Meechi: OK so me no own..............

Meechi: STOP EVERYTHING!! I OWN KINGDOM HEARTS!! I OWN EVERYTHING & THERE'S NOT A DAMN THING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!! Mwhahahahahahah!!

Lawyers: *breaks down door*

Meechi: Oh no you don't. *pulls out flamethrower* *burns lawyers* Mwhahahahahahaha!!

*a lawyer emerges from the ashes*

Meechi: O.o

Lawyer: *turns into godzilla*

Meechi: O.O oh crap....

Lawyerzilla: *eats Meechi*

Meechi: *inside Lawyerzilla's mouth* um me no own a thing......

Random Citizen: That was fun. On with the story.

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Back on Destiny Island

Leon: I still don't want to be here.

Aeirth: OK then go to China!! *pokes Leon* *he vanishes*

Riku: May I ask, Why the hell you did that??

Aeirth: The pixies told me to.

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China

Leon: Well this sucks. I HATE YOU!! *points at Meechi*

Meechi: What!??! Why??

Leon: Your writing this.

Meechi: Oh, but you wanted to leave so, you did. *smiles*

Squall: I hate you.

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Destiny Island

Sora: *standing on chair* People, people order.

Banana: Why??

Kairi: I'm bored.

Yufffie & Ansem: Me too.

Random Zebra: Let's go on vacation. How bout it ladies??

Yuffie: Yah let's go!!

Ansem: Go pack your bags ladies & meet back in 5 minutes.

*all ladies & Ansem run into the sea* *they disappear*

Riku: Ok the was different.

Sora: *throws Mr. Fluuflekins at Riku* Dodge ball!!

Riku: *gets hit in the head* Good idea!!

*Prince Charming jumps out of a tree*

Charming: Good afternoon I'm here to offer you....

Riku: *Sora & Riku turn & glare at him* What did you just say??

Charming: *thinks* Remember what they taught you in school......

Charming: I'm here to offer you this brand new.....

Riku: That's what I thought your a.....

Sora: He a tadpole!! Stay away you mammal!!

Riku: *rolls eyes* No worse, He a SALES MAN!!

Charming: just listen.....

Riku: Get out of here you good for nothin SALES PRICK!!

Charming: That's it!! I'm calling in reinforcements!! *yells* loo loo kook koo!!

Sora Riku & Mr. Fluuflekins: 0.o

*perfume ladies emerges from everywhere* *they surround them*

Riku: yelp.

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In China:

Meechi: ~I've got a lovely bunch a coco.....~

LeoSquall: Stop it. & Quit changing my name

Meechi: I'm not changing your name, just using different ones. *smiles*

Leonardo: Stop it. One more time I'm warning you.....

Meechi: & you'll do what.

Squalliffer: I'm gonna kill you. *pulls out sword*

Meechi: No you ain't.

Squall: *turns into a bucket of water*

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Destiny Island

Riku: We have but 1 options.

Sora: *grabbing on to Riku* what??

Riku: *grabs Sora's hand* *they explode*

*they reappear*

Riku: It didn't work.

*portal appears* *Meechi comes through*

Meechi: I got a plan, huddle up. *whispers stuff to Riku & Sora*

Meechi: got it.

Riku & Sora: got it.

Charming: Huh

*Leon (bucket of water) appears*

Riku: *grabs the bucket of water (Leon) starts knocking out perfume ladies* diiiiiiiiiie!!!!!!!!!!!

Sora: *starts digging up sand like a dog* *sand hits perfume ladies* woof!!

Meechi: you.

Charming Oh you. I just don't think we get along

Meechi: die *kills Charming w/ chainsaw* (A/N it was a very painful death)

*all the perfume ladies turn into chocolate & are eaten by seagulls*

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Meechi: Um well that was chapter 2 sort of.... R/R please........... ^__^

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A/n to friends who read this. Honestly I don't care he said no. I repeat DO NOT CARE. I accidentally put a Prince Charming in. It was 2 days later I realized what I did & thought it would be funny to kill him Okies we clear. & to anyone who doesn't know what I'm talking about I give u cheese *gives readers cheese* ^__^