Disclaimer: Why have one of these? Of course everyone knows that I own dbz! For I am the ruler of the amazon! Bwa hahahaha!
I have decided to once again continue! Though I don't want to make it too long because then people look at fics and see, "whoa, that's 8 chapters, I ain't reading that!" At least, that's what I do ^_^; so anyway, r/r, and say if I should continue or not.
Well, the next day, Goku went into town because he enjoyed eating bagels by this one big statue of Hercule. Goku bought a bagel and sat there. He watched the birds fly around, and he was reminded of the last few days and how fun they were. He wished to see Vash again.
Once Goku was done with his bagel, he headed into the bar. And Vash was there. What a surprise…
"Hey buddy!" Goku yelled at Vash.
"Hmm?" Vash replied turning around with a drink in his mouth. He spat it all out.
"Goku bud!" Vash replied as he found food and stuffed it in his mouth.
"How have you been Vash?"
"Mmm hmpth mm th ith mmh hmth mm!" Vash replied with a mouth full of food.
"Blithering idiots…"Goku and Vash heard in a far off voice. Vegeta was standing right behind them!
"Vmmhth!" Vash said.
"Weren't you supposed to take Trunks to play golf today Vegeta?" Goku questioned.
"Gthmolf! I hmm lthve thmmat gahmme!" Vash said swallowing the last bit off food he had in his mouth.
"Turns out I kinda bent all our golf clubs while training…" Vegeta said with a little bit of embarrassment. He turned around shapely to find a little kid poking his butt.
"Hmpth! What do you want child?!?" Vegeta questioned impatiently.
"Kitty!" He said pointing outside.
"Let's go see it!" Vash said as he headed out the door. He found the poor creature, laying there. It looked like it had not eating since it was born. It had bullet holes in it and dried blood on its fur.
Vegeta showed no concern "What a petty creature."
"Aww, it's kinda cute. It's just deflated. All we have to do is blow it up with like a bike pump or something." Goku said as a bicycle pump fell from the sky.
"Aren't you two lucky." Vegeta said.
They tried to blow up the kitty with the pump but it ran when Vash stuck the end of the pump up the cat's butt. It bit him, then ran as fast as it could. It ran into the bar and ate the food that dropped out of Vash's mouth when he was carelessly eating.
"Vegeta, may I ask you a personal question?" Goku asked
"No" Vegeta replied.
"Okay" Goku said as he whispered the question to Vash.
"Are you still wearing a bra?" Vash asked.
"NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Vegeta said so the whole town could hear him.
"I don't know Vegeta, I think I see it through your shirt!" Goku said.
Vegeta was turning bright red. The whole town was hearing this conversation and they all were laughing. Goku and Vash pinned Vegeta down and looked. He was wearing one indeed.
"Bulma made me…," Vegeta said.
"Why?"
"It's our anniversary and I forgot to give her a present so she made me wear this."
"Are you wearing that frilly underwear that girls wear too?" Vash asked.
"NO WAY WOULD I DO THAT!!!!!!!! THE PRINCE OF ALL SAIYANS WILL NOT STOOP TO THAT LEVEL!" Vegeta said with anger.
Vegeta blowing things up. He was going mad! These two fools were too much for him to handle.
"I will make my own planet. Better than this one! And you two will not be allowed!" Vegeta said as he flew into space.
Stupid? Yes I know, but o well. R/R!
