One day Harry Potter had enough of everything and decided to go to Moominland.
Once he arrived in Moominland, he bumped into Taylor Hanson who was wearing a green hat and a scarf while playing the harmonica.
Harry was shocked to see Taylor Hanson in the middle of Moominland! So… he used his magical mirror to get his godfather Sirius and his wife Katie to help him.
Then suddenly Moomintroll came in out of nowhere. "EEEK a Hippo watch out!" screamed Katie. "I better get Tuulia!" So she called the Hobgoblin.
"I wish Tuulia were here!" she said to the Hobgoblin, so he granted her wish, and then disappeared.
Tuulia appeared out of nowhere and said "That's not a #¤%"ing hippo!!"
And then...
Tuulia saw Taylor and screamed:
"Oh my goodness! Is that Taylor Hanson??!"
Then she fainted.
Taylor looked outraged. "No I am not! I am Snufkin..."
Taylor did not want his secret identity revealed, that he was in fact the real Snufkin, that he only took up the name Taylor Hanson when he leaves Moominland.
But suddenly he noticed that he was facing the Eye of Sauron, which was burning hot like a hot burn.
Harry Potter screamed and hid behind Katie's back.
Katie ran towards the eye and shouted, "You shall not pass!"
Moomintroll stood there stunned, not knowing who any of these people were. He grabbed "Snufkin" by the arm and ran.
Tuulia regained consciousness. "Where did Taylor go?" she asked. Then she noticed that Katie was having a sword fight with the Eye of Sauron.
However, at that moment, when all hope was gone, she saw a person walking towards them.
This person was also wearing green hat and a scarf.
And when he got closer, Tuulia saw that he looked very much like....
Isaac Hanson!!!
Katie than took up Isaac Hanson's sword and smote the eye good.
Tuulia screamed "Woohoo!"
Katie than ran off into the forest to look for anchovies.
Tuulia shouted: "Go Kärpät!"
But no one could understand what she was talking about, so she decided to shut up.
Just then the Snork Maiden showed up and saw Tuulia and threw an anchovy at her.
"Why?!" asked the reader of this story.
Pippi Longstocking swung in on a rope screaming, "Because it's random!"
Moomintroll and "Snufkin" decided to throw a bar B Q and not invite Tuulia or Katie, when they would bar B Q up some pancakes in a strawberry sauce, with stake sauce on the side, and some Green Jello*
(** Green Jello is a favorite amongst the Zac who will show up later on in this story. If you don't know what a Zac is, ask your mama, she would know.)
Then Tuulia offered everyone some mämmi.
Katie came back with a few Hattifatteners but no anchovies.
She threw one at Tuulia.
"Here's a tissue," she called.
Then Tuulia got pissed off and left.
Than Katie was left alone wondering what a Zac was.
Just then a Zac appeared out of the lush green forest hitting trees with a stick*
(** Sticks are a favorite amongst Zacs. As they like to hit things.)
Harry Potter was very scared of it all.
He wondered where Sirius had gone.
"Katie, do you have any idea where Sirius could be?"
Katie looked around. "I think I saw him with Pippi Longstocking... Ja?"
So off Harry went to look for Sirius, while Tuulia returned with a Zac!
What happened next?
(The Zac is a very wild creature and all Zacs must be approached with extreme caution or else you could get kicked in the shins, causing a very large bruising, which would not be very Moominish.)
So Moomintroll offered the Zac some Green Jello, which the Zac accepted. Then suddenly everyone started speaking in Finnish, which Katie could not understand, so she decided to leave.
TO BE CONTINUED…
