(Hello again, at the moment it is two days till my birthday, Woohoo. By the
time I have put this chapter up it won't be my birthday because I can't get
to the library to update till Tuesday which is the day after my birthday,
but I just thought that I would tell you that I will be fifteen by the time
you read this Yay. Anyway here is the next chapter; I am warning you that
it may be slightly weird because I am still coming down of a sugar rush. I
was working at this Easter activity day with my friends, and I have given
up sweets and chocolate for the year, and me and my friends were giving out
Easter eggs to people. We were allowed to eat all the broken ones but as I
wasn't allowed them I ate lots of sugar instead, at least twenty five
packets, so I am quite hyper and have a slight headache due to too much
sugar. Anyway here is chapter 5.)
Legolas sighed happily. He was sitting in the top of one of the golden Mallorn trees, swaying slightly in the wind and enjoying the peaceful atmosphere that filled Laurelindórinan.
Aragorn and Arwen still hadn't returned from their walk, but he wasn't worried, and he knew that when the pair got back they would most likely be bombarded by questions from the annoying edan that was currently staying in the wood.
The prince sighed again, this time in annoyance, as his thoughts fell to Kaldur. He had never known a human that could annoy him as quickly as that man delighted in doing. He was normally resilient to insults and the like but all his barriers just seemed to fall down when he encountered the dark haired man, something that the bandit seemed to know all to well.
As he was planning various ways of disposing of the human, and how to make it look like an accident, he heard a rather loud noise. A rather loud noise that sounded like an angry yell. A rather loud angry yell that sounded like it belonged to a certain silver haired elf lord. Legolas groaned loudly before climbing swiftly down the tree. He and Aragorn were the only two in the forest who had any idea of how to deal with Kaldur and as he didn't want to interrupt Aragorn he knew it would fall to him to sort out whatever mess Mr De Cahr had gotten himself into now.
As the blonde haired elf reached the clearing from whence the yell had came, he had to try very hard to resist the urge to just turn back round again. There in the middle of the glade was a grinning, //no\\ Legolas thought to himself //make that smirking infuriatingly\\ human. And standing in front of him was Celeborn, the usually dignified Elf was sopping wet and extremely purple.
"Kaldur" Legolas said tiredly "What did you do? And please don't make up any rubbish; I really am not in the mood alright?"
"Well" the man replied, smirk never leaving his face, "I was up in that tree" he gestured to a nearby Mallorn "And I just happened to have a bucket of water with me. Then this elf" he gestured once more, in the direction of the Lord Celeborn this time "Walked underneath me. Unfortunately he walked under just at the exact time that I dropped my bucket."
"I see" Legolas said through gritted teeth. He could also see that the silver haired elf's hands were twitching rather suspiciously and getting extremely close to Kaldur's neck.
"Well my Lord" the prince said, bowing respectfully and putting all the diplomatic skills he had learnt as a prince to use, "I will take this annoying human away from you and allow you to dry up, I am very sorry, but dont worry, he will be gone at the end of the week." Legolas had enough sense to speak in elvish, he doubted very much that Kaldur would put up with being called an annoying human without arguing. The prince left the clearing, pulling a still grinning Kaldur behind him before Celeborn had any time to object.
As soon as they were out of earshot of the other elves Legolas turned on Kaldur, eyes blazing.
"Kaldur you idiot, do you have a death wish or something. Of all the elves to annoy you choose Celeborn, he has the worst temper and if you are not careful he will shot you. You are so stupid, do you never think before you do anything, are you incapable of doing anything sensible..." and so it went on.
After about ten minutes of yelling at the human Legolas recognised a glazed over look that had settled on his face. It wasn't hard to recognise, it was the same look that he, Aragorn and the twins wore every time they got caught after playing a prank. Every time in that case. The prince stared intently at the bandit before saying loudly
"Kaldur!" that snapped the human out of his trance and he stared at Legolas interestedly as if he had forgotten that the elf was there.
"Have you been listening to a word I said?" Legolas asked tiredly.
"Blanked out after the first minute mate" The bandit replied, gazing at the purple colour that Legolas had turned with interest.
"Yes, I thought as much" Legolas turned and stalked angrily away, kicking each tree root that got in his path, then clutching one of his feet as he hopped the next few metres. This went on for quite a while until the elf was out of Kaldur's sight, by which time the man was rolling around the floor in hysterical laughter.
//That was fun\\ he thought to himself //I wonder where Aragorn is, I've finally found a way to annoy him, might as well carry on practising it, I wouldn't want to lose my touch.\\ The man wandered off in the direction that Aragorn had disappeared in, making sure he avoided the clearing where Celeborn had had his 'accident' after all, the human rather liked being alive, contrary to popular belief.
Legolas was so intent on kicking trees and cursing annoying humans that he did not notice Galadriel, until he walked into her.
"Look out you idiot...Oh, I am very sorry my lady" Legolas bowed slightly, going a particularly bright shade of red as he realised that he had just called The Lady of the Wood an idiot.
"That is quite all right Thranduilion, I take it from your liberal cursing that you have once more been infuriated by Kaldur."
"You could say that, he managed to spill a bucket of water over the Lord Celeborn, and it was up to me to prevent your husband from strangling the human, something which his hands were just itching to do I can assure you."
"Ah, I see, I will go and see if he is alright."
