Peggi-Okay, first off, I don't own Yugioh, and second, this chapter is between a PG-13 and R rating due to some. . .I guess some younger readers would think of as 'intense' language. The swear words are in Japanese, but still a couple of my friends advised me to post a warning. For those of you who don't know what the words mean, here's a definition section, and you don't have to read if you think you already know what they mean or just plain don't care. Kay? Kay.

Ore Sama-*not a bad insult* King of Thieves Baka-Fool Okara-Faggot Chikan-*it is given later* but still, it means, molester

Peggi-Okay, so only about 2 are bad enough to up the rating, but still! I felt it was a good idea anyway. Any other chapters I feel need to have a warning will, but this ficcy still remains at a G rating, okay my wonderful readers?

Readers-*monotone* Okay.

Peggi-Okay then. . .ON WITH THE CHAPTER!

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Bakura left Miho's house merely minutes before Marik and Miranda arrived at her house. He hadn't mentioned to her where he was headed, and that worried Miranda. She had roughly only two weeks left. Pegasus had stolen back the Millennium Eye from Bakura, and Miranda feared that item. Bakura had the necklace and ring, but she couldn't find him. Marik had the rod, but she needed his help, and she'd have to wait until she had the other items before she stole his rod. Four days, and all she had was the puzzle. She was both frustrated and annoyed.

"So, what now?" Marik asked her.

"I don't know. I guess we could go after the eye instead."

"If you want to. But Pegasus is more powerful than Bakura now that he knows how to use the eye."

"This is so confusing."

She knew what she was supposed to do, but how to do it was beyond her.

Suddenly, she sensed a millennium item. And it wasn't from Marik's Millennium Rod. Just then, Bakura crashed into her as he came out of the alleyway.

"Bakura!" both Marik and Miranda chimed simultaneously.

"What are you doing here?" Bakura referred to Marik and Miranda.

"The better question is, what are you doing here, Tomb Raider?" Marik asked in response to Bakura's previous question.

"None of your business, Ore Sama." Bakura shot back.

"That wasn't an insult, you baka. And you have the millennium items Miranda needs, so it is my business."

"Freak."

"Psychopathic lunatic."

"Marik, that's your nickname."

"I know, it it's a good insult, Okara."

"Um. . .foolish immortal."

(A/N:Remember, Marik has a millennium item, so he's kinda immortal)

"Chikan."

"I AM NOT A MOLESTER!" Bakura yelled in anger and rebellion towards the comment.

"Interesting. That was the only insult that offended you."

"Yeah, well. . ." Bakura was interrupted.

"Will you two quit?!" Miranda yelled at them. "We have business to take care of."

"Yes." Marik agreed, looking at Bakura. "Let's start with where you hand over the Millennium Necklace and Ring."

Bakura immediately tried to run away, but Miranda jumped in his way. He merely grabbed her and threw her into the gravel road. She hit ground hard with a thud.

"You've really crossed the line." Marik said, eyes on fire.

He lunged at Bakura who dodged him effortlessly. They began to fight each other as Miranda began to stand up. Bakura pulled out a switchblade and Marik had the dagger from the Millennium Rod. The fight ended when Miranda stepped in. Bakura, feeling outnumbered, which was obvious, ran away, leaving Miranda once again without the ring or necklace.

"He still has the millennium items." Marik sighed.

"Oh my God! You're hurt!" Miranda said in response, not even caring about the items.

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Peggi-*sobs* I had that evil Baka-ura hurt my sweet Maru-chan!

Bakura-*evil smile*

Marik-Maru-chan? Whatever happened to the good ol' days when people used to refer to me as 'Master Marik'?

Bakura-I think calling geeky-little-cool-guy-wanna-be's 'Master' went out of style a long time ago.

Marik-Was that around the same time your pathetic excuse for mortal clothes, your tired attitude, and fake British accent went out of style?

Bakura-*is speechless* . . .my British accent isn't fake!

Peggi-Hmm. . .I like your accent. . .but I must admit that it's fake! FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE!

Ryou-What's fake?

Bakura-They're being mean to me!

Ryou-It's alright, ol' chap. I just had a bloody brilliant idea!

Bakura-Tell me now, you worthlessly sad excuse for a hikari!

Ryou-Okay. *smiles* You can play with. . .THIS! *pulls out E.D.D.* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

All-O.O

Peggi-Now that's a British accent!

All-. . . . . . . .

Tea-Uh. . .didn't you notice that Ryou has the E.D.D.?

Peggi-Yup!

Ryou-DIE, EVIL YAMI BAKA-URA! DIE!

James-And did you notice that Ryou's copying your nickname for Baka-ura?. . .I mean Bakura?

Peggi-Yup!

Pegsi-Tea, James, when all else fails, say this.

Tea-*is taking notes on the 'Pegsi technique'

Pegsi-Peggi. . .someone ate all of your creampuffs.

Peggi-What was that? My creampuffs you say?! *dies*

All-O.O

Pegsi-Um. . .of course, as you can tell, that can only be done once. . .

Peggi-*is still dead*

Tea-Uh. . .if Peggi's dead, how do we continue this ficcy?

Pegsi-Well, there is a way to make her live again.

Tea-What's that?

Ryou-If we believe Peggi's do exist and clap our hands really hard and loud?

All-O.o. . .

Marik-Just back away from the Ryou and no one gets hurt. . .

Bakura-*who has miraculously survived E.D.D.* that's the very last time you watch Peter Pan. . .

Ryou-*sobs* I WILL BE A REAL BOY!

Tea-Pegsi, tell us now! This is getting really random and stupid. . .

Pegsi-It's simple. Review her, of course.

Kaiba-You're really getting desperate, aren't you, Peggi?

Peggi-*lifts head* *whispers* shut up, Kaiba! *plays dead again*

Bakura-Like no one saw that. . .*rolls eyes*

Tea-So, it looks like the only way to bring Peggi back to life is to review her!

Kaiba and Bakura-SHE ISN'T DEAD IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Pegsi-This is getting longer than the actual chapter. . .we should end this now. . .

Marik, James, Pegsi, and Tea-Don't forget to review!