Sorry I took forever updating. I was failing math so I had to study. Anyway, thanks to all of 2 people who reviewed. You guys rock. OK, enough with the crap. Chapter three awaits...
Chapter three- woo yay Caribbean vacations!
...And opened them. Sora woke up looking into the ugly mug of a salmon. It took him a good five seconds to realize that he was face down in the ocean. He stood up, hacking and spraying sea water everywhere. "Oh good," he thought. "I'm back hom-"
A coconut hit him in the back of the head, cutting off his thoughts. Looking towards shore, Sora found the source of the disturbance. Wakka and Selphie, the two usual beach bums were very tactfully minding their own business, and not looking at Kairi in any way(Kairi threw the coconut).
"Sora, you lazy bum, get your lazy rear end over here, NOW!" shouted Kairi. She tossed another coconut lightly from one hand to another.
Now, before Sora suffers another minor concussion, might be a good time to explain a little about Kairi. She randomly appeared on the Destiny Islands at some indefinite point before this story was written. She had brown hair, blue eyes, and a tendency towards mood swings. She was also the reason that Riku and Sora didn't shoot themselves and make life simpler for a lot of people. She gave them both strange ideas. Like Riku's idea to build a raft to "sail to happyland, where the little rabbits play," as he would put it.
Sora ran to shore as fast as he could. He knew before Kairi told him what he needed, but interrupting her sweet mood would mean another coconut. He set about gathering three logs, cloth, a rope, and a can of silly string. Being the freeloader that he was, he asked Wakka if he had anything in the above list in those strange pants of his. Wakka, who liked picking fights, said "Ya homeboy, I gots what ya wants, but you got to take it. Wimp." He then got beaten rather badly by Sora's wooden sword, and had the entire contents of his pantaloons raided. Sora left his pants looking oddly deflated. He also had everything he needed save one log.
Before he continued on his quest for what should be easy to find in a perfect tropical island, he beat up Tidis and Selphie, who was wearing a large yellow ballgown. Lets not even go into the issue of Tidus's pants. He then proceeded to Riku's little island thing.
Whenever Sora fought Riku, somebody ended up with several fewer brain cells than they started with. That person was usually Sora, which was good, considering that Riku didn't have many to spare. This time, Sora really wanted to beat him badly. He had beaten everyone else. He was on a roll. He climbed to the top of Riku's island, and there he was, the prat himself.
It took a while, but Sora was finally able to attract his attention.
"Oh, hello Sora," said Riku. "have you smelled the silly string? It smells good." Sora, who was used to this sort of thing, said "now, now Riku, what have we been told about sniffing un-hardened polymers? Now, I want you t o give me a log. But you wont so-"
" Why not?" cut in Riku
"Because I said so. Now, I have to fight you for it. I s that okay?"
Riku shrugged. "Suit yourself." He pulled a giant metal cleaver out of his pocket. Sora goggled at it, and, feeling foolish, took out his wooden sword. Riku charged . With inexplicable timing, Sora jumped over his head, swapped his sword for a log, and hit him from behind. Riku went cross-eyed, and fell with a thump. Very carefully, Sora relieved him of a log, and ran away very fast. He spent the rest of the day doing strange things to hamsters in his room.
Chapter three- woo yay Caribbean vacations!
...And opened them. Sora woke up looking into the ugly mug of a salmon. It took him a good five seconds to realize that he was face down in the ocean. He stood up, hacking and spraying sea water everywhere. "Oh good," he thought. "I'm back hom-"
A coconut hit him in the back of the head, cutting off his thoughts. Looking towards shore, Sora found the source of the disturbance. Wakka and Selphie, the two usual beach bums were very tactfully minding their own business, and not looking at Kairi in any way(Kairi threw the coconut).
"Sora, you lazy bum, get your lazy rear end over here, NOW!" shouted Kairi. She tossed another coconut lightly from one hand to another.
Now, before Sora suffers another minor concussion, might be a good time to explain a little about Kairi. She randomly appeared on the Destiny Islands at some indefinite point before this story was written. She had brown hair, blue eyes, and a tendency towards mood swings. She was also the reason that Riku and Sora didn't shoot themselves and make life simpler for a lot of people. She gave them both strange ideas. Like Riku's idea to build a raft to "sail to happyland, where the little rabbits play," as he would put it.
Sora ran to shore as fast as he could. He knew before Kairi told him what he needed, but interrupting her sweet mood would mean another coconut. He set about gathering three logs, cloth, a rope, and a can of silly string. Being the freeloader that he was, he asked Wakka if he had anything in the above list in those strange pants of his. Wakka, who liked picking fights, said "Ya homeboy, I gots what ya wants, but you got to take it. Wimp." He then got beaten rather badly by Sora's wooden sword, and had the entire contents of his pantaloons raided. Sora left his pants looking oddly deflated. He also had everything he needed save one log.
Before he continued on his quest for what should be easy to find in a perfect tropical island, he beat up Tidis and Selphie, who was wearing a large yellow ballgown. Lets not even go into the issue of Tidus's pants. He then proceeded to Riku's little island thing.
Whenever Sora fought Riku, somebody ended up with several fewer brain cells than they started with. That person was usually Sora, which was good, considering that Riku didn't have many to spare. This time, Sora really wanted to beat him badly. He had beaten everyone else. He was on a roll. He climbed to the top of Riku's island, and there he was, the prat himself.
It took a while, but Sora was finally able to attract his attention.
"Oh, hello Sora," said Riku. "have you smelled the silly string? It smells good." Sora, who was used to this sort of thing, said "now, now Riku, what have we been told about sniffing un-hardened polymers? Now, I want you t o give me a log. But you wont so-"
" Why not?" cut in Riku
"Because I said so. Now, I have to fight you for it. I s that okay?"
Riku shrugged. "Suit yourself." He pulled a giant metal cleaver out of his pocket. Sora goggled at it, and, feeling foolish, took out his wooden sword. Riku charged . With inexplicable timing, Sora jumped over his head, swapped his sword for a log, and hit him from behind. Riku went cross-eyed, and fell with a thump. Very carefully, Sora relieved him of a log, and ran away very fast. He spent the rest of the day doing strange things to hamsters in his room.
