RAMBLINGS OF A MADMAN PART TWO
DAY RUBBER DUCK
I have a problem. I have these earrings, but nowhere to put them. But there are Link's ears, just sitting there, attached to his head. But I cannot ask him if he wants me to put these earrings in his ears, because he is sleeping.
I really, really want to, though.
DAY EISENHOWER
Trying to resist. Trying.
DAY BUFFALO
I have done it. I waited and waited for the right moment, then I tiptoed over to the kid, and WHAM! Easy as fractions, no cleanup necessary.
I thought about taking the earrings off again and poking more holes, but I decided not to.
DAY CHERRY
Link is definitely getting bigger. I think he has been here for several years.
DAY BUBBLES
I decided to write a song today. It goes something like this:
Ru- ru- rubber duck, Yellow, white, and green Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily Floating down the waterfall.
I miss my rubber duck. I know not where it came from, nor where it went. I know only that I think, therefore I am.
DAY A.G.S. 1 / 14:27:05
Today a Gossip Stone fell out of the blackness above me. Now I can keep track of the time, and the day. So today is After Gossip Stone 1, at 14:27:05pm.
It's funny, but knowing the time doesn't really make that much of a difference.
DAY A.G.S. 19 / 03:51:34
It turns out that time moves quite quickly here. What I thought was a day is actually much longer. This is very strange. I must be getting old.
DAY A.G.S. 46 / 00:00:00
I thought this would be a fun time to write, but it feels like any other.
The kid is still sleeping. He looks more like a young man now. I did not notice it before, probably because his clothes grew with him. I wish my clothes grew with me. I have to keep letting out the waistband of my robe.
DAY A.G.S. 50 / 16:20:11
I noticed something interesting today. A rubber duck fell out of the blackness above me. On closer inspection, I realized it was my own true, rubber duck, the one I wrote the song for. This was odd, so I decided to experiment. I threw Link's hat into the sacred water and watched it float over the waterfall.
I hope my guess is right.
DAY A.G.S. 55 / 01:23:45
Waiting.
DAY RUBBER DUCK
I have a problem. I have these earrings, but nowhere to put them. But there are Link's ears, just sitting there, attached to his head. But I cannot ask him if he wants me to put these earrings in his ears, because he is sleeping.
I really, really want to, though.
DAY EISENHOWER
Trying to resist. Trying.
DAY BUFFALO
I have done it. I waited and waited for the right moment, then I tiptoed over to the kid, and WHAM! Easy as fractions, no cleanup necessary.
I thought about taking the earrings off again and poking more holes, but I decided not to.
DAY CHERRY
Link is definitely getting bigger. I think he has been here for several years.
DAY BUBBLES
I decided to write a song today. It goes something like this:
Ru- ru- rubber duck, Yellow, white, and green Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily Floating down the waterfall.
I miss my rubber duck. I know not where it came from, nor where it went. I know only that I think, therefore I am.
DAY A.G.S. 1 / 14:27:05
Today a Gossip Stone fell out of the blackness above me. Now I can keep track of the time, and the day. So today is After Gossip Stone 1, at 14:27:05pm.
It's funny, but knowing the time doesn't really make that much of a difference.
DAY A.G.S. 19 / 03:51:34
It turns out that time moves quite quickly here. What I thought was a day is actually much longer. This is very strange. I must be getting old.
DAY A.G.S. 46 / 00:00:00
I thought this would be a fun time to write, but it feels like any other.
The kid is still sleeping. He looks more like a young man now. I did not notice it before, probably because his clothes grew with him. I wish my clothes grew with me. I have to keep letting out the waistband of my robe.
DAY A.G.S. 50 / 16:20:11
I noticed something interesting today. A rubber duck fell out of the blackness above me. On closer inspection, I realized it was my own true, rubber duck, the one I wrote the song for. This was odd, so I decided to experiment. I threw Link's hat into the sacred water and watched it float over the waterfall.
I hope my guess is right.
DAY A.G.S. 55 / 01:23:45
Waiting.
