Meechi: OK so me no own..............
Meechi: STOP EVERYTHING!! I OWN KINGDOM HEARTS!! I OWN EVERYTHING & THERE'S NOT A DAMN THING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!! Mwhahahahahahah!!
Lawyers: *breaks down door*
Meechi: Oh no you don't. *pulls out flamethrower* *burns lawyers* Mwhahahahahahaha!!
*a lawyer emerges from the ashes*
Meechi: O.o
Lawyer: *turns into godzilla*
Meechi: O.O oh crap....
Lawyerzilla: *eats Meechi*
Meechi: *inside Lawyerzilla's mouth* um me no own a thing......
Random Citizen: That was fun. On with the story.
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Back on Destiny Island
Leon: I still don't want to be here.
Aeirth: OK then go to China!! *pokes Leon* *he vanishes*
Riku: May I ask, Why the hell you did that??
Aeirth: The pixies told me to.
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China
Leon: Well this sucks. I HATE YOU!! *points at Meechi*
Meechi: What!??! Why??
Leon: Your writing this.
Meechi: Oh, but you wanted to leave so, you did. *smiles*
Squall: I hate you.
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Destiny Island
Sora: *standing on chair* People, people order.
Banana: Why??
Kairi: I'm bored.
Yufffie & Ansem: Me too.
Random Zebra: Let's go on vacation. How bout it ladies??
Yuffie: Yah let's go!!
Ansem: Go pack your bags ladies & meet back in 5 minutes.
*all ladies & Ansem run into the sea* *they disappear*
Riku: Ok the was different.
Sora: *throws Mr. Fluuflekins at Riku* Dodge ball!!
Riku: *gets hit in the head* Good idea!!
*Prince Charming jumps out of a tree*
Charming: Good afternoon I'm here to offer you....
Riku: *Sora & Riku turn & glare at him* What did you just say??
Charming: *thinks* Remember what they taught you in school......
Charming: I'm here to offer you this brand new.....
Riku: That's what I thought your a.....
Sora: He a tadpole!! Stay away you mammal!!
Riku: *rolls eyes* No worse, He a SALES MAN!!
Charming: just listen.....
Riku: Get out of here you good for nothin SALES PRICK!!
Charming: That's it!! I'm calling in reinforcements!! *yells* loo loo kook koo!!
Sora Riku & Mr. Fluuflekins: 0.o
*perfume ladies emerges from everywhere* *they surround them*
Riku: yelp.
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In China:
Meechi: ~I've got a lovely bunch a coco.....~
LeoSquall: Stop it. & Quit changing my name
Meechi: I'm not changing your name, just using different ones. *smiles*
Leonardo: Stop it. One more time I'm warning you.....
Meechi: & you'll do what.
Squalliffer: I'm gonna kill you. *pulls out sword*
Meechi: No you ain't.
Squall: *turns into a bucket of water*
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Destiny Island
Riku: We have but 1 options.
Sora: *grabbing on to Riku* what??
Riku: *grabs Sora's hand* *they explode*
*they reappear*
Riku: It didn't work.
*portal appears* *Meechi comes through*
Meechi: I got a plan, huddle up. *whispers stuff to Riku & Sora*
Meechi: got it.
Riku & Sora: got it.
Charming: Huh
*Leon (bucket of water) appears*
Riku: *grabs the bucket of water (Leon) starts knocking out perfume ladies* diiiiiiiiiie!!!!!!!!!!!
Sora: *starts digging up sand like a dog* *sand hits perfume ladies* woof!!
Meechi: you.
Charming Oh you. I just don't think we get along
Meechi: die *kills Charming w/ chainsaw* (A/N it was a very painful death)
*all the perfume ladies turn into chocolate & are eaten by seagulls*
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Meechi: Um well that was chapter 2 sort of.... R/R please........... ^__^
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A/n to friends who read this. Honestly I don't care he said no. I repeat DO NOT CARE. I accidentally put a Prince Charming in. It was 2 days later I realized what I did & thought it would be funny to kill him Okies we clear. & to anyone who doesn't know what I'm talking about I give u cheese *gives readers cheese* ^__^
