Meechi: WooW I bring U T.V. LAND
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Some TV studio in Nebraska
Mr. Moviephone: Welcome 2 Hollywood Squares!! Here's our host YUFFIE!!
Yuffie: Thanks Steve.
Mr. Moviephone: That's not my name.
Yuffie: Whatever.
Yuffie: *looks left then right* Welcome contestants intro yourself cause I don't know who the hell U R. *smiles at camera*
Sora: Hi I'm Sora I like Cherrios so I'm O & I have no pasta.
Audience: *fake applause*
Yuffie: Wow flattering. Contestant 2.
Meechi: oooo me I'm #2!! I'm #2!! X squares make cheese!!!!! squee!!
Audience: *fake cry*
Yuffie : yaaaaaaaaaaaa let's get started. Sora go 1st cause U have big shoes.
Sora: I pick Yuffie.
Yuffie: I'm the host, pick a square.
Sora: I pick cheese.
(A/N OH U should know who where. It goes as followed:
Top Square Left 2 Right: Ansem, Selphie, Moogle
Middle Square Left 2 Right: Aierth, A Block of Cheese, Tiff
Bottom Square Left 2 Right: Random Zebra, Riku, Leon
Your Welcome. :) ))
Yuffie: Welcome back block of cheese how R U??
Cheese: .............
Yuffie: Fascinating. Here's the question, On the 4th day of October was it raining??
Meechi: I like rain. It's fun.
Yuffie: shut up it's not your turn.
Cheese: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Audience: *fake laugh*
Ansem: *fakely* hahaahaha I want 2 kill U.
Cheese: ......................
Sora: I agree.
Yuffie: That's right Friday. O gets the square.
Yuffie: Meechi your turn.
Meechi: I pick Riku.
Riku: Hi
Yuffie: Do U like snow in February??
Audience: *fake laugh*
Riku: No Joan Rivers died.
*more fake laugher*
Riku: No seriously, frogs.
Yuffie: Do we have an accord??
Meechi: We do.
Yuffie: X get the square.
Meechi: *blows kisses to Riku*
Sora: I pick U!! Aierth-cho!!
Yuffie: Will birds fly??
Aierth: ZJ9
Sora: I AGREE!!
Yuffie: O gets the save.
Meechi: I take general tso chicken & Tiff 4 the win.
Yuffie: Who eats more pigs / rocks??
Tiff: Rosie.
Audience: * fake laugh*
Tiff: Now I'm not kidding 56.
Meechi: I disagree.
Yuffie: No it was spring water. Sora can't give U that 1.
Tiff: crackhead
Sora: Ansem $4 the block.
Yuffie: ?? *puzzles shakes it off* crickets??
Ansem: Guess what kiddies look. *holds out toothpaste* Mwhahahaahahah
Sora: fishpastes
Ansem: lions.
Yuffie: U agree dis
Sora: I agree did.
Yuffie O again!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meechi: Leon!!
Leon: *now normal* U!!!! U caused this *crys*
Yuffie: pass/play
Meechi: #6
Yuffie: X gets the peanuts
Sora: Zebra 4 the O.0
Yuffie: Nice 2 see U Random Zebra what's 9*6??
Zebra: I like to sing & flap my springs & HOP HOP HOP HOP!!
Audiece *applause not real*
Zebra: doneyass
Sora: disagree
Yuffie: U WIN!!
Yuffie: Meechi thanks but your a crackhead.
*asylum guys take Meechi away*
Meechi: bye
Sora: what now??
Yuffie: * w/ laser lights in back round* THE FLASH ROUND!! 2 try win this......
Mr. Moviephone: A pet rock named Spot!! (A/N I have a pet rock named Spot!! *hugs Spot*)
Sora: *jumps up & down w/ gleeee*
Yuffie: ready??
Sora: yes.
Yuffie: Ready. Set. PICKLE JUICE!!
Sora: Ansem
Yuffie: Did a talk show.
Sora: yes
Yuffie: right.
Sora: Selphie.
Yuffie: Is here.
Sora: no.
Yuffie: right.
