before he headed towards the stairs.
When he got to the bottom of the stairs Willy called after him. "yYou be careful kid... I really don't want that slayer on a rampage again," he said as Xander continued up the stairs and out of the bar., With a Ssigh, Willy rolled back onto his cot and tried to get back to that dream.
//hHow am I gonna come up with a grand in three days,// Hhe thought as the light changed and he continued down the street //Strip dancing? Too young., gGet a job? Take too long., I could take out insurance on myself before I commit suicide?, iIllegal and very hard to pick up the insurance.//
hHe thought for a minute before a smile broke through. //fFirst I have to 'Convince' Willy to help, but with Willy that will only take two or three broken bones, before he turns them in,// he thought
With the smile still plastered on his face, as he changed course and took a side street to Willy's. As he Aapproached Willy's bar Xander shook his head at the simplicity of the situation before he looked over the door.
//Willy you really need to put a deadbolt on this or anyone can get in and do baaad things to you,// Hhe thought as he forced the latch open and entered the quite bar with a grin, //anyone like me.//
As heXander walked to the back and quietly walked down into the basement apartment that where Willy lived. in As he made his way into the small run down basement Xander shuddered at the view;, ragged furniture, cloth'es on the floor, Ddirty pots in the sink and a half eaten casserole on the stove that looked like it was halfway to the next evolutionary step.
All was taken in at a glance before he finally spotted the bar owner lying half off the cot in the far side of the room., With an evil grin Xander quietly walked over to the sink and picked up the pots before he made his way over to Willy. Throwing the pots against the wall succeeded in creating a most satisfying crash as Xander bellowed out the second most terrifying thing the bar owner had ever heard.
Willy was smiling as he rolled in uncountable millions while large 'No Slayer' signs floated around him and supermodels brought him free drinks. His dreams came to a halt as a thundering crash and a scream of "BAR FIGHT!" woke him from his slumber. Starting up Willy immediately started to scream and leap for the back of the barck.,
aAs he impacted with the floor of his room he lay there wondering why the back of the bar looked like his cot and the sounds of a bar fight had been replaced with hysterical laughter for several seconds before he rolled over and glared at the slayer's friend sitting on the floor several feet away wiping tears of mirth out of his eyes while he tried to stop laughing. Gripping his chest to hold his heart in place Willy finally moved back up and sat on his cot while Xander got control of himself once more and after wiping a stray tear from his eye he got his breath back and looked at the irate bar owner.
"Good god kid, I should have your ass arrested, breaking and," he got out before Xander cut him off with a wave.
"Sure, Bbreaking and entering, assault and battery, destruction to private property and..." he said with a smile as he pulled out the knife and flicked it open. "Attempted murder through castration," he said with a grin as he watched Willy's eyes grow bigger before he chuckled and started to clean his finger nails with the knife.
"But I'm not gonna do any of those Willy, in fact I'm here to do a favor for you," he said and watched as the sleepy bar owner fought to figure out the meaning of his words.
"Wha... what kind of favor kid?" he asked hesitantly as Xander finished his nails and flicked the knife closed before he leaned forewaord.
"I'm going to take a list of everyone in this town who that has not paid theire bill to you and I'm going to collect it for myself," he said with a grin as Willy thought about it for several seconds.
"Umm... how's that gonna help me again?" he asked.
Xander responded with an evil grin. "I'm going to hurt everyone that has not paid you and make them come back here and pay for walking out on you... they will be hurt and have to pay double what they would have had to if they had just paid you the first time. Word will get around and real soon people will stop walking out without paying," he said and waited for Willy to come to grips with that before he continued.
"Look at it this way, if I succeed you get paid and people stop walking out on you. I fail... and I stop breaking up your bar and you lose nothing anyway," he said with a shrug.
Willy finally just nodded and pulled a pad from the mess on the floor and wrote down several names.
"These are the first couple that owe me money and the amount," he said passing the page to Xander who folded it up and stuck it in his jacket before he headed towards the stairs.
When he got to the bottom of the stairs Willy called after him. "yYou be careful kid... I really don't want that slayer on a rampage again," he said as Xander continued up the stairs and out of the bar., With a Ssigh, Willy rolled back onto his cot and tried to get back to that dream.
