DISCLAIMER: Resident Evil and all associated characters are the exclusive property of Capcom. A fictional story made purely for entertainment.

Rating: PG-13 for language and impure thoughts later in the fic ^_~.

Imagine That

Chapter Four: Strictly Business...

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Chris sat in the armory, completely silent, he fiddled with an unloaded 9 mm Beretta.

"Ok, just gonna teach her the basics...yeah." Chris had been telling himself that the whole time he'd been sitting in the room.

Yeah he wanted to teach her some things, but they certainly weren't gonna be basic. But Chris was a gentlemen, none of that naughty stuff was gonna cross his mind once Jill got there, he'd make sure of it...he promised himself.

"No dirty thoughts..."

Repeat

"No dirty thoughts..."

And Repeat

"No dirty thoughts..."

Again

"No dirty thoughts..."

Sing Along!

"No dirty thoughts..."

"No dirty though_____EH! Jill?" Chris got up as the door to the armory opened, Jill walked in a little startled by his err...eagerness.

"Shall we begin?" Chris began a bit lamely.

*This sounds like a porno flick...already!* Chris thought too himself

"Yeah, let's do this." Jill shared in the excitement....if you wanna call it that.

"All right, here." Chris said handing the gun to Jill, then taking a few steps back.

"Show me your stance." Chris commanded.

Jill looked at him, then at the gun.

"This isn't loaded is it?" Jill asked

"No, just show me your stance." Chris said, honestly he wanted to get this over with as painlessly as possible.

Jill held the gun and aimed at an invisible target.

"Like this?" She asked

"Nah, no wonder you aim is off, your standing crooked." Chris explained.

"Ok?...Uh could you help me? How am I supposed to stand?" Jill asked a little irritated, how the heck was she supposed to know.

Chris treaded to her, and looked at her quizzically.

"What? Do I have something on my face?" Jill asked nervously, he was awfully close now.

"Ok, stand straight." Chris said putting his hands softly on her waist.

Jill did as told, and stood as straight as she could, though she couldn't help but tense up with a good looking man so intimately close to you it's only natural right?

"I feel your tension, let go of some of that." Chris tried to ease her, but he didn't know he was doing the opposite.

"Uh...yeah sorry." Jill tried her best to relax...it wasn't working.

"Now put your feet slightly apart, and raise the gun." Chris explained, though he hadn't noticed that he was talking quietly to her.

Jill, exhaled hard this was getting kind of hot, but this was not the time for it. She did what Chris asked her to do and awaited his next command.

"All right...good." Chris smiled

"...Anything else?" Jill whispered, things were getting quiet.

"Your arms...are kinda bent too much..."Chris cleared his throat.

Jill straighten her arms, and looked at Chris through the corner of her eye.

"Good?" She asked.

"Uh...let me...oh uh...do you mind if I fix your stance a little?" Chris wanted permission he wasn't trying to get his "jimmy" kicked.

"Oh...um no, please help me fix this." Jill was surprised he hadn't tried to pull something by now, odd, men are so confusing.

Chris was right up on her, he extended his arms so that they were in synch with Jill's arms and both of their were intermingled on the gun.

"Now...uh, if the gun were loaded...you would have to make sure you had yourself braced." Chris's voice had gotten huskier all of sudden.

Jill didn't seem to notice, she was to busy feeling snugly. However she didn't wanna seem like a damn freak so she heard bits and pieces of what he was saying.

"You need to be especially mindful of this when dealing with larger guns." Chris was sweating bullets, but his able to hide this from Jill.

*Ok, Redfield and "friend" as long as we don't get excited we'll be fine...* Chris told himself, but it was getting a bit hard for him *no pun inteneded =p*

Jill's ankle was a bit wobbly from standing straight for long. She relaxed bit, but this sent that derriere of hers into Chris's awaiting eager friend. Well, that did it, Chris felt the stiffness coming, but once again now was not the time, to get all horny like a damn highschooler...unfortunately that already happened. It was silent, the two of them stood there for what seemed like hours but it was only a few seconds until, the door to the Armory opened.

