DISCLAIMER: Resident Evil and all associated characters are the exclusive property of Capcom. A fictional story made purely for entertainment.

Rating: PG-13 for language and impure thoughts later in the fic ^_~.

Imagine That

Chapter Two: Hello, Ms. Valentine

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"It's about damn time!" Forrest exclaimed with a hearty laugh to his peers on the balcony.

"Yeah, bout time they fixed that candy machine." Joseph sighed with relief, completely off in what Forrest was implying.

"No, you dufus, he's talking about Jill." Edward shook his head, at Joseph's sudden strike of stupidity.

"Oh, yeah, Jill...man she's hot." Joseph agreed and shrugged off Edward's comment.

"No kidding, a fresh curvy young thang, 23 years of age outta the Delta Force. That's what I'm talking about." Forrest smirked

"Yeah right, like Jill would ever go for a jerk like you." Edward commented, a spice of jealousy in his voice.

"Really? So who'd she go for hmm?" Forest said, sarcasm written all over his features.

"Well, uh..." Edward fumbled.

"You? With your lame gumpy ass!" Forest asked, "Please!"

"Come on Forest, is it really that serious?" Joseph, pleaded to keep the tension down.

"I'm gonna just start calling you gumpy, Edward Gump!" Forest teased

"Shut the hell up, Forest." Edward sneered.

"Is Mr. Gump getting upset?" Forest sneered back, then leaned back on the railing with his arms crossed.

Suddenly the metal door creaked, and out popped Chris with a prevalent smile on his face.

"Guys?" Chris greeted.

"Eh, Chris how are things?" Joseph greeted with a cherry smile.

"Great, just great." Chris said pulling out a cigarette, and using his bronze lighter he'd had for long time to light it.

"Thought you were quitting?" Forest queried. "UH.....I lied." Chris puffed the smoke and gave the old fashion "smoker's face"

Joseph chuckled, and Edward looked at Forest still upset about the whole gumpy situation.

"I'm sure you've seen Jill right?" Joseph, kinda hated to ask, especially with the whole argument that erupted a few moments ago.

"Yeah, Valentine?" Chris replied leaning on the rail next to Forest, as if he didn't know =/.

"That's it?" Joseph asked with a raised eyebrow.

"What else am I supposed to say?" Chris asked, with a shrug.

"Well, Dufus Mcgee, and Dufus Mcgrooder over there are arguing over how hot Jill is and who she'll go with." Joseph pretty much summarized the previous events.

"Shut-up Joseph, you don't know what your talking about." Forest snapped at him.

"Man you shut-up! I'm tired of you acting so big all the time Forest.....You...you damn jerk!" Joseph quipped with a not so good comeback.

"Yeah, damn asshole!" Edward added his two cents.

"Ok! Hold it! Let's calm down shall we boys?" Chris tried his best to calm the situation.

"That's it, both of you are off my Christmas card list." Forest said totally ignoring Chris's plead.

"You all have serious problems....and what the hell is a Dufus Mcgrudder? Joseph?" Chris asked out of the blue.

"Hey boys? Am I allowed out here? Or is this the boys club?" Jill stepped onto the balcony, clad in her blue S.T.A.R.S uniform minus the beret.

"Uh..wow..hi...uh Jill..." Joseph gaped.

"Jill, Err...Ms. Valentine...uh hi." Edward said nervously, he fidgeted and tried to stop himself from staring at her.

"Excuse these chumps...my little baget." Forest flashed his best smile, and put his arm around her.

"Speyer....I've heard of ya." Jill snided

"All good I reckon?" Forest smiled again.

"Uh...yeah." Jill said removing his arm from her shoulder.

"Frost, Dewey and Chris...Redfield." Jill smiled overtly at Chris.

Chris politely took the cigarette from his mouth and discarded it, he ran a hand through his spiked hair and grinned all in one fluid move.

"I won't keep you guys, I just wanted to get a feel of the precinct ." Jill said twirling a stand of hair around her finger.

"I can show you around...y'know...the lounge, the armory, the janitor's closet..." Forest smirked seductively.

"What was that last one?" Jill asked, although she knew what he said, she was a little amused at his antics.

"Oh brother, hey Forest! You have something brown on your nose." Joseph said outright.

"What? Where?" Forest snubbed his nose missing the joke.

Jill smiled and looked at Chris who had turned his attention away from the whole situation, and was looking in the opposite direction.

Jill studied his features, everything about him just screamed strong, a pure masculine essence. His brown hair up in a spike, it was so cute, eyes deep dark brown and his face angular and defined. His build wasn't to shabby either, and that ass phew! hot damn!

"Jill?" You all right?" Edward asked

"Huh?...Uh yeah, sorry kinda spaced out there." Jill smiled and felt a blush come to her face she hoped Chris wasn't looking....well...his wasn't...so-

"Fantasizing about me." Forrest ginned.

"That's for me to know." "Anyway, I"ll be heading back now Captain Wesker gonna swear me in and all that junk." Jill smiled, waved and took her leave.

"Mmm, mmm, mmm. Now that's nice." Forest smirked checking out her backside through those formfitting combat pants.

"Yeah..." Joseph said taking a peek as well.

"Eh, Chris check it out." Forest said nudging him with his elbow.

"What?" Chris asked

"Will ya look at that." Forest pointed like a little kid.

"Forest come on man." Chris rolled his eyes at his immaturity.

"Just look, hurry before she leaves." Forest hurried him.

"Tch!" Chris looked out the corner of his eye and found himself staring....the poor male mind....*tsk* *tsk*

"Wouldn't mind handling that." Forest leaned against the railing and grinned.

"You were laying it on thick Forest, I'm surprised you didn't scare her." Edward snided.

"Like you were any better gumpy! With your ol mumbling, bumbling, stumbling, self." Forest, countered back.

"You guys are seriously hopeless." Chris said the a sigh and shook his head.

"Jill's gone Chris you can quit with the adult act." Joseph smiled.

"It ain't an act, she's only a woman....nothing more...nothing less." Chris shrugged

"Ah get outta here, with that Chris. Quit lying too yourself." Forest punched him on the shoulder.

"Is it really that serious?" Chris questioned.

"Yes, it's that serious, did you see her ass, man? It was...beautiful..." Forest held his hands in front of his face and imagined...

"This is high school mess." Chris said breaking Forest's fantasy mode.

"Okay, okay, whatever all I know is that I'm getting me some of that Jill." Forest smirked.

Chris looked at him, a little defensively, why? He couldn't figure it out but the back of his mind was yelling at him to stop lying to himself. Yes, he was attracted to Jill, yes she was gorgeous and yes...she had a nice ass. But...that's not what it's all about....right?

Chris looked away from Forest and peered over the balcony it would prove to be interesting with the elusive Jill Valentine aboard this ship of fools.

Note: Ho, ho, Looks like Forest is out to stake claims on Jill *gasp* can't let that happen can we? Thanks to those who are reviewing you really don't know how good that makes me feel when reviews are positive. Take care all, oh and leave a review for me k? =p