The Yami Convention 2
*which includes a drunken Yami Yugi*
by Tat Claire Kokoro and Rhapsody Moonschild
|~*DISCLAIMER: Yu-Gi-Oh! is the property of Kazuki Takahashi. It does not belong to Rhapsody Moonschild and/or Tat Claire Kokoro. "Pika pika" may not be copyrighted, but just in case… Pokemon is not our property either. And for this chapter… DragonBall Z is not ours too. Darn that plagiarizing dog…*~|
CHAPTER FIFTEEN: ANOTHER (PLAGIARIZED) CANINE PLOT (by Tat)
Isis walked into the ice cream parlor without noticing Joun trailing behind her. He had hearts in his eyes and he was blushing so much he looked like his head would pop off any second.
She sat down and imagined how Kikai would take the pain of getting dumped by Yami—again. Many images flickered through her head, all of them satisfying her.
"Here's your ice cream." A girl put a bowl of vanilla ice cream in front of Isis.
"But I didn't order anything."
The girl pointed at a blonde teenager who had hearts surrounding him. "He got it for you." Then she whispered in Isis's ear, "I think he likes you. If I was you I would make the first move. Most guys really dig a girl who knows what she wants."
The Egyptian woman sweatdropped and glanced at Joun, who hurriedly sat at her table.
"Isis! I love you so much! Please accept this rose!" He handed her a rose and leaned forward to kiss her when the manager grabbed them by the nape of their necks and yelled.
"What is it with you young ones!? You think this is just some make-out spot!? First that odd-eyed girl and that spiky-haired kid, then that same girl with some evil-looking silver-haired guy—"
Isis blinked. Did he say Kikai and Bakura were making out?!
"This girl… what color were her eyes?"
The manager let them go and scratched his head. "One was blue and the other violet."
"And the silver-haired guy… did he resemble a worker here?"
"Former worker. I fired him."
"And what were the two doing that you had to kick them out?"
"Well, the girl just ran in here and hopped right in his lap and—"
Isis grinned.
"Oh my goddess! This is so perfect!"
She stormed out of the ice cream parlor before the manager could even finish.
Meanwhile Yugi was watching Bakura and Kikai from the window. He had tried sneaking in but Bakura had caught him and threatened that if he tried again that he would take out his intestines.
How could Kikai do this to Yami? I'm glad Bakura came across me and Pika Pika out there in the park… I was going to ask her afterwards. Ra, I love her. It's just not—
"It's just not fair!" Kikai sobbed in Bakura's arms. "Why can't I accept? Why am I scared?"
Bakura rubbed her back. "You shouldn't worry about that. What matters is, you aren't marrying him."
He felt his cousin cuddle closer to his chest. She didn't say anything; she just cried her heart out and then fell asleep. The thief kissed her forehead and slept also. They had enough for one day.
"Tea?"
Pika Pika held out a cup for Yami. The depressed pharaoh hadn't moved for hours or said anything. He was in his own mind, thinking and probably crying deep inside too.
Finally he said something. "Get me sake, a lot of sake."
"Yami, this is ridiculous. This isn't your fault so stop acting like a baby!"
"Sake!"
Pika Pika shot him a glare and walked out of his room to get some water to dump on him. On her way to the kitchen she boredly glanced into Yugi's room and saw a soft gleam under the bed. Curious, she went in, took the object out from under the bed and gasped.
Was this for me?
She fingered the ring; it was simply made. It had one diamond and inside the ring it said: To Pika Pika, from Yugi, etched in small cursive writing.
Inu the dog had other problems. His plan had failed. Ever since that annoying Bakura kid had hit all his servants with that mallet they refused to work for him anymore.
Damn it, now I gotta think of a plan. He licked his chops and thought, and thought and thought till a flower pot fell on his head.
Eureka! I've discovered gravity! The dog sweatdropped.
This is no time to plagiarize ideas. Wait, I could steal Bakura's idea of stealing the Millennium Items! Then after I've assembled them all together I can call upon the dragon and make a wish—scratch that, the 'calling upon the dragon and making a wish' is so DBZ.
With his plagiarized plan set in his mind, Inu began his journey in search of Malik; he was going to go after the Millennium Rod first.
