THE KOTOR "Behind the Magic" Chapter ONE

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Austrailian Host(AH): Today, mates, we are goin' ta see the BTM of KOTOR.

The American Co-Host(ACH):Let us start out on the Endar Spire.

George Lucas:The effect most widely used will be the Green screen and cardboard plus CG.

::Endar Spire Music plays which is being done by the Orchestra::

Sound Effects: BOOM!!!

Revan: *gets up looking at everything like wha?*

Trask: *Walks in the room*

George Lucas: CUT!!!!

George Lucas(GE): Trask you idiot! You just walked through the door! -_-;;

Trask: How am I supposed to know, it is just one giant green screen except for the hallway back there! :O

GE:Shut up or yer fired!!! :O

Trask: Yes Sir! O_O

Guy with the thing(GWTT):Endar Spire Wake up Scene Take 2!

::The thing snaps::

AH:Since we are in a hurry, mates, let's get past the puttin' on the clothes thing.

GWTT:Endar Spire Hallway walk and fight Take 1!

Trask: I don't know the security codes for this door you'll have to unlock with your security skills.

Revan: Then how did you get to my room. It just doesn't make sense!

GE: CUT!!!!

GE:Revan, it doesn't matter if it makes sense or not, just get to the damn point!!! *curses really bad words*

Revan:Ok, but remember I can quit if you get on to me again!!! For you can use some other guy.

GE: I'll double your pay.

Revan: OK ^_^

GWTT:Endar Spire Hallway walk and fight Take 2!

::The thing snaps, again!::

::Orchestra groans and start playing background music again::

Trask: I don't know the security codes for this door you'll have to unlock with your security skills.*sigh*

Revan:*whispering*whatever.

::Revan unlocks the door and the soldiers are fighting::

Sound Effects: *laser shooting sound*

Sound Effects:BOOM!!!

While the explosion takes place a republic soldier dies but unfortunatly the cardboard walls fall down.

GE: CUT!!!! NOT AGAIN!!!! :O

AH: Well, mates, I think that it's time ta go ta Taris in the next part.

ACH:Amen, we need to let George Lucas cool off.

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WILL THERE BE EVEN WORSE MISTAKES, WHAT CASTROPHES AWAIT, AND WILL THIS EVER GO RIGHT?

You can find out if you Read & Review!

Flames will be used on George Lucas's anger on the characters. ;)