My Crew
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El Squeeko: Hiya. This is my 5th fanfic up here in two days so I'm pretty happy about that. Anyhow, this is my conch shell muse, Spot.
Spot:………-makes ocean noises-
El Squeeko: Spot gives me ideas for storys and helps me write them so if you don't like my storys and stuff when you review flames please adress them to Spot and not me. Thank you.
I do not own the song 'My Band' D-12 does, not me. Nor do I own Gundam Wing, because if I did Relena would die daily like Kenny from Southpark. Anyhow..on to the songfic thingy.
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[Intro]
I don't know dude...
I think everybodys all jealous and shit cuz I'm like the lead pilot of the Gundam crew...
And I think everybodys got a fuckin problem with me dude...
And they need to take it up with me after the war...
Because...
[Chorus]
These chicks don't even know the name of my gun...
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
Cuz once I blow up the base they know that i'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead pilot of the Gundam crew...
[Verse 1 - Heero]
So I get off Wing right and drop the hatch
Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like
"Sup ladies, my name's Heero Yuy"
I'm the lead pilot in Gundam Wing baby
They're all like "Oh my god it's him"
"Relena oh my fuckin' god it's him"
"I swear to fuckin god dude you fuckin rock"
"Please, won't you please let me suck your cock"
And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
Especially when I drop the bomb and do my evil laughter
All the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes
Throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on the base
So like every single mission they pick a fight with me
But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry
Cuz they're back on mission the next night with me
Dude I just think you're tryin to steal the light from me
Yesterday Wufei tried to pull a knife on me
Cause I told him Sally Po's my wife to be
This stop Oz shit, it's the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me because of these
[Chorus]
These chicks don't even know the name of my gun...
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
Cuz once I blow up the base they know that i'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead pilot of the Gundam crew...
My crew! My crew! My crew! My crew! My crew!
My crew! My crew! My crew! My creeeeeeeeewww!(baaaaaby.
(Trowa - Give me this mission!)
[Verse 2 - Trowa]
You just wanna see a clown backwards don't you
Hey Catherine how come we don't fight on pro tools
Smash these gundams and do a mission
But we ain't in a shack and he in a safe house
You don't want my picture, you is a liar
And no I'm Trowa (oh I thought you was Duo)
What the hell is wrong with our safe house rooms
Cuz our shit is lookin smaller than a decimal
See I know how to fight, see it's simple but
All I did was read a Richard Simmons book
So I'm more intact, tryin to get on the map
Doin' jumpin jacks while gettin whipped on my back
[Verse 3 - Quatre and Wufei]
Look at Yuy little punk ass thinkin' he the shit
Yeah I know man find himself takin on a flick
Hey I thought we had an interview with Sally Po
(No I had an interview not you two)
You gonna be late for a mission
Man I ain't goin' on a mission
But our cockpits are screwed up and his always works best
You know what man I'ma say somethin
Hey yo Yuy
(You got somethin to say?!)
Man no
I thought you bout to tell him off, man what's up
Man I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man shut up
And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be crew
When I was bout to talk right after you
I swear,(oh man whatever) I swear man!
[Chorus]
These chicks don't even know the name of my gun...
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
Cuz once I blow up the base they know that i'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead pilot of my crew...
[Verse 4 - Quatre]
They say the lead pilots rock, but the crew does not
Once we sold out bombs in the Oz parking lot
I'm gonna let the world know that Sandrock is hot
I should cut his comlink off when the mission starts (Hey yo its-!)
Ready to snap on a dumbass Oz
Every time I hear (Hey dude I hate your crew)
We ain't a crew bitch we Gundam pilots
So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent?
And these guys they can find every area code
(Quatre carry my weapons)
Bitch carry your own
Can't make it to the Gundams, Oz in my way
(Who the fuck are you? Where's Pilot 01?!)
[Verse 5 - Duo]
God dammit I'm sick of this crew
Time for me to go solo and make some loot
I told you I made the plans and wrote all the reports
Till Hilde slipped me some crack
Endless Waltz video I was in the back
Gundam Wing X video I was in the back
For Oz, I got some suggestions
Fuck Yuy, ask us the questions
Like who are the Gundams, how we get started
(But what about Heero Yuy?)
Dorothy are you retarded?
Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the crew
Long ass braid, bitches think I'm cute (hey sexy)
Wu-man told me to do situps to get buff
I did two hundred and a half and couldn't get up
Fuck Gundam Wing, I'm outta this crew
I'm gonna start a group with the Preventors
[Heero mocking Zechs]
Trieze why can't you see you're the only one for me
and it just tears my ass apart to know that you dont know my wet dreams of yooooooou...
Trowa - Man fuck this
[Chorus - Wufei]
These chicks don't even know the name of my gun...(ha ha)
But they all on me like they wanna hold hands...(Fuck Yuy)
Cuz once I blow up the base I know that I'll be the man...(Yeah)
All because I'm the lead pilot (laughs)
My crew
Quatre (Our crew/Yuy fuck you)
[Repeated 9x]
[Outro]
The hottest anime in the world...
Gundam Wing!
[Heero]
I'm the lead pilot of my crew, I get Relena to take off her underpants
I'm the lead pilot of my crew, my spandex
Makes Relena Peacecraft want to dance
My spandex, woah woah look out for the next episode, it's called My Spandex...
My spandex, spandex, spandex, spandex, my spandex
Makes Relena Peacecraft want to dance
And take her underpants
My spandex makes Relena Peacecraft want to dance
And take off her underpants, my spandex
Where'd everybody go?
