The Yami Convention 2
*which happily contains Bakura running around in his boxers*
By Rhapsody Moonschild and Tat Claire Kokoro
|~*DISCLAIMER: Yu-Gi-Oh! is the property of Kazuki Takahashi. It does not belong to Rhapsody Moonschild and/or Tat Claire Kokoro.*~|
CHAPTER SIX: THE WALL OF EXTREMELY EMBARRASSING PICTURES (by Rhapsody)
"You know," Kikai said to Yami, after a long glance at her cousin, "I do think he's a bit overprotective."
"Just a bit," Yami replied dryly. "You want to borrow some clothes, Bakura?"
Bakura looked down at what he was wearing-a pair of Millennium Eye-patterned boxers. That was all. He blushed-yes, the evil one blushed!
There came a polite knock at the door and Bakura dived into the closet. Yami got the door. It was Yugi, rubbing his eyes, still wearing his own pajamas (which were a bit more presentable, being a set of Dark Magician footie pjs). He was also carrying a camera.
"Oh, hello, Yami, Kikai," he yawned. "Ryou just called me and said his Dark was coming here. Is Bakura around?"
"Why?" Bakura asked from the closet. Yugi started and stared at the closet, but answered the question.
"Um, because. he said to get a picture of him dressed the way he is. Ryou said it would go on his Wall of Extremely Embarrassing Pictures for the world to see."
Bakura cussed.
"That must be you, Bakura," Yugi said with a smile. "What are you doing in the closet?"
"Not getting my picture taken," the tomb-robber replied with certainty.
"Come on, it won't be that bad." Yugi approached the closet door and tried to open it, but Bakura had locked it from the inside.
"I thought I had that lock taken off after Yugi did that." Yami commented, and shrugged. "Guess not."
Yugi shrugged too, and handed the camera to Yami. "I'm going back to bed, but if he comes out get a picture for Ryou, okay? Thanks." He left.
Kikai burst out laughing, and Yami joined in until tears ran down both their faces. Bakura cussed a blue streak. How had he gotten himself caught in such an undignified mess? He cast around for someone to blame.
"The dog!"
As soon as he got home he would kick that dog's butt up one end and down the other.
"I hate dogs," he muttered to himself.
"Did you say something, Bakura?"
Bakura told Yami to do something very rude. Yami just laughed. Kikai cut in sympathetically.
"Shut up, koibito. Bakura, do you want to come out?"
"Yes!" Bakura answered strongly.
"Well, Yami, give me the camera."
"But Kikai dear-"
"Camera," she ordered. "Okay, Bakura, you can come out now."
Thankfully he unlocked the door and stepped out, to be met with a bright flash.
"Gaah!" he said, shielding his eyes. "What was-?"
But he could clearly see the camera in Kikai's hands. She had-she had taken a picture of him! In his boxers!!! It took all his self control not to strangle her on the spot. She was lucky he had self control.
"Why did you do that?!" he asked through clenched teeth.
"'Cause it was funny," she shrugged. "Right, Yami?"
Yami was laughing too hard to reply.
That pharaoh is a bad influence! Bakura thought with a growl.
"Come on, Kikai, we're going home," he said. "Now! And you're going to throw that dog of yours outside. No pets!"
"But Bakura-" she whined.
"No dog!"
"At least put on some pants!" she replied. "I'm not going anywhere with you dressed like that!"
He scowled darkly but took a pair of Yami's pants from the closet, and then took his crazy cousin home.
