A/N: Here are a few limericks I thought up. I didn't title any of them
because it's more fun to guess whom each character spoken of is. I hope you
enjoy them. ^^
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There once was a fair-faced okama
Who did love his crazed, burnt osama
When they found he was gay
They all ran away
Oh-ho, what a sad twist of karma
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There once was a boy as a guile
Who always did nothing but smile
But his memories haunted
And started to taunt him
So he has been *gone* for a while
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There once was a man on a mission
To bend the world into submission
So he fought and he yelled
But then burned down to hell
So failed to complete his commission
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There once was a girl named Misao
Whose love for her lord she did vow
When her lord did depart
It tore at her heart, so
She's lost near Kyoto by now
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There once was a fighter-for-hire
Who was every coward's desire
He'd fight your fights for you
So they never did floor you
But now he's a freeloader, fired
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There once was a wolf on the prowl
Who kept his face hard in a scowl
When he found his sweet prey
He whisked her away
And that night, the two of them howled
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There once was a poor, homeless bum
Who was so incredibly dumb
He fought with a sword
But then he was floored
And now he's just penniless scum
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There once was a boy with a sword
Who was so incredibly bored
But then came his master
So then he ran faster
And now he's subjected to chores
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There once was a fair courtesan
Over whom men flocked and fawned
Though she lost her job
She found her heartthrob
Who loved that she was overdrawn *if ya know what I mean ^^*
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A/N: That's all the Limericks I could think of. If I think of any more,
I'll make a second Limerick page.
because it's more fun to guess whom each character spoken of is. I hope you
enjoy them. ^^
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There once was a fair-faced okama
Who did love his crazed, burnt osama
When they found he was gay
They all ran away
Oh-ho, what a sad twist of karma
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There once was a boy as a guile
Who always did nothing but smile
But his memories haunted
And started to taunt him
So he has been *gone* for a while
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There once was a man on a mission
To bend the world into submission
So he fought and he yelled
But then burned down to hell
So failed to complete his commission
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There once was a girl named Misao
Whose love for her lord she did vow
When her lord did depart
It tore at her heart, so
She's lost near Kyoto by now
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There once was a fighter-for-hire
Who was every coward's desire
He'd fight your fights for you
So they never did floor you
But now he's a freeloader, fired
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There once was a wolf on the prowl
Who kept his face hard in a scowl
When he found his sweet prey
He whisked her away
And that night, the two of them howled
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There once was a poor, homeless bum
Who was so incredibly dumb
He fought with a sword
But then he was floored
And now he's just penniless scum
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There once was a boy with a sword
Who was so incredibly bored
But then came his master
So then he ran faster
And now he's subjected to chores
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There once was a fair courtesan
Over whom men flocked and fawned
Though she lost her job
She found her heartthrob
Who loved that she was overdrawn *if ya know what I mean ^^*
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A/N: That's all the Limericks I could think of. If I think of any more,
I'll make a second Limerick page.
