Hey!!!! It's music4life22 with another chapter of my new story!! Sorry to the people that really like this story, I couldn't update cuz I was on vacation. Well hope you like you like this chapter................ Toodles!

~*music4life22*~ Disclaimer: I don't own Codename Kids Next Door and I never will!!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Chapter 3

I Need To Tan!!!!

Number 5 lay relaxing at the beach watching the clouds run by when all of a sudden number 4 comes by and trips over a pile of sand and she hears him say, "Hey number 5, you have to come help us catch Count Spankyoulot. He is torturing number 1!". "I don't care about stupid number 1, I'm tanning." Number 5 said. "I don't care about you damn tan, we need your help!!!" number 4 replied. And number 5 said meaningfully, "But number 4, I'm tanning. I've got to finish this bottle of tanning lotion because I don't want it to go to waste. Plus I need a tan you f$$$*** idiot!!" "Hey you don't have to be so mean (starts sucking thumb). I'm going to tell my momma (takes out cell phone on calls his momma)." Ring...ring...ring (his mom picks up phone) "Hello" number 4's mom says. "Hey mom it's me. I was wondering if you could come down to Palm Beach and teach number 5 a lesson, she hurt my feelings and made me suck my thumb!" number 5 cried. "Ok baby cakes. I'll be there faster than the speed of light (is at the beach in a second)." Number 4 momma said. "Wow mom that was fast!" number 4 said in amazement. "Yea I know (takes of belt and pants and shirt and winds up being a very fat women sumo wrestler that has a mini shirt on) now lets get down to business." Number 4's mom said meanly. "Bring it on old lady" number 5 replied. Then number 4's mom practically almost killed number 5! Hey, (starts sucking thumb) now I'm going to call my momma (takes out cell phone and calls her momma) Ring... Ring...ring (mom picks up cell phone)." number 5 said. "Hello" number 5's mom said. "Hey mom it's me, can you come down to palm beach and beat up number 4's mom?" number 5 said. " Sure honey" number 5's mom replied. And in a few minutes number 5's mom was up and ready as a sumo wrestler just like number 4's mom.
SECURITY ALERT SICURITY ALET! CHILDREN ARE WATCHING SHOW WITH MORE VIOLANCE THAN ALOUD (children's mom walks in). "Ok, what show were you watching?" the children's mom said. "We were watching a Kids Next Door Behind the Scenes show." The children said. "Dang, it happened again. Sorry kids I accidentally turned that show on alarm on. Here I'll turn it back on." The mom said. Click! Number 4's mom and number 5's mom were both getting ready to fight when they both said, "Do you want to not help your child and go get a sub from Subway?" "Ok" they both said. So they went walking away singing: Subway, eat fresh. "Well I guess are moms aren't going to beat themselves up." Number 4 said. "Yea. Well goodbye I have to get on with my tanning." Said number 5. "No you don't! I came 1,000 miles just to get you and this is how you treat me!" number 4 cried. "Well I guess you should have call my cell phone instead you dumbass!" number 5 replied. "You didn't have to be so mean (starts sucking thumb). I'm gonna go call my daddy!...................................... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ I stopped the chappie there cuz you already would know what would happen next. And it would have been boring just to listen to the same thing happen but just with dads. Sooooooooooooo hope you liked this chapter and please R+R! Well tanx 4 reading this chappie!!! ~*toodles

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