Lawyers: We can assure u she owns nothing not even her soul anymore!! *they rip up a contract* MWHAHAHAHAHaHAHa um .....cough..on w/ the story
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Fancy Narrator Voice: From somewhere where we left off, our brave adventurers enter a meadow.
Selphie: the road ended.
Riku: *looks down* huh your right
Sora: That's OK I can see the palace thingy!!
*they cheer*
A Gint Crab: Mwhahahahahaha but you will never make it there *puts sanity patch on Selphie*
Selphie: 10 2 the 3rd power is 100 e=mc squared.........
Ansem: What the hell did U do 2 her!!!!!
Gint Crab: Sanity patches Mwhwhhahahahaha!!!!!!
Meechi: must give love money must pay tribute 2 wee kids DON'T SPILL THE CUSTARD!!
Gint Crab: whoa, I'm gonna need reinforcements
*millions of Gint Crabs w/ wings fly down from the sky w/ sanity patches*
Riku: *pulls patch off Selphie* RUN!!
*they run toward the palace*
A Gint Crab: *puts a patch on Aierth*
Aierth: pixies aren't' real............
Gint Crab: Mwhahahahahahahaha!!
Fancy Narrator Voice: And then sugar fell the sky & is burnt the Gint Crabs......
Gint Crab: RETREAT!! I'm melting........Melting...........
Fancy Narrator Voice: But it was too late the Gint Crabs were turned into chocolate & that was that.
*they eat chocolate*
Yuffie: *pulls patch off Aierth*
Aierth: *screams* owwwwwwwwwwwwww *slaps Yuffie*
Yuffie: Why did U do that??
Aierth: ummmm ummmmm the pixies told me too ^__^
Riku: Glad that's over. Hey Selphie, why did the chicken cross the road??
Selphie: Because..... I am a graceful gazelle running though the forest in search of tea leaves
Yuffie: yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Fancy Narrator Voice: They get 2 the palace thingy......
Kairi: I know what 2 do. *struts 2 door* *falls on napkin* *lands on her butt*
Random Village folks: *walk by* hahahahhahahahazhahahahahah *leave*
Kairi: oh U mother f.....
Sora: KAIRI!!
Kairi: sorry
*door opens*
Gansta Barbie: whadda wanna
Riku: The great cheese. Look what has happened..... * points 2 Meechi* Meechi.
Meechi: GIVE LOVE MONEY 2 WEE KIDS!!!! wee kids eep
Gansta: Oh no U don't *turns into a altar server boy*
Boy: *in evil voice* I will stop U!! * turns into Darth Varader*
Varader: die
Fancy Narrator Voice: Riku & Darth Varder engage in battle.
Riku: I will avenge my hamster.
Varder: Riku I am your hamster. *turns in 2 Mr. Squeaky Riku's hamster*
Riku: *in squeaky voice* Mr. sQueaky
Mr. Squeaky: no *bites Riku's toe* *turns into batgirl* *runs away*
Yuffie: oh no U don't!! I'll get her U guys go on. I'll catch up. *runs after fish mongle*
Sora: Let's go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*they come across a horse*
Selphie: Helo Mr. Frog which way 2 ~The Great Cheese of us all~
Horse: wha mice oh that way *points left*
Selphie: thank U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*they go left through a door way*
*Cinderella is sitting there* *mice R dancing around her*
Kairi: hey um do u know where The Great Cheese is??
Cinder: *shruggs shoulders* I like 2 sew & make bracelets *smile* *hums*
Riku: Let me try. we need 2 know where The Great Cheese is.
Cinder: I'm making stale bread & milk- a - roni 4 diner ~what a nice day~ *hums*
Ansem: Let me handle her. Hey U sickeningly loser we need 2 know where The Great Cheese is!!
Cinder: *eyes widen* But I'm a loser who's humble & sincere. I'm also the best ~homemaker~ ever.
Leon: U 2?????
Cinder: yuppers!!
Leon & Cinderella: ~it's a sunny shinny day~
Riku: Leon we don't time 4 this!!
Leon & Cinder: blame canada!!!! *hums*
Riku: *smacks Leon's head* get her 2 tell us where The Great Cheese is!!
Leon: *frowns* OK. Cindys where is The Great Cheesy One??
