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Chapter 2

Pippin was curious. He had never seen these kinds of people. Suddenly, he was jerked back by Legolas and dragged upstairs to a large room.

Why were you frightened, Legolas? Merry wondered.

You know little about these girls'. What they do is chase you around, try their best to impress you, and if I were you, I'd stay away from them! Legolas growled. Now you all need some new clothes. Let me go buy you some. You can NOT be seen in that clothing!

Of course, we can come too, can't we?Arwen asked.

No! You can't draw more attention than you already have! Gandalf and I are the only ones who have alright' clothing... So we'll go. The rest of you have to stay here.

NO! THAT IS NOT FAIR!!!!!!!!!!!! Elrond yelled.

We have to decide our own clothing, Daddy's right! Arwen folded her arms.

Sorry, you can't. You have to stay here, be good little boys and girls, while we do some shopping for you.
This is sheer insanity Legolas! Aragorn grabbed the collar of Legolas' shirt.

Yes, yes, we all know we must listen to King Elessar, but there are times when you have to heed other voices. Legolas grinned sarcastically. Then, pulling away from Aragorn, Legolas headed for the door with Gandalf close behind.

A round of sighs and complaints could be heard from the room.

The hobbits hoped that they would get green and yellow clothes.

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An hour later, Legolas and Gandalf came back, loaded with clothes.

These are for the hobbits, Gandalf said, handing each of the hobbits one bag stuffed with clothing. Sam laid down his frying pan and immediately inspected it. He stuck his hand into the bag, and out came a pair of jeans and a tie-dye t-shirt. Pippin pulled out a t-shirt with a flag on it with the colors blue, red, and white. Under it were the words Old Navy. Frodo found a shirt with the words Lord of the Rings The Return of the King In Theaters now and a picture of some dressed up hobbits, men, and elves.

And you may all have some money to spend. Gandalf added, handing everybody what looked to them as pieces of paper.
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After checking to see if there were any strange girls around, Merry and Pippin hurried outside with their pockets stuffed with money. Those drove by, sending out puffs of smoke. Merry plugged his nose.

I hope the Shire doesn't receive this kind of smell, He mumbled as he followed Pippin into what they called shopping mall. Pippin suddenly started shaking him.

Look at this Merry! We can buy ALL THIS with those pieces of paper! This is so awesome! He exclaimed. The two quickly found a cart and stuffed all they could in it. After going all over the mall, they headed over to the cashier... place... thing... (hehe...)

That'll be $348.26. The clerk said. We all know very well that the hobbits knew absolutely nothing about money... The two pulled out the pieces of paper, then placed them on the counter. After watching the clerk punch some buttons a few times, the clerk pulled out a few pieces of paper, which happened to be $28.35.

Here's your change! Thanks for coming!

Just as the hobbits were about to leave, something caught their attention. Beside it, there stood a sign which said:

COLOR COPY


Pippin, is that what they call a copy machine? Merry asked excitedly.

I think so! Let's copy some more money' so that we'll have enough to buy anything! Pippin replied. They quickly grabbed a dollar and placed it on the copy machine. After printing out a couple hundred copies, they hurried out of the mall unnoticed.

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Aragorn, you must wear this. Legolas shook the weird (To him) clothes infront of him.

No! I wouldn't dare! What kind of king would ever try to wear that kind of weird garment?! Aragorn folded his arms.

Come on, that's in Middle Earth. Were in Earth, and these people will surround you and ask you tons of questions and do all sorts of stuff that'll annoy you unless you dress like a normal person! Legolas urged.

I guess... Arwen consented. She still disliked these t-shirts and jeans though.

Now, Aragorn, you must admit you wouldn't like having weird people around you, trying their best to have you notice them and all that... Legolas coaxed.

NO! NEVER! I DON'T WANT TO WEAR THIS! NOOOOOOO! Elrond, please make Legolas put all this madness to a stop! Aragorn protested.


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