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Thanks for your reviews! I shall now make the second chapter! Fun! Yeah, just remember I can't spell…and enjoy!
After days of searching for Wolfwood, well, actually it was like 5 minutes because Wolfwood was right there in the bar down the street, but it seemed like forever in Goku and Vash's eyes, anyway they found him, and what a conversation they had…
"Why are you here?" Wolfwood asked.
"I don't know! I did nothing wrong! All I wanted was some food!" Goku replied.
"YOU IDIOT!! YOU BLEW UP A LADY!!!" Vegeta said with frustration.
"Oh, yeah, oops…I'm sorry, now how about some food!" Goku said.
"Sounds good to me! Goku ate all the food anyway." Vash replied.
They both headed out the door, but then Vegeta stopped Goku.
"You've had enough! You ate all of the food in the restaurant! And the napkins! If you move from this spot, you're getting a...Needle!!" Vegeta exclaimed.
The whole room went silent…until Vash sneezed.
"Bless you." Goku said as he went to get a tissue for Vash.
"HA! You moved! Time for a needle!" Vegeta said. He enjoyed seeing Goku scared.
Wolfwood went to get a needle as Vegeta held Goku down. Vash sneezed once again.
"Bless you." Goku said as he stomped down on Vegeta's toe. Vegeta then loosened his grip on Goku and Goku got away. He ran with Vash out of Wolfwood's office. Wolfwood decided to help Vegeta in trying to tame those two. Who know what kind of trouble those two could cause the world…
*Later on…*
"They'll never find us in here…don't I think of the best hiding spots Vash?" Goku said. They were hiding in a stall in the ladies restroom in the restaurant they ate all the food in.
"Vash?"
Vash was looking at the girl in the next stall.
"Vash! You know better! Where are your manners? Scoot over so I can see too!" Goku said.
The lady then noticed them. It was Wolfwood!
"Found you guys! Now come out of here, esp. you Goku, you have a wife!" Wolfwood said.
The two ran out as fast as they could but then ran into a beautiful girl, so they had to stop and drool over her.
"Hello men…" The woman said to them.
"Ah…eh…dur…uh…hi" Vash said. It was the only thing we could say. Vash nudged Goku to stop drooling.
"Caught you two!" Wolfwood said as he tied them up.
"Ha ha!" The girl said. She took off her wig. It was Vegeta!
"Are you wearing a bra?" Goku questioned Vegeta.
"Are you insane? You don't ask such personal questions! No wonder your wife Chi-Chi is so miserable…she has to live with you…" Vegeta replied
Vash "pawed" at Vegeta. "Yep, I think he is!" Vash replied.
Vegeta blushed, for he was indeed wearing a bra.
"I had to so I could look womanly!" Vegeta said.
"Are you wearing one too, Wolfwood?" Vash asked.
"NO! Now shut up so we can teach you some manners!" Wolfwood said.
"Well, you might now be wearing a bra, but you are wearing lipstick! I see it! It's smudged…" Goku said.
"Yeah, and your eye-liner is smeared…" Vash said.
Wolfwood and Vegeta were very embarrassed. By now, the whole town was looking at them.
"We will get you two back…be fore warned…we will get you two!" Vegeta said as Wolfwood agreed.
End
(Of chapter two)
Yeah, it's pretty stupid. I'll make the next chapter better, I got it planned out already, it's kinda stupid so far, but I assure you it'll get better by the time I'm done. I hope you guys heard of Rouroni Kenshin. Kenshin comes in the story later. But not for long, so it you don't know him it's okay. R/R!
