The Day of Randomness!

I decided to write another humor fic because I love it! So. in this story, random things happen to the Autobots and Decepticons! I hope you enjoy!^________^!

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5:00 PM Autobot's base The horror begins!

Hot Shot: * Runs into kitchen* Red Alert! Is moron and idiot a cool name?

Red Alert: No that's very bad!

Hot Shot: Okay. What about freak of nature?

Red Alert: No.

Blur: * walks and downs three gallons of Java* How was the school for the mentally insane Hot Shot?

Hot Shot: GREAT! I learned to color Barney, Dora and Bob the Builder! But I'm a little old for Bob the Builder, once they didn't finish a paint job! But Dora rocks! One time they lost a hamster, it brought me to tears! BARNEY ROCKS!

Jetfire: * walks in and looks through the cupboard* Hey Red Alert. where are the girl scout cookies?

Red Alert: The decepticons stole them yesterday.

Jetfire: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO * breath* OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Red Alert: It was just some lousy cookies..

Jetfire: Lousy cookies! LOUSY COOKIES! HOW DARE YOU INSULT GIRL SCOUT COOKIES! * takes out laser gun* DIE!

Red Alert: O.o * runs away with Jetfire behind him*

Blur: That was strange. * starts twitching* I need more Java.. * downs four more gallons of java* That's good stuff.

Wheelie Jack: * crashes through ceiling* HI Hot Shot! Long time no see!

Blur: * extremely hyper* I going to buy all the barbies in Toys "R" Us! * Runs off*

Optimus: What was that all about?

Wheelie Jack: I don't know. * takes out box of girl scout cookies*

Jetfire: * Crashes through wall* COOKIES!!!!!! * Steals Wheelie Jack's cookies*

Hot Shot: Optimus. Where do babies come from?

Optimus: O.o Uh. It stars with a mommy and a daddy robot and. long story! Don't call me! I'll call you! * runs away through the wall*

Minicon named Fixer: Will people use the doors around here!

Jetfire: I love cookies! * starts stuffing face like a pig*

Wheelie Jack: What is his problem?

Red Alert: * comes in with four degree burns* He loves girl scout cookies. Don't insult them.

Wheelie Jack: I think I'm going to go to the Krispy Kream!

Blur: * runs in* HAHAHAHAHA! I now have all the Dora dolls in. * gets sneaky look* MEGATRON'S CLOSET! MUHAHAHAHAHA!

Hot Shot: Let's do the chicken dance! * starts doing Chicken Dance*

Blur: Foolish mortals! I will rule your bath tub! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA! * runs off*

Red Alert: Is it me. or is every one going insane?

Optimus: * walks by caring books on how to be a truck driver* It's just you Red Alert!

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At Decepticon's base..

Megatron: WHO DID IT!!

Thrust: Did what?

Megatron: Who stuffed three hundred Dora dolls in my closet!

Starscream: It was Blur on a java rush.

Megatron: Really? Well then you have permission to whack yourself upside the head with a block of cheese.

Starscream: ?_? Why would I do that?

Megatron: Because it's give your minions permission to whack themselves upside the head with a block of cheese day! Everyone is doing it!

Shows Demolisher whacking himself upside the head with a block of cheese.

Starscream: I'll pass, thank you.

Megatron: Then I'll have to throw you off the moon!

Starscream: How?

Megatron: Like this! * Pulls out honking big gun*

Starscream: AHHHHHHHHH! * jumps of the moon*

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At the Krispy Kream.

Hot Shot: * has his face pressed against the glass* I didn't know they made donuts!

Red Alert: What did you think! They grew on trees?!

Hot Shot: Yes I did!

Jetfire: O my god! Look! It's the. It's the..

Everyone: WHAT?!

Jetfire: * Optics get big* GIRL SCOUT COOKIE SELLERS!!!

Girl scout #1: Hello! Would you like to buy some cookies?

Jetfire: I'LL TAKE THEM ALL! * takes out a billion dollars*

Girl scout #2: THANK YOU SO MUCH! I WUV YOU! * Hugs Jetfire*

Jetfire: ME TOO!

Sideways: * walks in* What is going on in here?