"Oh I wouldn't worry, he was wet but other than that your husband was fine"
"I wasn't talking about him, it was kaldur I was thinking about, my husband can be rather short tempered, as you found out when you stayed here last time"
With that she walked off, leaving a very baffled prince in her wake. //that was strange, what is about Kaldur that females seem to like. It's rather worrying\\
Legolas was still shaking his confusion when his aimless wanderings took him out of the gates and unwittingly into an impending danger.
(Well would you say that that counts as a cliff-hanger, it's not a particularly bad one if it is, but it could be one)
Legolas sighed happily. He was sitting in the top of one of the golden Mallorn trees, swaying slightly in the wind and enjoying the peaceful atmosphere that filled Laurelindórinan.
Aragorn and Arwen still hadn't returned from their walk, but he wasn't worried, and he knew that when the pair got back they would most likely be bombarded by questions from the annoying edan that was currently staying in the wood.
The prince sighed again, this time in annoyance, as his thoughts fell to Kaldur. He had never known a human that could annoy him as quickly as that man delighted in doing. He was normally resilient to insults and the like but all his barriers just seemed to fall down when he encountered the dark haired man, something that the bandit seemed to know all to well.
As he was planning various ways of disposing of the human, and how to make it look like an accident, he heard a rather loud noise. A rather loud noise that sounded like an angry yell. A rather loud angry yell that sounded like it belonged to a certain silver haired elf lord. Legolas groaned loudly before climbing swiftly down the tree. He and Aragorn were the only two in the forest who had any idea of how to deal with Kaldur and as he didn't want to interrupt Aragorn he knew it would fall to him to sort out whatever mess Mr De Cahr had gotten himself into now.
As the blonde haired elf reached the clearing from whence the yell had came, he had to try very hard to resist the urge to just turn back round again. There in the middle of the glade was a grinning, //no\\ Legolas thought to himself //make that smirking infuriatingly\\ human. And standing in front of him was Celeborn, the usually dignified Elf was sopping wet and extremely purple.
"Kaldur" Legolas said tiredly "What did you do? And please don't make up any rubbish; I really am not in the mood alright?"
"Well" the man replied, smirk never leaving his face, "I was up in that tree" he gestured to a nearby Mallorn "And I just happened to have a bucket of water with me. Then this elf" he gestured once more, in the direction of the Lord Celeborn this time "Walked underneath me. Unfortunately he walked under just at the exact time that I dropped my bucket."
"I see" Legolas said through gritted teeth. He could also see that the silver haired elf's hands were twitching rather suspiciously and getting extremely close to Kaldur's neck.
"Well my Lord" the prince said, bowing respectfully and putting all the diplomatic skills he had learnt as a prince to use, "I will take this annoying human away from you and allow you to dry up, I am very sorry, but dont worry, he will be gone at the end of the week." Legolas had enough sense to speak in elvish, he doubted very much that Kaldur would put up with being called an annoying human without arguing. The prince left the clearing, pulling a still grinning Kaldur behind him before Celeborn had any time to object.
As soon as they were out of earshot of the other elves Legolas turned on Kaldur, eyes blazing.
"Kaldur you idiot, do you have a death wish or something. Of all the elves to annoy you choose Celeborn, he has the worst temper and if you are not careful he will shot you. You are so stupid, do you never think before you do anything, are you incapable of doing anything sensible..." and so it went on.
After about ten minutes of yelling at the human Legolas recognised a glazed over look that had settled on his face. It wasn't hard to recognise, it was the same look that he, Aragorn and the twins wore every time they got caught after playing a prank. Every time in that case. The prince stared intently at the bandit before saying loudly
"Kaldur!" that snapped the human out of his trance and he stared at Legolas interestedly as if he had forgotten that the elf was there.
"Have you been listening to a word I said?" Legolas asked tiredly.
"Blanked out after the first minute mate" The bandit replied, gazing at the purple colour that Legolas had turned with interest.
"Yes, I thought as much" Legolas turned and stalked angrily away, kicking each tree root that got in his path, then clutching one of his feet as he hopped the next few metres. This went on for quite a while until the elf was out of Kaldur's sight, by which time the man was rolling around the floor in hysterical laughter.
//That was fun\\ he thought to himself //I wonder where Aragorn is, I've finally found a way to annoy him, might as well carry on practising it, I wouldn't want to lose my touch.\\ The man wandered off in the direction that Aragorn had disappeared in, making sure he avoided the clearing where Celeborn had had his 'accident' after all, the human rather liked being alive, contrary to popular belief.
Legolas was so intent on kicking trees and cursing annoying humans that he did not notice Galadriel, until he walked into her.
"Look out you idiot...Oh, I am very sorry my lady" Legolas bowed slightly, going a particularly bright shade of red as he realised that he had just called The Lady of the Wood an idiot.
"That is quite all right Thranduilion, I take it from your liberal cursing that you have once more been infuriated by Kaldur."
"You could say that, he managed to spill a bucket of water over the Lord Celeborn, and it was up to me to prevent your husband from strangling the human, something which his hands were just itching to do I can assure you."
"Ah, I see, I will go and see if he is alright."
"Oh I wouldn't worry, he was wet but other than that your husband was fine"
"I wasn't talking about him, it was kaldur I was thinking about, my husband can be rather short tempered, as you found out when you stayed here last time"
With that she walked off, leaving a very baffled prince in her wake. //that was strange, what is about Kaldur that females seem to like. It's rather worrying\\
Legolas was still shaking his confusion when his aimless wanderings took him out of the gates and unwittingly into an impending danger.
(Well would you say that that counts as a cliff-hanger, it's not a particularly bad one if it is, but it could be one)
