What will happen in chapter two? Why does Riku wear those pants? Why does everything taste like

chicken? Read to find out in.....

-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/-/Chapter Two!!\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-(ta-da)

Testing, 1,2,3

Sora stood up and brushed himself off. 'Where am I,' he thought. He looked around. He was standing on

what seemed to be a large stained glass window. The picture on it was of a girl that made Sora think some

strange thoughts indeed. Sora grinned and fell over, twitching slightly. Than a voice boomed across his

mind.

"All right, on your feet you stupid moron. We have a lot to do and less tome to do it in, and I have to be at

the dentist in ten minutes (read quickly). Sora got to his feet and dumbly stared around. "Erm..." he murmured.

"Shut up! Now, I start testing you and teaching you stuff. Can you walk? Yes? Good. Now hold on to your underwear."

The ground rumbled under Sora. Three stone pillars burst through the glass, each with a weapon suspended by a bit of fishing line over it.

"Pick one," snapped the voice, " and be quick about it." Sora walked to the pillar with a staff hanging from its string. Ungracefully, he clambered onto the pillar, and snapped the staff off the line.

"Okay. This is the part where I explain about your weapons. This is a staff. Got that?" Some part of Sora's dormant brain ground into action. "Uh," he asked ,"Who the hell are you?" He said as politely as he could.

"Nobody"

"Then why are you talking to me?"

"Fine! My name is Muttermuttermutter."

"Didn't quite catch that."

"My name is Alouisios Jemima Nosepicker, if you really must know, now, this is a staff. It's just about useless. That over there, is a shield. The best part about shields is that stuff happens on the other side. The last weapon is a sword. It's really big and really pointy. The concept of sword usage is simple. Hold one end and stick the other end into someone. Which do you want to keep, and which to you want to give up?"

Sora thought for a moment, and picked the sword and gave up the staff. Then the floor gave out. He tumbled down to another level of stained glass, where he landed on his face. He recovered in time to recover from the fall this time, which was good because he had time to jump out of the way of the sword falling after him. He wrenched the sword out of the glass and heard the voice say, "All right. You picked the sword. Let's see how well you can use it."

For a few seconds Sora stared around blankly before he realized that there were shadows on the floor besides his own. He gripped the sword tighter, and his hands began to sweat. The shadows took form... Sora relaxed slightly. The shadows looked like shapeless insects with little lights in their heads where someone better at designing villains would put eyes. On the other hand, Selphie looked like a cute little kid until you were on the receiving end of her jump rope. A shadow attacked.

The world slipped away from Sora. This was a battle. Nothing else mattered. He dismissed the first shadow with a cleaving chop that cut it in two. He found himself surrounded by four others and set of after one of them with his signature spinning combo. The back lash hit one off of the glass pillar and into the surrounding abyss. The last shadow was quicker than the others. When Sora sliced after it, the thing sidestepped it and charged after him. Sora was knocked over backwards, and the shadow's claws tore strips out of his sweater. He dropped the sword and threw the thing bodily from him. It landed with a thud and dissolved into a pool of darkness. Sora came out of his battle-haze as the pool of darkness began to spread. Sora ran away from it and executed a perfect impression of a giraffe attempting a swan dive over the side.

This time, He landed on his feet on the next window. This one had a rather tacky pattern of hearts and flowers.

"Okay, now it's time for you to fill out your resume," said the voice. A desk and a piece of paper and pen appeared. The glass creaked under the weight. "You have five minutes." Sora panicked for the first four, and came up with one line during the fifth. The end product read:

As Per Gaming Manual.

The glass broke out from under him. The window he landed on had another princess-ish thing on it. There was a mist covered green spot near he nose that made her look quite less attractive than she could have.

"I suggest you replenish your health before your final test," said the voice. "You do that by standing on the green thing." Sora shuffled over to it and sure enough, he felt a burst of energy. The test began.

He could tell because his shadow suddenly turned into a giant shadow thing with really messy hair. It had a heart shaped hole in the middle of it's chest. Sora looked down and found that he was holding his sword. The giant raised a fist and slammed it into the glass, creating a spiraling pool of gooey black stuff. Smaller shadows began emerging from it. Sora ran to engage them and accidentally slashed the giant's hand. It roared in agony, and Sora jumped on it's trembling hand and started stabbing like a maddened woodpecker. The giant lifted it's fist with Sora still on it and he was thrown into the thing's hair. Sora turned his head and found himself looking into a huge yellow eye. With an evil grin, he kicked out hard. The giant threw back its head, and Sora closed his eyes...