Hot Shot: SIDEWAYS!!!!

Sideways: Hi.. * Turns to guy at the cash register* Can I have three dozen glazed donuts?

Hot Shot: * tackles Sideways* Why sideways! Why did you take the shiny sword from me?!

Sideways: Because you are that annoying.

Blur: Lay off my JAVA!!!!!

Everyone: Wha?

Blur: * dinks all the java in the Krispy Kreame* YEEEEEHHHEEHEE!

Red Alert: Calm down Blur!

Blur: HEHEHE! You'll never guess what I did!!!!

Everyone: What?

Blur: I locked Optimus in a room full of.. * gets evil look* BLUE'S CLUES RERUNS! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Megatron: * suddenly appears* We must save him!

Demolisher: But you hate him!

Megatron: I do. But I don't want him to die because of homicidal java maniac!

Blur: That's an insane homicidal java maniac.. WITH A TWIST!

Red Alert: Fine. coming Jetfire?

Jetfire: Go away! I want to be alone with the love of my life! * starts eating cookies*

Sideways: I'll be leaving now..

Blur: No your not! * starts dragging him* Where going to hack into the matrixs!

Sideways: This is random..

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In a locked room..

Optimus: * wearing a green stripped shirt* We got to find another paw print, that's the second clue! We put in a notebook, then what do we do? BLUE'S CLUES! BLUE'S CLUES!

Sideswipe: Optimus are you okay?

Optimus: We need a copy of this episode!

Sideswipe: You've been watching it for.THREE HOURS STRAIGHT!!!

Starscream: * crashes through the ceiling* OW! Megatron is insane!

Optimus: Want to play Blue's Clues?

Starscream: O.o I was wrong about Optimus the whole time.. He is insane!

Megatron:* Burst through the wall with both Autobots and decepticons* Optimus! Are you alive?

Optimus: Megatron! You have to watch this episode!

Sideswipe: I'm hungry.

Optimus: ME too!

Megatron: Me three!

Red Alert: We get it! But what are we going to eat?

Hot Shot: * gets light bulb* I know!

Everyone: What!

Hot Shot: PENUT BUTTER AND JELLY!

Starscream: O no. dorky music! You know what that means!

Starscream and Scavenger: A STUPID SONG! AHHHHHHH!

Hot Shot's song: ( This is based on a real song! O.o Isn't that unbelievable!)

I like peanut butter! Especially with jam! Mix them both together, Peanut butter and jam! Put it on some crackers! Put it on some bread! It goes good with anything! PEANUT BUTTER AND JAM! If you're really hungry, can't think of what to eat. There just one thing for you to do. Get up off your feet and get.. PEANUT BUTTER! PEANUT BUTTER AND JAM! PEANUT BUTTER! PEANUT BUTTER! PEANUT BUTTER AND JAM! Everybody clap your hands Come on stomp your feet! Ever time your tummy growls and you can't think of what to eat. Grab some peanut butter! Get yourself some jam! Mix them both together.PEANUT BUTTER AND JAM! If you're really hungry..

Optimus: * holding mallet* I had to do it! HE probably never stop!

Megatron: OPTIMUS! You saved us all!

Blur: So we meet again mister Anderson!

Everyone: WHAT?

Sideways: He thinks he's in the matrixs.

Everyone: O.o okay.

Blur: EEEEEKKKKK!

Starscream: What Blur.

Blur: * waving hands frantically about* Spid.Spid..Spider!

Starscream: * turns around* O my god..

Giant robot eating spider: * drools* fffffooooooodddddd..

Blur: * runs around* What do we do! * grabs Optimus* WHAT DO WE DO!

Optimus: I don't know!

Sideways: Ask the author.

Starscream: Ya right! Like if I said Oh authoress! Please save us from the spider so we may live again to be tortured!

Me: OKAY! * takes away Giant robot eating spider*

Starscream: So there is an authoress writing this! I wasn't crazy!!!

Wheelie Jack: Did you know this chapter is over!

Everyone: YAAAAAAH!

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I hope that was good! It took me forever to write a report! I have to give thanks to my little bro on some parts. PLEASE R/R!