"What if Piccolo became human."
Well here's a pointless one-shot that came to me when I first woke up,thinking about a friends icon.
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All the dragonballs have been gather,therefore the dragon that can grant any wish was summond. Piccolo watched the dragon come to life a few feet away from him,with a distant look in his eyes.
Goku smiled,as he was about to make his wish that the whole "Z gang" would be a lot stronger,and faster to defeat Cell and the androids. As he was about to open his mouth to make his wish,Piccolo ki blasted him,and before anyone could react he opened his mouth.
"I wish to become human."He stated simply.
The dragon nodded,and before anyone could say anything,the dragon dissapeared.
There stood Piccolo.A human.
He was still the same height,but his skin tone was a dark tan color. He had large green eyes and dark brown hair that was Gohan style. He was also lacked of clotheing.
"PICCOLO YOU IMBECILE!"Trunks and Vegita both yelled,at the same time.
"Piccolo why?"Goku asked,fully recovered from the blast.
"All I wanted,since I arrived on this strange planet was to,you know,settle down,find a beautiful loving mate,have kids,not have my life endangered all the time."Piccolo said casually.
"Piccolo please put some clothes on."Bulma stated,covering her eyes,blushing madly.
"MAKE ME WOMAN!"Piccolo yelled and ran off.
"HEY ONLY I CAN CALL HER WOMAN!"Vegita yelled after him.
"Wow,what a dumbass."Krillin stated.Everyone nodded in agreement.
Meanwhile
"Yes!finally free!"Piccolo said happily.He unfornately also gained low human intelligence,causeing him to be jay-walking.
A owl crapped on him,distracting him even more.
Piccolo stopped in the middle of the road,enraged.
"HEY!!!"Piccolo screamed at the owl.
Piccolo didn't even see it coming,but a 18-wheel truck came speeding down the road.Before Piccolo can even react he was road kill.
The truck driver happened to be Cell.Cell smirked.
'One down,that was easy.'Cell thought happily.'
Meanwhile
Everyone was looking for Piccolo.Getting worried,since he hasn't been seen.
All the sudden Bulma screamed.Everyone ran to her.
"What's the matter Bulma?"Goku asked,concern shone in his eyes.
All Bulma could do was point to the bloodied mess in the road,where deers and squirrels gathered,feasting on something.
Goku got a closer look.Instead of it being something it was a someone.
'PICCOLO!!!"Goku screamed.Everyone rushed to where Goku yelled only to find the dead Piccolo.
Everyone,but Tien stared in shock.Tien was busy getting the remains of Piccolos body,if the squirrels and deer didn't already eat it.
Finally someone spoke up it was Krillin.
"What a dumbass."He stated.
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MUHAHAHA WHOEVER READ THIS YOU JUST GOT YOUR TIME WASTED!...uhm ^_^ yeah...
Well here's a pointless one-shot that came to me when I first woke up,thinking about a friends icon.
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All the dragonballs have been gather,therefore the dragon that can grant any wish was summond. Piccolo watched the dragon come to life a few feet away from him,with a distant look in his eyes.
Goku smiled,as he was about to make his wish that the whole "Z gang" would be a lot stronger,and faster to defeat Cell and the androids. As he was about to open his mouth to make his wish,Piccolo ki blasted him,and before anyone could react he opened his mouth.
"I wish to become human."He stated simply.
The dragon nodded,and before anyone could say anything,the dragon dissapeared.
There stood Piccolo.A human.
He was still the same height,but his skin tone was a dark tan color. He had large green eyes and dark brown hair that was Gohan style. He was also lacked of clotheing.
"PICCOLO YOU IMBECILE!"Trunks and Vegita both yelled,at the same time.
"Piccolo why?"Goku asked,fully recovered from the blast.
"All I wanted,since I arrived on this strange planet was to,you know,settle down,find a beautiful loving mate,have kids,not have my life endangered all the time."Piccolo said casually.
"Piccolo please put some clothes on."Bulma stated,covering her eyes,blushing madly.
"MAKE ME WOMAN!"Piccolo yelled and ran off.
"HEY ONLY I CAN CALL HER WOMAN!"Vegita yelled after him.
"Wow,what a dumbass."Krillin stated.Everyone nodded in agreement.
Meanwhile
"Yes!finally free!"Piccolo said happily.He unfornately also gained low human intelligence,causeing him to be jay-walking.
A owl crapped on him,distracting him even more.
Piccolo stopped in the middle of the road,enraged.
"HEY!!!"Piccolo screamed at the owl.
Piccolo didn't even see it coming,but a 18-wheel truck came speeding down the road.Before Piccolo can even react he was road kill.
The truck driver happened to be Cell.Cell smirked.
'One down,that was easy.'Cell thought happily.'
Meanwhile
Everyone was looking for Piccolo.Getting worried,since he hasn't been seen.
All the sudden Bulma screamed.Everyone ran to her.
"What's the matter Bulma?"Goku asked,concern shone in his eyes.
All Bulma could do was point to the bloodied mess in the road,where deers and squirrels gathered,feasting on something.
Goku got a closer look.Instead of it being something it was a someone.
'PICCOLO!!!"Goku screamed.Everyone rushed to where Goku yelled only to find the dead Piccolo.
Everyone,but Tien stared in shock.Tien was busy getting the remains of Piccolos body,if the squirrels and deer didn't already eat it.
Finally someone spoke up it was Krillin.
"What a dumbass."He stated.
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MUHAHAHA WHOEVER READ THIS YOU JUST GOT YOUR TIME WASTED!...uhm ^_^ yeah...
