The Yami Convention 2

*which says why can't a dog have a yami?*

by Tat Claire Kokoro and Rhapsody Moonschild

|~*DISCLAIMER: Yu-Gi-Oh! is the property of Kazuki Takahashi.  It does not belong to Rhapsody Moonschild and/or Tat Claire Kokoro.  "Pika pika" may not be copyrighted, but just in case… Pokemon is not our property either.*~|

CHAPTER ELEVEN: THE DOG IN CHARGE (by Tat)

"Joun, did you eat my ice cream!?" Yami growled at the blonde.

"What ice cream?" he said innocently, but Yami knew he had done it because he still had a bit of strawberry ice cream at the corner of his mouth.

"You have some of MY ice-cream over here…" the spiky-haired Yami pointed.

"Thanks, Yami.  Let me tell ya, yer ice cream was delish—wait… I mean… I didn't take your ice-cream!"

"Liar," Ryou coughed while randomly passing by.

Meanwhile the evil dog with a Yami known as Inu was outside ordering around Domino City's dogs; this was of course a plan to take over the world.

Okay, Team Milkbone will go cover the fire hydrants. And Team I Can't Believe It's Not Bacon will cover territory at Domino High. Puppies go find gullible owners, I'll expect a report by next week!

What will you do sir?  A Golden Retriever looked at Inu.

Inu looked at his human and her friends in the ice cream parlor.

I'm going to get some ice cream… ya know how us dogs like ice cream.

Isis slowly woke up in her hot shower.  The warmth of the water and the sweet scent of her soap made her feel pretty. She had to look her best for Yami.  She knew just how she was going to make her entrance…

((Isis's thought bubble))  An Egyptian beauty waltzed in, her tan skin matching perfectly with the black skimpy dress she was wearing, her high heels tapping against the tiles. She wasn't wearing any makeup, but then again, she didn't need it (according to her). When she walked into the room Yami, who had Kikai in his lap, pushed the silvery-haired girl off of him and patted his lap while staring at her dreamily.  Isis looked at the heartbroken Kikai, who was on the floor bawling her eyes out, soon comforted by her cousin.

Cry baby . . .

((Thought bubble end))

"Heh… seeing Kikai cry again is so amusing.  Hard to understand why Bakura would trust a weakling like her…"

She turned the shower off and wrapped herself in a towel.  Isis couldn't wait to meddle again…

"Well we're going to go, Yami."

Yugi took Pika Pika's hand and went to wherever (the author was too lazy to think of where they were going).

Amethyst and sapphire irises glanced at lavender eyes.

"We should follow them."

She threw her arms around her darling Yami.

"No, we shouldn't meddle in other people's love lives."

"But it's fun."

"Which do you think is more fun: stalking them or…" and he kissed her forcibly and wrapped his arm around her waist, "this?"

"This!"  Kikai kissed him back, which then resulted in a lot more kissing.

Ryou sweatdropped.  "Eh…pardon, could you please stop making out?"

The other lovers went um… um… to an unknown, super secret location so secret that even the author doesn't know where it is!

"I like cherry blossoms."

Pika Pika tried to make conversation.  The place they were at had many cherry trees scattering the lawn.

Yugi gave one of his innocent smiles.  "Do you like it here in Japan?"

She nodded and lay down on the wet grass.

"Do you want to try kissing again?"

A light blush rose to their cheeks.

"Sure. Hold on a sec."  Yugi turned his back and flipped through his book for more tips.

"Throw the book away, I want to know how you feel, not what some writer feels."

He threw the book away in some corner, then leaned over Pika Pika…

Geez, how long is this author gonna keep us out of character?

Meanwhile everything was going as planned.  Inu licked at his human's ice cream bowl.  She had left it plainly in his view.

Stupid humans and their 'love.'

Through the glass door the dog saw one of his lackeys waiting impatiently. He took one last lick at the bowl and padded over to his slave—er, helper in conquering the world.