WARNING: Twisted!! Not emphasizing!! Do not read if you heart conditions, weak kidneys. Do read in you have a metal condition like the Authoresses.
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Meechi: *sigh* I still don't own crap.
Meechi: But Johnny Depp will soon be mine!! *raises pinky to mouth* Mwhahahahahhahahaha
Lawyers: No you won't. * starts chasing Meechi around with a the Book of Law*
Meechi: HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Destiny Island 8:47 PM
Yuffie: ~i wanna eat some salmon I wanna eat some salmon....~
Henry: I like eggs.
Rku: 0.0
Selphie: I'm back!!
Riku: U left??
Selphie: I wasn't in the last chapter.
Richard Simons: Hi Everyone !!!!! Lets get this party started!!!!
People: *all in spandex* Let's work it baby!!
Ren & Skimpy: Hey you Gay slut.
Richard: Me?? It's soooo good of you to want to loose that sadness!! Why aren't u in spandex??
Ren: I Hate you. Your music sucks .Come on Skimpy, let's sing....
Ren & Skimpy: ~Happy happy joy joy~
Richard: Let's booggie oogie!! * plays his music* (A/N does anyone know what that is??) ~play that funky music fat boy~ yAAAAA
Henry: I like eggs.
Richard: Eggies are bady fatty foods silly billie!!
Henry: I like eggs.
Richard: NO SILLY U DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!!
Henry: I like eggs.
Richard: That's it. I'm done. *pouts*
*Cloud pops out of the ground*
Cloud: *in announcer guy voice* Richard vs. Henry!!!!!
Henry: I like eggs.
Cloud: In this corner, We Have 4'10 100 lb, Gay, Fag, Richard Simions!!!!!!!!!!!
Richard: I just want to thank my lover, Leon.
Leon: WHAT!?!??! Where's Will Somebody?? I want to die.
Cloud: In this corner, 7'2 450 lb Henry the Ogre
Henry: *rips off shirt exposing muscles* *jungle roar*
Crowd: oooooooooooo neaaaaaaaaaaat
Richard: *starts doing is workout* *sing songish* 1 2 3 4 pie took the sky I love Leon!! who smell the dish!! Okies great!!
Henry: *is paralyzed* *twitches* I like eggs. *dies*
Richard: Oh goodies I win!!!! *blows kisses to Leon* (A/N *twitches*)
Leon: Noooooooooooooooo!! Die Richie Rich!! *runs to Richard* *drowns him* No I WIN!! Mwhahahahahaahahahah
*asylum guys take Leon away*
Meechi: wave bye ^.^
Tiff: whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa *is riding a mechanical bull*
*everyone starts dancing*
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Destiny Island 8:48
Mystery Voice: ~Brass monkey that funky monkey~
Captain PalMal: So do ye hear me warning now.
Sora: M&M's they losted their chocolate?!?! ooooooooo noooooooooooooooooooo. ps I love you forever & today. *passes out*
Mr. & Mrs. Aol Guy: We've got milk. (A/N The Aol Dude & the Queens of Hearts)
Sora: Do you have cookies too!!!! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Mystery Voice: Let's tango. Everyone areba!!!!! ayayaytayasty!!!!
Kairi: *pulls off paper bag off head of Mystery Voice* it. it. it's omg!! who the hell r u??
Kimahri: *hits Kairi*
Sora: Oh no U don't!! I'll save U Kairi. *hits Kimahri with a plastic spork*
Kimahri: Now look what you did.
Sora: But why would you sing??
Kimahri: You know how Henry (A/N I hope he burns in hell) loves eggs, Well I love to sing!! ^.^ Those stupid pros made fun of me, so I am going to take over the cookie factory!! Mwhahahahahahahahaha so no one will ever have cookies and milk again!!!!*evil laugh*
Sora: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(all others listed): O.o
Mr. & Mrs. Aol Guy : No. What will we do with all of this milk??
Yuffie: I give you a free pass to cheese land so you can make cheese with that milk. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I loove cheese.
Meechi: I love you Riku.
Riku: where did that come from??
Meechi: *hugs Riku*
Selphie: This was supposed to be the return of me. Oh well.
Ouga: *appears out of nowhere* I have a secret to reveal to you, Selphie and Yuffie *low voice*
I am your father.
Selphie: mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmy
Yuffie: chhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssyyyyyyyyyyyy
Yuffie & Selphie: * hugs Ouga*
Sora: *to Kairi* ~if you had my lovve......~
Kairi: *pushes Sora out of the way* *stares at something*
Giant Donkey named Fred: Kaaaairo
Kairi: Fred
Sora: THE HEARTBREAK!! * turns into a ham sandwich*
Fred: I love ham sandwiches.
Kairi: Come with me and I will give you 1000 sandwiches!!
Fred: ham?!?!
Fred: Will you get me cookies and milk too??
Kairi: Of course.
Kimahri: No you won't. I am taking over cookies Mwhahahahahah!! Who r U??
Fred: Fred the Giant Donkey and who r U?
Kimahri: I am the ruler of all cookies.
Kairi: Where are you going Fred!?!?! With the cookie ruler!!
Simba: lets play dominoe's!!
Meechi: *sitting on sand* noone loves me : (
*Johnny Depp & Spongebob walk in*
Johnny Depp: Hi everyone.
Spongebob: * starts to play music*
(Everyone on Destiny Island starts to dance to Evanescence)
Meechi & Tiff: *start to fight over who is the bigger Johnny Depp fan*
Selphie: I hate alphabetical order!! *screams*
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Tiff: We're gonna take this to the minority report!!
Meechi: No!! Not more to disclaim!!
Meechi: me don't own anything in this chapter not even the plot or pot......atoes *rolls on floor laughing*
Tiff: crackhead.
Meechi: I didn't write this chapter Tiff did.
Tiff: *waves*
Meechi: I helped but any complaints tell her, not me.
Meechi: Also too many damn A/N sorry bout that ^.^
Lawyers: heads....hurt..........too..much......not....hers.......must die *explodes*
Meechi: Oh right R/R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^__^
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Meechi: 1 last thing so sorry bout not updating sooner!!
