Jesus is wonderful!
He is so nice!
But only those who believe in him
Go to paradise.

Everyone else,
At the toll of the bell
Sinks quite rapidly
Down into hell.

Isn't God merciful?
Isn't he great?
Well, I'm going to Heaven,
So I cannot wait!

If you're a pagan
If you're depraved,
You'd best go to church
And get yourself saved!

For up there in Heaven
Is Goodness, not sin.
Please open your heart
And let Jesus Christ in!