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Chapter 34 - The war starts
Link and Mikau stayed hidden behind a rock, watching the Gerudo packing and leaving their fortress. They seemed on planning to move, but the two boys didn't know where to since they weren't packing their ships. The only ship that set sail was a small boat with only ten Gerudo women and a Zora they didn't know. There was something strange about that Zora, he seemed to be white and grey, instead of white and blue. But that wasn't the only thing. The Gerudo never liked the Zora, but they seemed thrilled about this one. After the boat left, the Gerudo set out to the passage way to Tempora field. They stopped and looked one more time to their old fortress, just before it exploded in a loud bang. The fisherman stormed out of his house in panic and suddenly found himself surrounded by these beautiful women. He opened his mouth to speak but before he could say anything one of them jumped forward and drove her tongue in his open mouth. The fisherman, who was of course stunned, reacted in the only way he could think of, he pushed his tongue in her mouth and started to kiss her. Quickly the woman withdrew her tongue and bit. The fisherman let out a muzzled scream and grabbed his mouth, trying to stop the blood from flowing out, not quite realizing what just happened. As several Gerudo laughed, one of them turned him around by grabbing his shoulder and slit his throat with her sword. He fell down, nearly decapitated, in the golden sand that quickly turned red. The two boys tried to hide deeper behind their rock, praying that the pirates wouldn't see them.
"Come on, my girls," the Gerudo captain shouted while she positioned herself on the corpse of the fisherman, "we now must go to invade the swamps. If all is going to plan, the Gorons have already started their war on Clocktown, we must help them by attacking them from behind. We shall stay here for a little while until our sisters have placed the explosives to cut of the Great Bay from Tempora so we won't have any trouble with the Zora later on."
Mikau glanced at Link who nodded and the two boys dove down, to warn the others about the danger that threatened Tempora.
"Captain! The explosives are ready!" The young Gerudo pirate shouted.
"Very well," the captain nodded and looked over her troops, "now we shall move out and overrun Tempora, nothing will be able to stand in our wa-ungh."
She looked down in disbelief at the great fin sticking out of her chest. She then had the power to look up and see the Zora coming out of the ocean, waving their swords, spears and other weapons. She was dead before she hit the ground.
It must be said, only a small part of the Gerudo's panicked when they realised their leader was gone, but a small part is enough to hinder the others, and that's never good when you're being charged by a large army. The first wave of Zora easily broke through the unprepared Gerudo defences but were slaughtered by the hard-core pirates behind them. The Gerudo drove the Zora's back with their long scimitars that quickly turned blue from Zora blood but the Zora had somehow found a long forgotten memory of ancient combat and bloodlust so they kept coming, only stopping to decapitate their opponent and place their head on their spears. Link and Mikau were also in the fight, jumping between Gerudo, slashing with their fins and their knives, leaving a trail of blood and even entrails on the way. Even the fun loving Jappas was cleaving with a huge axe through Gerudo women, until a halberd stopped him in his tracks. He still managed to break the halberd and left this axe buried deep in his attacker and when he looked down to the blade of the halberd, deep in his stomach, he smiled and whispered, "hey, at least I had a blast" and died.
One of the Gerudo at the back remembered the explosives and tried to reach them to detonate the rockwall so the Zora would be buried (along with many Gerudo, but she feared she had no other choice). Just as she reached the detonator, she got kicked in the back. She drew her sword and turned around. A small Zora boy was standing before her with a bloody knife.
"What the fuck do you think you're doing bitch?" he asked with a serious look on his face.
"Do you really think you can stand a chance to us, little boy?" she grinned, pulling out her scimitar.
"Yo Link, this cunt wants to know if we stand a chance." He shouted.
The Gerudo saw behind the boy a Gerudo fall and another Zora boy pulled his knife out of the body, licking the blood of the blade. Her grin froze.
"Mmm, virgin blood," Link grinned.
"You know, I could make a joke about you having your periods, with all this blood," the first boy continued, "but my mother raised a polite nice boy, so I'm just gonna gut you."
"Funny you should say that," her grin returned as an act of final desperation, "but I happen to have my periods now, so you can imagine I'm pretty pissed."
She jumped forward to charge Mikau, but he did a backflip and Link stabbed her in the side when she landed. The Gerudo lashed out with her fist and knocked the boy against the wall. She looked down at the knife deep in her side, blood running down her thigh. Strangely enough, she thought, it didn't hurt.
"Guess you are having your periods, bitch," she looked up and saw Mikau's foot draw nearer at great speed, knocking her back, "let's see if you can fuckin' bleed some more."
Mikau started slashing at her body but she couldn't even scream as his knife penetrated deeply into her flesh. She just felt colder and colder until she froze in a black dream.
"She's dead, dude," Link stopped his brother, "time to find another victim. And oh," he started to grin, "I wouldn't make anymore of those pms jokes, you'll tick someone off, I'm sure."
"Who the fuck would I tick off? I fucking kill all those bitches." Was the reply.
The battle went on for hours and by the end of the day the beach was more coloured red than blue. The fight had ended when the remaining Gerudo ran away through the pass to Tempora field were Clocktown had fallen under the Goron attack force. The Zora didn't pursue them since they were vulnerable too far away from the water. But when they heard the news of the war in Tempora, they swore they would kill any human or Goron, foolish enough to come to the Great Bay.
AN: So the war in Tempora begins, only to spread over the neighbouring lands, to finally engulf Hyrule. And now you know why this fic is rated R.