Sora: Moogle.
Yuffie: kupu!!!!!
Sora: True.
Yuffie: ni no
Sora: Aierth
Yuffie: eats pixies.
Sora: true
Yuffie: oui
Sora: Cheese
Yuffie: Has a bandana.
Sora: no.
Yuffie: no.
Sora: Tiff.
Yuffie: Hates her Spanish Teacher.
Sora: true.
Yuffie: yes yes
Sora: Zebra.
Yuffie: oh. we out of time u gots 4 right 2 wrong!!
Sora: oh.
Yuffie: Pick a key.
Sora: oh please *picks a spork* *turns in keyhole*
*lights flash*
Yuffie: U WIN!!
Tiff: I HATE KURT ANGLE!!
Yuffie: Commercial break. I need it!! *smiles at camera*
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Voice: Socks. Evil vile things. That word is a curse word. Hi I'm a voice 4 MHSA or better known as Medusa.
We at MHSA believe in a s-word free USA. Just think how beautiful life would w/ out them.
Yes, true it's just a dream but w/ your generous donation we R 1 step closer 2 that dream.
So burn your s-words. & be FREE!! : )
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Yuffie: Welcome back!! Let's meet our new contestant.
Contestant: HI I'm Matt O'Conor & I sell overactive bladder pills.
Everyone else in studio: *laughs*
Random Guy in Audience: *sotto* How much they think I need them. They need me. I'm laughing so hard.
Yuffie: *stills laughing* hahahaha Matt O'Conor hahahahahah
Matt: . What's so funny
Yuffie: *laughing* Sora pick someone.
Sora: RIKU!!
Yuffie: Who is most evil men / women??
Riku: Women.
Sora: I disagree.
Yuffie: No, no. Us women R. X gets square.
(A/N tis true we R)
Meechi: Mwhahahahah Johnny Depp has become mine Mwhahahahaha!!
*everyone is suddenly silent*
Meechi: *looks at Matt* hahahahahha Matt O'Conor hhahahaah
*asylum guys take Meechi away again*
Yuffie: Matt if U please *snickers*
Matt: Selphie.
Selphie: SQEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *eats more sugar*
Yuffie: Was it yesterday??
Selphie: Funny joke Matt O'Conor *laughs*
Matt: .
Selphie: The answer is a vacuum.
Matt: I disagree
Yuffie: No it was.
Matt: ??
Sora: Ansem
Yuffie: Jailbird??
Ansem: No fireworks.
Sora: true
Yuffie: O get square
Matt: Moogle 4 the block.
Yuffie: What is ice cream made of??
Moogle: KUPO silver fish kupo
Yuffie: vrai ou faux
Matt: I disagree.
Yuffie: No. Sora 4 the win.....
Sora: Moogle.
Yuffie: Air balloons died in 1920??
Moogle: 87 test shoot kupo
Sora: dis
Yuffie: Right. Flapjacks.
Matt: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON THE QUESTIONS & THE ANSWERS DON'T MATCH!! & WHAT IS sooooooooo FUNNY ABOUT MY NAME!!
Yuffie: soooo
Matt: .
Yuffie: We have lovely shoes for U, Matt, now byebye.
*body builders take Matt away*
Yuffie: Sora U win again here's $5
Sora; *eyes wide* wow
Yuffie: here is your new challenger
Challenger: Hey I'm E-bo Stamps & that's all U need 2 know
Yuffie: E-bo. huh. whatever pick a circle.
E-bo: chee.......
*a giant Malificent comes out of the ground*
Malenifect: *breaks the applause sign*
*an audience member falls over* *audience falls over like dominoes*
Malificent: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Hambuglar: *eats block of cheese*
Yuffie: Well that's all the time we have. *throws notecards* See U next time!! *blows a kiss 2 the camera*
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Meechi: that chapter....so much potential ......so bad it turn out
Lawyers: *eyes turn red* *they glare at Meechi*
Meechi: nothing in this chapper is mine especially Hollywood squares
Meechi: 4 getting thorough that chapper...... *gives readers domino shape cheese* R/R please please ^__^