"What? What, in the world is going on-" Forest began

"Oooh, check it out, Chrisy and Jilly sit-in in a tree K-I-S-S_" Joseph began to singsong.

"Man shut that shit up." Forest sneered.

"Tch!" Joseph smacked his teeth and sneered back.

"What were YOU guys doing?" Forest interrogated.

Chris had already let go of Jill and was facing away from Forest and the others, uh he was dealing with a "problem".

"None of your business, Forest your so damned nosey." Jill wanted get Forest off her back.

"Temper, Temper there Ms. Valentine. I mean inquiring minds want to know." Forest smirked at her.

"Yeah, well if you keep on inquiring your gonna have a boot up your ass." Jill threaten.

"Ah ha! That's what you get Forest! You damn jerk!" Joseph instigated

"Man, shut up! It's quiet time for Joseph." Forest shushed him with a finger.

"Whatever!...jerk" Joseph mumbled.

"What's wrong? If it wasn't anything serious you can tell me." Forest smiled an old fashion Kool-Aid-Grin.

"I ain't gotta tell you shit, now get out of my way! Come on Chris!" Jill began to walk to the exit, but Chris was trying to err..."calm" himself down

Forest side-stepped and blocked her way.

"So ya'll fucked in the Armory room, how kinky...Chris...you dog!" Forest assumed.

Jill gasped at the vulgarness of it all.

"Forest, you don't what the hell your talking about." Jill was already pissed at him, Forest was digging his own grave.

"Sure, did he treat you good Jill? You know I bet I could do you a lot better." Forest got into Jill's face.

"When you grow one, we'll talk, but in the mean time your gonna have to get out of my face." Jill warned, Forest was cruising for bruising.

"Forest.....leave her alone." Chris warned, his voice a bit raspy.

"Chris?" "You ok?" Jill asked a bit concerned

Jill examined Chris, he looked sick, but then she really couldn't tell cause is sorta dark in armory.

"Yeah...ah...yeah...I'm fine." Chris looked away from her, and made sure he was turned around completely.

"Don't worry Jillian, we still have a date in the janitors closet." Forest chuckled.

Jill turned swiftly and kicked Forest in the stomach, completely knocking the wind out of him. He feel to his knees trying to cached his breath

"Help...*gasp*." Forest gasped for air.

"Jerk." Jill spat at him and left the Armory.

"Jill..wait a sec." Chris swiftly by passed Forest and Joseph and ran after her.

Joseph looked around, and then looked at Forest on the floor.

"That's what you get.....bastard!" Joseph felt pretty big, even though Forest was in pain on the floor and couldn't say anything back to him *real smooth Joseph, your a big man now =/*

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"Jill! Wait." Chris stumbled, as he caught up with her.

"I'm sorry, Chris he really just annoys the heck outta me sometimes. I hope he dies a slow death and is brutally pecked to death by mutant crows or something. Jill sneered.

"Jill, don't wish stuff like that on people, Forest was just playing." Chris explained, though he don't why he was sticking up for Forest, especially how he kept on the way he did.

"Are you ok?" Jill asked in a completely concerned tone, ignoring the whole Forest situation.

"I'm...fine." Chris simply put it, yeah he was fine all right.

"Well, thanks for helping me with my aim and everything, I'm thankful really." Jill felt a little shy all of sudden.

"No, problem...anytime." Chris smiled to her and stared into her pale blue eyes, which shown brightly back at him. A few minutes in the Armory really would've done some good...but once again, Chris was a gentleman...a horny gentleman but a gentleman all the same.

"Uh, I'm gonna head back to the office...wanna come with me?" Jill offered a little unsure.

"I'll be there shortly, uh gotta go lock up the armory."Chris fumbled for an excuse.

"Oh...ok, well don't be too long." Jill smiled softly and took her leave.

Chris sighed, He really needed some "alone" time, He didn't think he could handle another situation like that...

Author's Note: Phew, poor Chrisy almost got caught eek. But it stayed Strictly Business am I correct?=p BTW thanks for the title idea tek ^_^. As the weeks poor on, we get ever close to that infamous mansion incident, what will happened next for our unsuspecting couple and Forest and the Gump Squad? =p Leave a review if you would be so kind ^_^.