Chapter 2

disclaimer: i do not own yu-gi-oh

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kaiba: hey yugi what about our duel? (cries and moaps away)

(at Lucky Ducky Land) (a/n: if there is such a place....i dont own it)

joey: i call da helicopter!

otogi: i call spaceship

anzu: i call the horse

yugi: i call the monkey

honda: and i call the pheonix mobile

every1 else: (silence)

joey: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! it looks like Ra! holy crap!

anzu: giddi-up horsey

joey: aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh Ra Ra Ra!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

honda: i like the pheonix mobile!

otogi: houston we have a problem!

houston: there's always a problem, cant ya just call in to say hi?! (a/n: i dont own the fairly odd parents or houston or that movie quote)

YGO cast: O_O?

yugi: alright lets go get pictures w/lucky ducky

every1 esle: YAY!

(in yami's soul room)

yami: my aibou's a 5 year old...

(after pictures with the duck)

evry1: WALMART IS NEXT

honda: mwaaaaa mwaaaaaaaaa mwaaaaaaa , i luv wal-mart aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

every1 else: 0_0

honda: what?

(at walmart)

yugi: look im on a shirt!

joey: Ra! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh (a/n how sad he is still paranoied....)

(back at the tower)

kaiba: where are you yugi!!!!!! its not over until the fat lady sings!!!!!

fat lady: laaaaaaaaa laaaaaaaaa laaaaaaaa (keeps on singin)

kaiba: well this stinks...

(back at walmart)

(honda pushes otogi around in a cart)

wal-mart employee: stop that children!!!!

honda and otogi: sorry mister

employee: im a misses you perverts!

honda and otogi: perverts????? O_o;

(back at the tower)

serenity: dont worry kaiba ill keep you company

kaiba: (in very bored voice) what joy this brings to my soul -_-,,

serenity: yay! we'll be friends

kaiba: ya....whatever

(back at walmart)

yami: look a pencil!

yugi: is that all you like?

yami: no i like Slypher, Slypher the sky dragon aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!

joey: ya kno what i like? KOSHER SALT!!

every1 else: O_o

joey: why does everybody always look at me like that? T_T

anzu: (trips and breaks into exactly 67 pieces)

yugi: noooo! not anzu!!!!!!

yami: never liked her -.-;

honda: tractor phone!!!!!!!!

otogi: 0_0

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R&R.......i shall make more twisted fics soon D