I am a disclaimer of final fantasy.
"Let's play the Gallon Challenge!" Sephiroth suggested. "What's that?" Auron asked. "Well, you and I will see if we can drink an entire gallon of milk under and hour, and then we have to keep it all down for a whole half hour." "What's that point of that?" Auron asked.
"Well, supposedly, out bodies cannot tolerate so much lactose at once, but we will see if we can prove that theory wrong. You up for it?" "Um, sure." Auron said. "Ok." Sephiroth said, holding out a timer and handing Auron a jug of whole milk. "And let's begin!" They began to drink the milk. Sephiroth was already done with a quart within twenty minutes, but Auron was having a little trouble, since he had some lunch before the game started. Minutes passed, and soon the hour was up. Both men had drunk a gallon of milk, but they were feeling a little woozy. "Now, we can't puke or piss ourselves for a half hour." Sephiorth said. Auron kinda just floated around, feeling even woozier. Just then, Tidus and Cloud came running up to the guys. "Hey, what's going on?" Tidus asked. "Playing Gallon Challenge, uh-oh,,," Auron turned around and hurled into a bush. Tifa walked by and the puke got up and jumped down her throat. Her stomach exploded and she died. Sephiroth laughed. "Ha ha, you lose." A half hour passed, and Sephy was declaired the champion. "I don't like this game." Auron said. It makes me sick.." "yea." Sephiroth said. He too threw up after a while. "Let's find a new game" Auron said. "Ok, I'll look in the microwave!" Sephiroth said. "And I'll look an the chicken." Auron said. END!
"Let's play the Gallon Challenge!" Sephiroth suggested. "What's that?" Auron asked. "Well, you and I will see if we can drink an entire gallon of milk under and hour, and then we have to keep it all down for a whole half hour." "What's that point of that?" Auron asked.
"Well, supposedly, out bodies cannot tolerate so much lactose at once, but we will see if we can prove that theory wrong. You up for it?" "Um, sure." Auron said. "Ok." Sephiroth said, holding out a timer and handing Auron a jug of whole milk. "And let's begin!" They began to drink the milk. Sephiroth was already done with a quart within twenty minutes, but Auron was having a little trouble, since he had some lunch before the game started. Minutes passed, and soon the hour was up. Both men had drunk a gallon of milk, but they were feeling a little woozy. "Now, we can't puke or piss ourselves for a half hour." Sephiorth said. Auron kinda just floated around, feeling even woozier. Just then, Tidus and Cloud came running up to the guys. "Hey, what's going on?" Tidus asked. "Playing Gallon Challenge, uh-oh,,," Auron turned around and hurled into a bush. Tifa walked by and the puke got up and jumped down her throat. Her stomach exploded and she died. Sephiroth laughed. "Ha ha, you lose." A half hour passed, and Sephy was declaired the champion. "I don't like this game." Auron said. It makes me sick.." "yea." Sephiroth said. He too threw up after a while. "Let's find a new game" Auron said. "Ok, I'll look in the microwave!" Sephiroth said. "And I'll look an the chicken." Auron said. END!
