This song is dedicated to supporters of S.P.E.W. thanx Xpuppet! A special thanx to my friends little sis Edna She gave me the idea for this song.
DISCLAIMER:I do not own Harry Potter or any of the characters from the books nor do I own the musical Annie (Thank God)This is sung to the tune of It's a hard knock life.
The house elfs are cooking in Hogwarts kitchens and you know, singing while cooking and cleaning (Funny image huh?) About their life.
The house elfs singing IT'S THE HOUSE ELF LIFE from the musical Annie.
It's the house elf life for us!
It's the house elf life for us!
'Stead a treated we get tricked,
'Stead a kisses we get kicked!
It's the house elf life!
Got no clothes to speak of, so!
It's the house elf row we hoe.
Pillow cases, 'stead of shirts,
Slythrin masters, 'they hurt!
It's the house elf life!
Don't it feel like the wind is always howlin'?
Don't it seem like there's never any light?
You can not to throw the towel in because this is a job we like
Well It's easier than puttin' up a fight.
No one's there when your dreams at night get creepy,
no one cares if you grow or if you shrink.
No one dries when your eyes get wet and weepy,
from the cryin' you would think this place would sink.
Oh!
Empty-Belly Life!
Rotten, Smelly Life!
Full of sorrow life!
No tomorrow life!
Freedom we never see.
Freedom whats that, who's he?
No one cares for you a smidge,
when you work for people like Malfoy and Umbridge!
It's the house elf life.
(Yes it is)
It's the house elf life.
(Yes it is)
It's the house elf life.