Cindy: Oh why didn't u say ~it's right there!!~
Sora: I'm still waiting 4 the world 2 stop hating.
Riku: Inspiration such an aggravation.
Yuffie: *walks in* *sees Cinderella* who's this twit
Cinder: *frowns* your not nice silly
*mice attack Yuffie*
Yuffie: Oh shit
Cinder: *gasp* U said a naughty word!! *eyes turn red* U all need punished!!
Kairi: Lets' get out of here!!
*they run out* *Leon waves bye*
Cinderella: *now normal* ~bye~ *starts knitting* *sings*
*they run into a big blue room w/ a big neon sign w/ blinking lights around it that says THE GREAT CHEESE*
All: ~we made it 2 The Great Cheese!! The Great Cheese of us all!!~
Yuffie: But where ever is The Great Cheese??
Great Cheese Voice: It is I The Great Cheese!! Why R U here??
Riku: I'll get straight 2 the point wee kids
Great Cheese Voice: *gasp* wee kids
Riku: *opens bamboo cage* *Leon runs out hides behind Yuffie*
Meechi: *eyes twitches* * gets out & stands striaght* I am a wee kids soldier I give 75% of my salary 2 the wee kids I won't spill the custard breaky!! U all need 2 know wee kids!! U!! *points 2 Selphie* U 1st *runs toward Selphie*
Selphie: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Great Cheese: STOP!!
Meechi: *stops* *glares at sign*
Great Cheese: use this
*a sugar caffeine shot comes down from the ceiling*
Riku: *grabs shot* hold her still
Selphie: *grabs Meechi's arm*
Meechi: no *struggles*
*Sora Leon & Yuffie help*
Riku: *injects shot into Meechi*
Meechi: *is still* *eyes flutter open* wha Wee kIds help me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*2 giant pixie sticks appear*
Riku: eat these
Meechi: *popeye music starts playing* *eats pixiesticks*
Meechi: wow that wasn't fun ooooooooooo Great Cheese *hugs the wall* I love Riku!! *hugs Riku*
Riku: oh yeah she' better
Great Cheese: give her 2 every hour. Who's next.
Ms. Scribe: Sleeping Beauty's husband. Prince Ling.
Prince Ling: I cut my self bandage thorny sleeping complaining fix it!!
Great Cheese: elves release the door
Prince Ling: finally
*elves pull a lever* *trap door opens Prince Ling falls thourgh*
Prince Ling: waaaaaaaaaaaaa
Sora: what can U do 4 him *motions 2 Ansem*
Great Cheese: oh don't say a thing I have it *doves fly down w/ a #1 super evil villain drink hat*
Ansem: *grabs hat* oooooooo squeeeeeeeeeee
Great Cheese: man I'm good
Aierth: The pixies say she needs help.
Tiff: *applying lipgloss* whaaaaaaaaa
Great Cheese: oh here
*message box pops up "Tiff got double side lip gloss!!"*
Riku: but she puts on sooooo much that's the prob
Great Cheese: I know this makes it less obvious
Leon: *crawling on knees* me help NO must be nicey wisy *smiles*
Great Cheese: damn
*Leon vanishes* *reappears*
Squall: I HATE THIS STORY!!!!!!!! THANK YOU GREAT CHEESE!!!!!!
Sora: what happen?!?!
Leosquall: I went 2 Alaska all the imps died
All: oh
Meechi: oh Great Cheese may we see U??
Great Cheese: no
Meechi: OK *eats more sugar* *spins in circles* *falls* *spins again*
Random Kola: This place is gonna blow!!
*Elvis jail house rock starts playing* *they all run 2 the exit*
Fancy Narrator Voice: Outside...........
Selphie: we're heroes.
*they all walk away in a straight line* *a plane explodes behind them*
Fancy Narrator Voice: THE END
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Meechi: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SUGARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meechi: I feel I must warn the public T.V. land. I really was mind controlled by this evil radio station. U see nothin good on radio so I flip channels & I found something I thought was funny but no it was evil mind control radio station then I ran around the house yelling bout mind control & wee kids scary, then my mom was said shut-up. So beware & eat sugar. :)
Lawyers: um excuse us
Meechi: me own these funny earrings but nothing else oh & I don't own sanity patches the ever great Jenna does. *gives readers giant pixie sticks* R/R PLEASE!! ^__^
