Hi!!! My name is music4life22. This is my first fic. I hope you like it! By the way, my sister is gigglygal.

Disclaimer: I don't own Codename: Kids Next Door. Now are you happy? ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

The Insane and Pointless Side of Codename: Kids Next Door ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Chapter Uno

When # 1 Attacks

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"CUT!" yells the director. "Ok, I'm back in action. Hey number 5 what does my schedule say?" said number 1. "Well you don't have anything on it at the moment." Said number 5. "Yes!!!!! Can you give me my jack hammer, I'm going to destroy number 4." Number 1 said excitedly. "Ok number 1, here it is." Said number 5.
"(Hides ax behind his back) Hey number 4, come here, I have to tell you something." Number 1 said.
"What?" says number 4.
"Here get cut in half (swings ax)." number 1 said.
"Cut! That was a perfect shot. Can you do that again?" the director said excitedly.
"NO!!!!!! That wasn't acting anyway (crushes camera with ax)!" number 1 said.
"My poor defenseless camera! You're a meanie (starts sucking thumb and crying at same time)." The director screamed.
"Well that serves you well. Now let me get back to crushing number 4. Hey number 4 we haven't finished our business yet!" number 1 yelled.
"Hey I didn't do nothing, don't hurt me (starts crying and sucking thumb just like the director.)."
"Well I guess I can hold it off until next week sometime." Number 1 replied.
"Thank you!!! (Starts kissing number 1's feet) I cant thank you enough for sparing my life. (Starts dancing in ballet) LaLaLaLa goes the music in the play of my story of number 1, LaLaLaLa MeMeMeMe! Number 4 says stupidly.
"Will you shut up or I'll change my mind!" number 1 said sharply.
"Ok, fine I'll go read the encyclopedia of independence." Number 4 said.
"Why do you need to read that?" number 1 asked.
"Because I am going to make another Kids next door show that has ballet and I need to make myself independent." Number 4 said.
"Whatever you say weirdo." Number 1 said strangely.

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~*Music4life22*~