Chapter 34 - The war starts
Link and Mikau stayed hidden behind a rock, watching the Gerudo packing and leaving their fortress. They seemed on planning to move, but the two boys didn't know where to since they weren't packing their ships. The only ship that set sail was a small boat with only ten Gerudo women and a Zora they didn't know. There was something strange about that Zora, he seemed to be white and grey, instead of white and blue. But that wasn't the only thing. The Gerudo never liked the Zora, but they seemed thrilled about this one. After the boat left, the Gerudo set out to the passage way to Tempora field. They stopped and looked one more time to their old fortress, just before it exploded in a loud bang. The fisherman stormed out of his house in panic and suddenly found himself surrounded by these beautiful women. He opened his mouth to speak but before he could say anything one of them jumped forward and drove her tongue in his open mouth. The fisherman, who was of course stunned, reacted in the only way he could think of, he pushed his tongue in her mouth and started to kiss her. Quickly the woman withdrew her tongue and bit. The fisherman let out a muzzled scream and grabbed his mouth, trying to stop the blood from flowing out, not quite realizing what just happened. As several Gerudo laughed, one of them turned him around by grabbing his shoulder and slit his throat with her sword. He fell down, nearly decapitated, in the golden sand that quickly turned red. The two boys tried to hide deeper behind their rock, praying that the pirates wouldn't see them.
"Come on, my girls," the Gerudo captain shouted while she positioned herself on the corpse of the fisherman, "we now must go to invade the swamps. If all is going to plan, the Gorons have already started their war on Clocktown, we must help them by attacking them from behind. We shall stay here for a little while until our sisters have placed the explosives to cut of the Great Bay from Tempora so we won't have any trouble with the Zora later on."
Mikau glanced at Link who nodded and the two boys dove down, to warn the others about the danger that threatened Tempora.
"Captain! The explosives are ready!" The young Gerudo pirate shouted.
"Very well," the captain nodded and looked over her troops, "now we shall move out and overrun Tempora, nothing will be able to stand in our wa-ungh."
She looked down in disbelief at the great fin sticking out of her chest. She then had the power to look up and see the Zora coming out of the ocean, waving their swords, spears and other weapons. She was dead before she hit the ground.
It must be said, only a small part of the Gerudo's panicked when they realised their leader was gone, but a small part is enough to hinder the others, and that's never good when you're being charged by a large army. The first wave of Zora easily broke through the unprepared Gerudo defences but were slaughtered by the hard-core pirates behind them. The Gerudo drove the Zora's back with their long scimitars that quickly turned blue from Zora blood but the Zora had somehow found a long forgotten memory of ancient combat and bloodlust so they kept coming, only stopping to decapitate their opponent and place their head on their spears. Link and Mikau were also in the fight, jumping between Gerudo, slashing with their fins and their knives, leaving a trail of blood and even entrails on the way. Even the fun loving Jappas was cleaving with a huge axe through Gerudo women, until a halberd stopped him in his tracks. He still managed to break the halberd and left this axe buried deep in his attacker and when he looked down to the blade of the halberd, deep in his stomach, he smiled and whispered, "hey, at least I had a blast" and died.
One of the Gerudo at the back remembered the explosives and tried to reach them to detonate the rockwall so the Zora would be buried (along with many Gerudo, but she feared she had no other choice). Just as she reached the detonator, she got kicked in the back. She drew her sword and turned around. A small Zora boy was standing before her with a bloody knife.
"What the fuck do you think you're doing bitch?" he asked with a serious look on his face.
"Do you really think you can stand a chance to us, little boy?" she grinned, pulling out her scimitar.
"Yo Link, this cunt wants to know if we stand a chance." He shouted.
The Gerudo saw behind the boy a Gerudo fall and another Zora boy pulled his knife out of the body, licking the blood of the blade. Her grin froze.
"Mmm, virgin blood," Link grinned.
"You know, I could make a joke about you having your periods, with all this blood," the first boy continued, "but my mother raised a polite nice boy, so I'm just gonna gut you."
"Funny you should say that," her grin returned as an act of final desperation, "but I happen to have my periods now, so you can imagine I'm pretty pissed."
She jumped forward to charge Mikau, but he did a backflip and Link stabbed her in the side when she landed. The Gerudo lashed out with her fist and knocked the boy against the wall. She looked down at the knife deep in her side, blood running down her thigh. Strangely enough, she thought, it didn't hurt.
"Guess you are having your periods, bitch," she looked up and saw Mikau's foot draw nearer at great speed, knocking her back, "let's see if you can fuckin' bleed some more."
Mikau started slashing at her body but she couldn't even scream as his knife penetrated deeply into her flesh. She just felt colder and colder until she froze in a black dream.
"She's dead, dude," Link stopped his brother, "time to find another victim. And oh," he started to grin, "I wouldn't make anymore of those pms jokes, you'll tick someone off, I'm sure."
"Who the fuck would I tick off? I fucking kill all those bitches." Was the reply.
The battle went on for hours and by the end of the day the beach was more coloured red than blue. The fight had ended when the remaining Gerudo ran away through the pass to Tempora field were Clocktown had fallen under the Goron attack force. The Zora didn't pursue them since they were vulnerable too far away from the water. But when they heard the news of the war in Tempora, they swore they would kill any human or Goron, foolish enough to come to the Great Bay.
AN: So the war in Tempora begins, only to spread over the neighbouring lands, to finally engulf Hyrule. And now you know why this fic is rated R.
