WARNING: Twisted!! Not emphasizing!! Do not read if you heart conditions, weak kidneys. Do read in you have a metal condition like the Authoresses.

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Meechi: *sigh* I still don't own crap.

Meechi: But Johnny Depp will soon be mine!! *raises pinky to mouth* Mwhahahahahhahahaha

Lawyers: No you won't. * starts chasing Meechi around with a the Book of Law*

Meechi: HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Destiny Island 8:47 PM

Yuffie: ~i wanna eat some salmon I wanna eat some salmon....~

Henry: I like eggs.

Rku: 0.0

Selphie: I'm back!!

Riku: U left??

Selphie: I wasn't in the last chapter.

Richard Simons: Hi Everyone !!!!! Lets get this party started!!!!

People: *all in spandex* Let's work it baby!!

Ren & Skimpy: Hey you Gay slut.

Richard: Me?? It's soooo good of you to want to loose that sadness!! Why aren't u in spandex??

Ren: I Hate you. Your music sucks .Come on Skimpy, let's sing....

Ren & Skimpy: ~Happy happy joy joy~

Richard: Let's booggie oogie!! * plays his music* (A/N does anyone know what that is??) ~play that funky music fat boy~ yAAAAA

Henry: I like eggs.

Richard: Eggies are bady fatty foods silly billie!!

Henry: I like eggs.

Richard: NO SILLY U DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!!

Henry: I like eggs.

Richard: That's it. I'm done. *pouts*

*Cloud pops out of the ground*

Cloud: *in announcer guy voice* Richard vs. Henry!!!!!

Henry: I like eggs.

Cloud: In this corner, We Have 4'10 100 lb, Gay, Fag, Richard Simions!!!!!!!!!!!

Richard: I just want to thank my lover, Leon.

Leon: WHAT!?!??! Where's Will Somebody?? I want to die.

Cloud: In this corner, 7'2 450 lb Henry the Ogre

Henry: *rips off shirt exposing muscles* *jungle roar*

Crowd: oooooooooooo neaaaaaaaaaaat

Richard: *starts doing is workout* *sing songish* 1 2 3 4 pie took the sky I love Leon!! who smell the dish!! Okies great!!

Henry: *is paralyzed* *twitches* I like eggs. *dies*

Richard: Oh goodies I win!!!! *blows kisses to Leon* (A/N *twitches*)

Leon: Noooooooooooooooo!! Die Richie Rich!! *runs to Richard* *drowns him* No I WIN!! Mwhahahahahaahahahah

*asylum guys take Leon away*

Meechi: wave bye ^.^

Tiff: whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa *is riding a mechanical bull*

*everyone starts dancing*

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Destiny Island 8:48

Mystery Voice: ~Brass monkey that funky monkey~

Captain PalMal: So do ye hear me warning now.

Sora: M&M's they losted their chocolate?!?! ooooooooo noooooooooooooooooooo. ps I love you forever & today. *passes out*

Mr. & Mrs. Aol Guy: We've got milk. (A/N The Aol Dude & the Queens of Hearts)

Sora: Do you have cookies too!!!! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Mystery Voice: Let's tango. Everyone areba!!!!! ayayaytayasty!!!!

Kairi: *pulls off paper bag off head of Mystery Voice* it. it. it's omg!! who the hell r u??

Kimahri: *hits Kairi*

Sora: Oh no U don't!! I'll save U Kairi. *hits Kimahri with a plastic spork*

Kimahri: Now look what you did.

Sora: But why would you sing??

Kimahri: You know how Henry (A/N I hope he burns in hell) loves eggs, Well I love to sing!! ^.^ Those stupid pros made fun of me, so I am going to take over the cookie factory!! Mwhahahahahahahahaha so no one will ever have cookies and milk again!!!!*evil laugh*

Sora: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(all others listed): O.o

Mr. & Mrs. Aol Guy : No. What will we do with all of this milk??

Yuffie: I give you a free pass to cheese land so you can make cheese with that milk. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I loove cheese.

Meechi: I love you Riku.

Riku: where did that come from??

Meechi: *hugs Riku*

Selphie: This was supposed to be the return of me. Oh well.

Ouga: *appears out of nowhere* I have a secret to reveal to you, Selphie and Yuffie *low voice*

I am your father.

Selphie: mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmy

Yuffie: chhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssyyyyyyyyyyyy

Yuffie & Selphie: * hugs Ouga*

Sora: *to Kairi* ~if you had my lovve......~

Kairi: *pushes Sora out of the way* *stares at something*

Giant Donkey named Fred: Kaaaairo

Kairi: Fred

Sora: THE HEARTBREAK!! * turns into a ham sandwich*

Fred: I love ham sandwiches.

Kairi: Come with me and I will give you 1000 sandwiches!!

Fred: ham?!?!

Fred: Will you get me cookies and milk too??

Kairi: Of course.

Kimahri: No you won't. I am taking over cookies Mwhahahahahah!! Who r U??

Fred: Fred the Giant Donkey and who r U?

Kimahri: I am the ruler of all cookies.

Kairi: Where are you going Fred!?!?! With the cookie ruler!!

Simba: lets play dominoe's!!

Meechi: *sitting on sand* noone loves me : (

*Johnny Depp & Spongebob walk in*

Johnny Depp: Hi everyone.

Spongebob: * starts to play music*

(Everyone on Destiny Island starts to dance to Evanescence)

Meechi & Tiff: *start to fight over who is the bigger Johnny Depp fan*

Selphie: I hate alphabetical order!! *screams*

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Tiff: We're gonna take this to the minority report!!

Meechi: No!! Not more to disclaim!!

Meechi: me don't own anything in this chapter not even the plot or pot......atoes *rolls on floor laughing*

Tiff: crackhead.

Meechi: I didn't write this chapter Tiff did.

Tiff: *waves*

Meechi: I helped but any complaints tell her, not me.

Meechi: Also too many damn A/N sorry bout that ^.^

Lawyers: heads....hurt..........too..much......not....hers.......must die *explodes*

Meechi: Oh right R/R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^__^

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Meechi: 1 last thing so sorry bout not updating sooner!!