Disclaimer: yeah yeah you know the drill….
Author's note: *cracks knuckles* *gets fingers ready* Time to take off where I left! Wow it's been so long! But I've still been thinking' about you fools! Lol, yes, well, I was in gym one day, running as we usually go, when I get all this inspiration to write again! I know I said I wouldn't make this 8 chapters long…screw that! Lol anyway, enjoy!
Okay well, Goku was about to die. Well, it turns out…he didn't! Yay! So he decided to have a celebration party at his house and he invited everyone he knew. Including Vash, Vegeta, and Goku's parents. Yes, they ARE alive mind you. Old, but alive. Any who, Goku made Vash second-in-command. Bad, bad choice.
"Vash, did you get the food on the list I gave you?"
"What list?"
"VASH?!?! I GAVE YOU THAT LIST TWO MINUTES AGO, HOW COULD YOU HAVE LOST IT?!?" Goku said in frustration.
"Erm…I have no idea what you're talking about." Vash said.
Goku was about to explode. He wanted…no…needed this party to be perfect.
"Okay…well…hmm…we have no food and people will be arriving shortly. Great…just…great…" Goku said to himself.
Vash picked up a paper on the floor. "Hmm…let's see what this says. Eggs, bagels, fruit, strippers…doesn't look important to me." He said as he spit his gum in it and threw it away.
"Vash, I need you to run down to the store and buy stuff. Any kind of food! I just need something!" Goku said in frustration.
"Okay!" Vash ran off with Goku's wallet.
"Okay, Vash is getting food…MUSIC! OMG I FORGOT ABOUT MUSIC!" Apparently, Goku is a horrible party planner.
Goku quickly flipped through ancient records he had. "What the heck are these…Sounds of a Rock Garden…the Best of Wayne Newton…Polka Party?!?! There's all crap in here!!"
Knock knock knock!
"Dang it, all the guests are here already!" Goku said as he rushed for the door.
As he opened the door, he saw his mom and dad, Vegeta, Kenshin, and Bulma.
"Hello all! Umm, I don't have any food or music, but feel free to sit and chat!" Goku welcomed his guests.
Everyone looked at him funny. That's when he realized. Vash must have eaten all of the chairs! 'Dang it!' Goku thought 'We shouldn't have had that furniture eating contest!'
Goku made them all sit on the floor. They decided to play spin the bottle. Goku spun the bottle first.
Round and round it went.
It finally slowed down.
And it landed on…his mom! How lucky. He gave his mom a peck on the cheek.
Then it was Bulma's turn to spin.
It landed on…Vegeta! How lucky! They were already married, so it wasn't anything out of the usual.
Then, Vegeta gave the bottle a spin.
Because of his great pride and strength, the bottle spun for a half and hour. So they decided to tell funny stories about each other.
"When little Goku was 4," Goku's mom started, "he was making a collage and he accidentally spilled the glue on his chair. He then sat in the chair without knowing the glue was there! We couldn't get him off for a week!"
"Oh that's nothing," Bulma boasted, "last night, Trunks was out playing with a doll looking all lonely so Vegeta came up and…"
"SHUT UP WOMAN!! Anyway, the bottle is finally slowing down." Vegeta said, his face red with embarrassment.
The bottle was going slower and slower.
It stopped.
And it landed on…Goku! How could the Prince of Saiyans stoop to the level of kissing his rival? Suddenly, Vegeta had some luck. The doorbell rang.
It was Vash, back from the store. Vegeta was the first to greet him.
"Here, let me help you with those groceries." Vegeta offered.
To Goku's surprise, Vash got all donuts. Actually, it's not that surprising.
"Why did you buy 250 donuts??" Goku questioned.
"The question is, why didn't I buy 250 donuts." Vash answered, trying to sound smart.
"That made no sense…" Goku's dad said.
"LOVE AND PEACE!! LOVE AND PEACE!!" Vash said with exclamation.
"Why don't we all go sit in the family room?" Goku said, herding his guests in the right direction. Vash stayed behind to unload his donuts.
"I'm sorry I don't have chairs for you all." Goku said.
Vash overheard this and walked towards the family room saying, "Of course you have chairs! What about this saggy one right here?"
"Vash!! That's my dad!" Goku said.
Goku's dad looked pretty mad. What horrible fate will come to Vash? Find out next time…when I think of something =P
~AK
