Meechi: WooW I bring U T.V. LAND

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Some TV studio in Nebraska

Mr. Moviephone: Welcome 2 Hollywood Squares!! Here's our host YUFFIE!!

Yuffie: Thanks Steve.

Mr. Moviephone: That's not my name.

Yuffie: Whatever.

Yuffie: *looks left then right* Welcome contestants intro yourself cause I don't know who the hell U R. *smiles at camera*

Sora: Hi I'm Sora I like Cherrios so I'm O & I have no pasta.

Audience: *fake applause*

Yuffie: Wow flattering. Contestant 2.

Meechi: oooo me I'm #2!! I'm #2!! X squares make cheese!!!!! squee!!

Audience: *fake cry*

Yuffie : yaaaaaaaaaaaa let's get started. Sora go 1st cause U have big shoes.

Sora: I pick Yuffie.

Yuffie: I'm the host, pick a square.

Sora: I pick cheese.

(A/N OH U should know who where. It goes as followed:

Top Square Left 2 Right: Ansem, Selphie, Moogle

Middle Square Left 2 Right: Aierth, A Block of Cheese, Tiff

Bottom Square Left 2 Right: Random Zebra, Riku, Leon

Your Welcome. :) ))

Yuffie: Welcome back block of cheese how R U??

Cheese: .............

Yuffie: Fascinating. Here's the question, On the 4th day of October was it raining??

Meechi: I like rain. It's fun.

Yuffie: shut up it's not your turn.

Cheese: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Audience: *fake laugh*

Ansem: *fakely* hahaahaha I want 2 kill U.

Cheese: ......................

Sora: I agree.

Yuffie: That's right Friday. O gets the square.

Yuffie: Meechi your turn.

Meechi: I pick Riku.

Riku: Hi

Yuffie: Do U like snow in February??

Audience: *fake laugh*

Riku: No Joan Rivers died.

*more fake laugher*

Riku: No seriously, frogs.

Yuffie: Do we have an accord??

Meechi: We do.

Yuffie: X get the square.

Meechi: *blows kisses to Riku*

Sora: I pick U!! Aierth-cho!!

Yuffie: Will birds fly??

Aierth: ZJ9

Sora: I AGREE!!

Yuffie: O gets the save.

Meechi: I take general tso chicken & Tiff 4 the win.

Yuffie: Who eats more pigs / rocks??

Tiff: Rosie.

Audience: * fake laugh*

Tiff: Now I'm not kidding 56.

Meechi: I disagree.

Yuffie: No it was spring water. Sora can't give U that 1.

Tiff: crackhead

Sora: Ansem $4 the block.

Yuffie: ?? *puzzles shakes it off* crickets??

Ansem: Guess what kiddies look. *holds out toothpaste* Mwhahahaahahah

Sora: fishpastes

Ansem: lions.

Yuffie: U agree dis

Sora: I agree did.

Yuffie O again!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Meechi: Leon!!

Leon: *now normal* U!!!! U caused this *crys*

Yuffie: pass/play

Meechi: #6

Yuffie: X gets the peanuts

Sora: Zebra 4 the O.0

Yuffie: Nice 2 see U Random Zebra what's 9*6??

Zebra: I like to sing & flap my springs & HOP HOP HOP HOP!!

Audiece *applause not real*

Zebra: doneyass

Sora: disagree

Yuffie: U WIN!!

Yuffie: Meechi thanks but your a crackhead.

*asylum guys take Meechi away*

Meechi: bye

Sora: what now??

Yuffie: * w/ laser lights in back round* THE FLASH ROUND!! 2 try win this......

Mr. Moviephone: A pet rock named Spot!! (A/N I have a pet rock named Spot!! *hugs Spot*)

Sora: *jumps up & down w/ gleeee*

Yuffie: ready??

Sora: yes.

Yuffie: Ready. Set. PICKLE JUICE!!

Sora: Ansem

Yuffie: Did a talk show.

Sora: yes

Yuffie: right.

Sora: Selphie.

Yuffie: Is here.

Sora: no.

Yuffie: right.

