Disclaimer: I do not own any of these people. I hope you enjoy this. It's pretty stupid. Lol just like me. ^.^ btw- I can't spell for crap, so please excuse my speling lol
One day, in the rolling mesas of Kentucky, two strangers met who would change each other's life…Vash and Goku! The two most stupid people in the world at this time.
"Hiya stranger!", Goku said.
Vash replied, "Nice day out isn't it?"
"Yep. Who are you by the way?"
"I am…" Vash stuck a pose "Vash the Stampede!"
Goku chuckled "You look like a monkey when you do that"
"I look like a monkey!?!? What about you? You have a tail!"
Goku replied "That is because I am…"Goku struck a pose "A lengendary super saiyan!"
"Really?? I'm a legendary gunman!" Vash said in excitement
"Hey, we're both legendary!"
They both yelled "Yeah!" really loud.
"Don't you have any manners? You forgot to introduce me." Vegeta said. Goku had forgot he was there.
"Oops. Sorry about that. Uhh…this is my friend Vash. Vash meet Vegeta."
"Are you legendary too?? "Vash asked Vegeta
"I am the Prince of all Saiyans!!"-Vegeta said with pride.
"Oh. That's boring."-Vash said with disappointment.
Vegeta got ticked at that and yelled as hard as he could, "YOU IDIOT! BEING PRINCE IS A LOT BETTER THAN BEING LEGENDARY!"
"Hey, don't take it personally! So where are you guys headed?"-Vash said.
"I hope for food. I'm really hungry."-Goku said.
"I told you at least 5 times we are going to get food! I am going to eat with my boss, so be good so I get a chance at getting a promotion!"-Vegeta said. Vegeta now worked at a big business corporation.
"Hey Vash, wanna come?"-Goku asked
"Sure, I'm pretty hungry."-Vash replied
They all walk into the restaurant in their regular clothes, except for Vegeta who has a tuxedo on, because you are supposed to. Everyone stares at Vash and Goku.
"Hey look Vash, everyone is staring at us…we must be popular!'-Goku said with excitement
"Yeah!"-They both yelled
"What would you like to order this fine evening gentlemen?"-the waiter asked.
"The whole left side of the menu please!"-Goku said happily.
"Are you sure????"- The waiter asked. He didn't believe him.
"Yep! And some extra napkins!"-Vash said.
"Okay…it might take awhile…"the waiter said. He thought in his mind *these people are crazy…but I guess it means a good tip for me!*
When the food came, Vash and Goku went crazy! The waiter came and said, "Here are those extra napkins."
Goku said excitedly and with food in his mouth, "All right! Napkins!" He then gobbled down the napkins
The lady behind Goku kept getting splattered with food. After awhile she just couldn't take it. She yelled, "Where is the manager! I demand these two be banned from this restaurant!"
She bumped Goku when she got up out of her chair and that upsets Goku. Normally it wouldn't, but while he was eating, he didn't like to be disturbed.
Goku unleashed a Kamehameha on her. That shut her up.
"In what relationship are you and these two barbaric men?" Vegeta's boss asked. Vegeta said, "They are my…umm…brother's son-in-law's cousin's friend's uncle's nephew's brother."
"Hey did u hear that! We're brothers!" Goku said
"Yeah!" Vash and Goku said together.
"By the way, you didn't have to do that attack on that lady. You could have just threatened her with this." Vash then pulled out his gun.
"What is that? Food?" The next thing Vash knew, Goku was chewing on his gun.
"Hey stop that! It's not food!" Vash said.
"But it tastes good!"
"It does?" Vash then started chewing on it.
Vegeta then came up behind them and slapped them on the head. "You morons, you can't eat a gun. Since everyone left because they are afraid of you, let's go.
"Yeah let's go to the bar down the street." Vash suggested.
"But I don't drink. I'm too much of a goody-two-shoes to do that!" Goku said.
"You got that right…" Vegeta said in a hushed tone.
"Come on. Live a little!" Vash said.
"Okay! Let's do it!" Goku said
(Two hours later)
"Wow, it feels weird to be drunk…but I like it! Let's sing Vash!"
"One last drink for me" Vash replied.
"It's on the house," the bartender said.
"Aww man! Now I have to climb up on the roof to get my drink!"
"Come on Vash, let's walk up and down the streets like idiots who are drunk"
Vegeta only took 2 drinks so he didn't get too drunk "You two are idiots who are drunk" He said in a hushed tone again.
"We were sailing along…….on Moonlight Bay…..We could hear the voices singing…. They seem to say….." they sung.
"Come on and join us mister!" Goku said to the kindly old man sitting waiting for the bus.
"No, that's….AHH!!!" Goku patted him on the back while he was in mid sentence.
"Wow, that was a low flying bird." Vash said.
"Okay, you've had your fun. Now it's time to repent before the traveling priest, Wolfwood!" Vegeta said as he knocked them out cold, and carried them…
To be continued
So, what did u guys think? Pretty stupid eh? I know. Well, e-mail me at hipo928@hotmail.com with your suggestions if I should continue or not. Well actually, I already made another chapter so I'm putting whether u like it or not! Bwa ha ha! Lol ^_^
