Problems of an Idiotic Gogglehead
Disclaimer: I don't own Digimon.
One Shot and Short
Summary: Jun listens to Davis's problems. She thinks his life boring. But as she listens more she starts realizing that Davis's life like a soap opera. Or has she?
"So it's like this, I walk to her house and look who's there? Yes, TJ. Yada. Yada. Blah. Blah." Same old story. Davis was telling me his problems. I had so much other stuff to do at the moment. But Mother insisted that I help the twerp. He was talking of the ever loving love triangle between Kari, Tk, and him. Like I cared. "Then I gave her flowers and she said, 'thanks' but I could tell she liked TC's flowers more." Oh dear brother why for art thou so annoying? Didn't the googlehead know that my favorite soap opera was on? I mean really, Derek was in love with Kara but Kara was in love with Tod the more handsome one. Then later in the season we find out that Kara also has feelings for Derek! Now Tod has feelings for her too! WHO WILL SHE CHOOSE? 'Moments of Ours Lives' was so much more interesting then Davis's love life.
"What should I do Jun?" he groaned. I rolled my eyes. It was obvious what he had to do. Derek was going to do it soon too.
"Make her jealous doofus. Go out with a girl and make Kari jealous. It's that simple." I smiled. You can learn a lot from t.v.
"With who? I don't think a lot of girls like me." Just like with Davis this was currently happening with Derek. Derek the attractive yet not as attractive at Tod is unconfident about how girls like him. Since he was hooked on Kara he forgot the girls who truly liked him. Like Yoko the geeky girl with glasses who'd doing anything for him. They fight most of the time but Yoko is hiding her true feelings for Derek.
"What about that girl you always complain about?" I saw Davis's mouth drop. I couldn't help but laugh. He looked so funny.
"You don't mean Yolie right?" He still looked amazed.
"If she's the one you always complain about then yes." Davis started to laugh. I frowned. I was trying to help him and he was laughing! "Why are you laughing?"
"It's just," he stopped laughing, "Yolie can't stand me. If I asked her to pretend to be my girlfriend she'd probably puke."
"Well you may be surprised Davis. She may even help you if you asked her nicely." I saw him look at me unconvinced. "Or you could just bribe her."
He smiled, "You know that may work Jun. Thanks" I nodded and he walked out of my room.
Wow, that was boring. Davis had a boring life. I missed half of 'Moments of Our Lives' for him. I went to the living room and turned it to the soap opera. Apparently Derek just asked Yoko to pretend to be his girlfriend. And get this! Yoko agreed. But we all know she would since Yoko says she hates Derek but she really likes him. If only Davis's life was like a soap opera. Then it would be so much more interesting to listen to.
The End.
Disclaimer: I don't own Digimon.
One Shot and Short
Summary: Jun listens to Davis's problems. She thinks his life boring. But as she listens more she starts realizing that Davis's life like a soap opera. Or has she?
"So it's like this, I walk to her house and look who's there? Yes, TJ. Yada. Yada. Blah. Blah." Same old story. Davis was telling me his problems. I had so much other stuff to do at the moment. But Mother insisted that I help the twerp. He was talking of the ever loving love triangle between Kari, Tk, and him. Like I cared. "Then I gave her flowers and she said, 'thanks' but I could tell she liked TC's flowers more." Oh dear brother why for art thou so annoying? Didn't the googlehead know that my favorite soap opera was on? I mean really, Derek was in love with Kara but Kara was in love with Tod the more handsome one. Then later in the season we find out that Kara also has feelings for Derek! Now Tod has feelings for her too! WHO WILL SHE CHOOSE? 'Moments of Ours Lives' was so much more interesting then Davis's love life.
"What should I do Jun?" he groaned. I rolled my eyes. It was obvious what he had to do. Derek was going to do it soon too.
"Make her jealous doofus. Go out with a girl and make Kari jealous. It's that simple." I smiled. You can learn a lot from t.v.
"With who? I don't think a lot of girls like me." Just like with Davis this was currently happening with Derek. Derek the attractive yet not as attractive at Tod is unconfident about how girls like him. Since he was hooked on Kara he forgot the girls who truly liked him. Like Yoko the geeky girl with glasses who'd doing anything for him. They fight most of the time but Yoko is hiding her true feelings for Derek.
"What about that girl you always complain about?" I saw Davis's mouth drop. I couldn't help but laugh. He looked so funny.
"You don't mean Yolie right?" He still looked amazed.
"If she's the one you always complain about then yes." Davis started to laugh. I frowned. I was trying to help him and he was laughing! "Why are you laughing?"
"It's just," he stopped laughing, "Yolie can't stand me. If I asked her to pretend to be my girlfriend she'd probably puke."
"Well you may be surprised Davis. She may even help you if you asked her nicely." I saw him look at me unconvinced. "Or you could just bribe her."
He smiled, "You know that may work Jun. Thanks" I nodded and he walked out of my room.
Wow, that was boring. Davis had a boring life. I missed half of 'Moments of Our Lives' for him. I went to the living room and turned it to the soap opera. Apparently Derek just asked Yoko to pretend to be his girlfriend. And get this! Yoko agreed. But we all know she would since Yoko says she hates Derek but she really likes him. If only Davis's life was like a soap opera. Then it would be so much more interesting to listen to.
The End.