Sora: Moogle.

Yuffie: kupu!!!!!

Sora: True.

Yuffie: ni no

Sora: Aierth

Yuffie: eats pixies.

Sora: true

Yuffie: oui

Sora: Cheese

Yuffie: Has a bandana.

Sora: no.

Yuffie: no.

Sora: Tiff.

Yuffie: Hates her Spanish Teacher.

Sora: true.

Yuffie: yes yes

Sora: Zebra.

Yuffie: oh. we out of time u gots 4 right 2 wrong!!

Sora: oh.

Yuffie: Pick a key.

Sora: oh please *picks a spork* *turns in keyhole*

*lights flash*

Yuffie: U WIN!!

Tiff: I HATE KURT ANGLE!!

Yuffie: Commercial break. I need it!! *smiles at camera*

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Voice: Socks. Evil vile things. That word is a curse word. Hi I'm a voice 4 MHSA or better known as Medusa.

We at MHSA believe in a s-word free USA. Just think how beautiful life would w/ out them.

Yes, true it's just a dream but w/ your generous donation we R 1 step closer 2 that dream.

So burn your s-words. & be FREE!! : )

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Yuffie: Welcome back!! Let's meet our new contestant.

Contestant: HI I'm Matt O'Conor & I sell overactive bladder pills.

Everyone else in studio: *laughs*

Random Guy in Audience: *sotto* How much they think I need them. They need me. I'm laughing so hard.

Yuffie: *stills laughing* hahahaha Matt O'Conor hahahahahah

Matt: . What's so funny

Yuffie: *laughing* Sora pick someone.

Sora: RIKU!!

Yuffie: Who is most evil men / women??

Riku: Women.

Sora: I disagree.

Yuffie: No, no. Us women R. X gets square.

(A/N tis true we R)

Meechi: Mwhahahahah Johnny Depp has become mine Mwhahahahaha!!

*everyone is suddenly silent*

Meechi: *looks at Matt* hahahahahha Matt O'Conor hhahahaah

*asylum guys take Meechi away again*

Yuffie: Matt if U please *snickers*

Matt: Selphie.

Selphie: SQEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *eats more sugar*

Yuffie: Was it yesterday??

Selphie: Funny joke Matt O'Conor *laughs*

Matt: .

Selphie: The answer is a vacuum.

Matt: I disagree

Yuffie: No it was.

Matt: ??

Sora: Ansem

Yuffie: Jailbird??

Ansem: No fireworks.

Sora: true

Yuffie: O get square

Matt: Moogle 4 the block.

Yuffie: What is ice cream made of??

Moogle: KUPO silver fish kupo

Yuffie: vrai ou faux

Matt: I disagree.

Yuffie: No. Sora 4 the win.....

Sora: Moogle.

Yuffie: Air balloons died in 1920??

Moogle: 87 test shoot kupo

Sora: dis

Yuffie: Right. Flapjacks.

Matt: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON THE QUESTIONS & THE ANSWERS DON'T MATCH!! & WHAT IS sooooooooo FUNNY ABOUT MY NAME!!

Yuffie: soooo

Matt: .

Yuffie: We have lovely shoes for U, Matt, now byebye.

*body builders take Matt away*

Yuffie: Sora U win again here's $5

Sora; *eyes wide* wow

Yuffie: here is your new challenger

Challenger: Hey I'm E-bo Stamps & that's all U need 2 know

Yuffie: E-bo. huh. whatever pick a circle.

E-bo: chee.......

*a giant Malificent comes out of the ground*

Malenifect: *breaks the applause sign*

*an audience member falls over* *audience falls over like dominoes*

Malificent: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Hambuglar: *eats block of cheese*

Yuffie: Well that's all the time we have. *throws notecards* See U next time!! *blows a kiss 2 the camera*

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Meechi: that chapter....so much potential ......so bad it turn out

Lawyers: *eyes turn red* *they glare at Meechi*

Meechi: nothing in this chapper is mine especially Hollywood squares

Meechi: 4 getting thorough that chapper...... *gives readers domino shape cheese* R/R please please ^__^