Bonding Time

© Jess-chan

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Author's Notes: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry… not only is this late its also short-___-U gomen~~~

Thanks to: Ren-Tao, Kasumi, GoddessLD, black-thief, Kitsune Asakura, dawnsama, E. L. Santos, Desert Star, Kookiez, Monique-179, SVZ, ValarSpawn, Luna, Waizu Yoru Ame Otome, Myrdok, Real Hao's Iron Maiden Je, Eina, Vash the Stampede5, lalala, Cute @nime Kitty, Hinote Kitsune Nikore.    

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Chapter Two:

- Hao-sama's Brilliant Scheme

Hao told Anna the brilliant scheme of his.

She approved, albeit grudgingly.

Hao told Ren the brilliant scheme of his.

He almost got decapitated.

Hao told Horo his brilliant scheme of his.

He was nearly buried in ice.

Hao decided to put the brilliant scheme of his into action.

All of Hell broke loose.

"I AM NOT STAYING IN A ROOM WITH THAT BASTARD~~~!"

"MY SISTER HAS THE WORST TASTE IN MEN~~~!"

The aforementioned pieces of dialogue would be enough to make an impression upon the dear readers how both parties (Ren and Horo) disagreed upon the suggestion of our lovable Hao-sama, who must I mention again almost got killed in the process.

I shall not further elaborate in fear that I would further corrupt the reader's young, innocent minds (R…ight, take note of the sarcasm please) with profanities and excessive violence.

Minutes later, broken furniture, excessive brain damage, and bodily harm, Ren and Horo, both looking good enough to kill, were the very epitome of happy, contented, not to mention homicidal housewives in pink, frilly aprons.

The three girls, and a (too) happy Asakura Hao stood by the entrance to the kitchen with knowing, evil smirks on their faces… even Tamao had joined… ("Just for once Horo-kun!" "Mou, Tamao-chan~~~")

"You could've at least made the aprons blue…"

"Do I really have to do this?"

"Now, come on! I assure the two of you, this would be the loveliest birthday present ever!"

Ren's mood darkened even further. "Why do I have a feeling this is more of because of the entertainment purposes."

"That's because it." Hao said it mostly to himself… he had a feeling the two shamans would've have lunged at him if ever they have heard of it.

"Tamao could you at least give me a kiss? Onegai~~~!" Horo had streams of tears running down his cheeks.

The pink-haired girl sweat dropped. "Horo-kun it's as if you're walking into your own death…"

The Ainu clasped her hands in his.

"That's because I am." He said it with such a straight face.

Tamao sighed. "Good luck then." She gently brushed her lips against his right cheek.

Ren was more than prepared to plead Pilika.

In the entire expense of his life he had never thought of asking for something, much less beg.

Imagine! Him, proud Tao Ren begging in a frilly pink apron… the humanity~~~

Pilika only smiled. "Don't worry Ren-kun! It'll be a-OK!"

He wished it would be.

Tsuzuku

^^;; gomen for the lateness~~~!