Disclaimer : Again I do not own Gundam Wing or any of its characters........... [bites lip]......but my Heero!!...... Hmmmm....... I will soon scheme up a plan to steal him and then I will own HEERO YUY!!. Muahaahaaa haa !!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok. Again this is pointless humor, that I hope gets a laugh. Umm Please Review !! ^.\\\

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(Duo returns home, just after shopping)

Duo - *Bursts through door with large shopping bags on him* (All 4 pilots look at him)

Duo - Guess what I bought !!

*Silence*

Duo - *Pulls out an outfit from bag* Clown suits for all !!!!

Wufei - ........

Heero - .......

Trowa - O.\\\

Quatre - Thier adorible !!!!! *All eyes go to Quatre and then back at Duo*

Duo - And for you Hee-chan ...... *Ruffles through bag* I got you this!! *Holds up pink thong*

Heero - O.....o

*Everyone, but Heero and Duo, Giggle*

Duo - What?

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Duo - *Is in Wufei's Trianing room playing with his swords*

Wufei - *Walks in room* MAXWELL !!!!!!

Duo - Hey Wuffers !! *Holds up Catana Sword* Hiiiiiiiyaaaaaa *starts slashing sword at nothing*

Wufei - Damnit MAXWELL !!

Duo - Watcha gunna do ? *grins*

Wufei - Nothing..... *Runs out of room with Duo chaising after him*

(Don't ask.....just don't)

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(Quatre, Wufei, Heero and Trowa walk into the mansion.....)

Heero - What the hell.......

Duo - *Has a coke in his hand....and 39 empty ones on the floor* Heeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyy Heeeeee-chan !!!!!!!!!!! *Continues to drink*

Wufei - Damnit Barton! I told you to hide the Coke not put it ontop of the fridge!

Trowa - ......

Quatre - What a mess..... Heero, he's yours for the night........

Duo - SuRgAr !!!!!!!!!!!! *opens another coke* Mmmmm!! SuGAr !!

Wufei - For the sake of Nataku ! I will never get to sleep! *Turns to Trowa* With your loose head board .... *Turns to Heero* and your brainless Baka! Not to mension you two doing it all friggin night !!!! INJUSTICE !!

Quatre - *Blushes looks at Trowa*

Heero - O.O

(I know not funny.......*sniff* lol that was my friends Idea....I really have no clue.)

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(Duo's up high in a tree)

Duo - Hey! Hee-chan !!

Heero - *Looks up* hn

Duo - Im a bird!! *flaps arms*

Heero - ...

Wufei - Lets see you fly ... *grins*

Duo - *flaps arms* OH MY GOD!! My wings have been cliped !!!! AHHHH!!

Wufei - O___o

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(All four Gundam Pilots are sitting in Quatre's living room mansion when a portal opens form no where and about 90 fairies fly out.....)

Every1 - O___o?!

Quatre - *stands up* I want that one! Wheeeee!! *Runs around trying to catch one*

Heero - *Stands up and pulls out gun* hn *Aims at one* Omma a Korosu!

Quatre - No!! Don't shoot! How could you?!

Heero - hn *still aims at one*

Trowa - ...... *Sill sits on couch*

Duo - Fairies!!!!!! *Jumps up and down in an attempt to catch one and smiles*

Wufei - ...... You Baka's!!! *leaves room and then returns with a net* Booonnnnnsaaaiiiii!!! *Starts waving net around slashing at the poor fairies*

Quatre - Stop!! *Bends down at fairy who has been hit by Wufei's deadly net* Poor thing......

Heero - *Rolls eyes*

Trowa - ....

Quatre - Trowa do something!!

Trowa - ....

Duo - That went well! *grins and then sees open portal* Wheeeeeeee!!! *Jumps in portal.......*

*Portal Closes*

Heero - ....

Trowa - ...

Wufei - MAXWELL !!!!!!!

Quatre - Yay!! Faries for all !!! *smiles*

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Duo - *Ride's Bike inside Quatre's mansion* Whheeeeeeeeee!!

Trowa - *Turns to Quatre* Aren't you gunna stop him?.......

Quatre - No........I had the floors waxed this morning......

Trowa - O_\\\

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Relena - *Talks to Quatre*

Heero - *Gets Jealous* hn *pulls out gun and walks calmly over to Quatre* Omma a Karosu.......

Quatre - O___o

Heero - *Jumps on Quatre and starts wailing on him*

Quatre - OOOUUUCHHH!!!!!!!

Relena - O_o ....

Trowa - *Who sees Quatre getting beat* .... *Walks over to fight and pokes Heero*

Heero - Hn ?

Trowa - *Hits Heero hard*

Heero - @_@

Quatre - *stands up and then him and Trowa walk away*

Heero - ......

Duo - *out of no where ....* HEE - CHAN !!!!! *Jumps on Heero, arms around his neck*

Heero - O_______o

Relena - .....

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*(This one is a long and pointless one.....but its cute....)*

(There's a party at their school and so Duo ordered some outfits off of the internet, non of the other G-boys know what Duo had bought.....the package just arrived 1 day before the dance....)

*Door bell rings*

Duo - *Runs to door and opens it* For me? *Takes package and then slams door in dudes face*

Duo - *Runs into Kitchen with package* Its Here!! Yay !!!! *Sits down at table with the rest of the G-boys.)

Every1 - ......

Wufei - Well, what is it Baka .......

Quatre - Whatever it is I'm sure that its something pretty amazing! *smiles sweetly*

Duo - Its our cloths! *grins and digs through package and pulls out some cloths* O...o

Wufei - What is it Maxwell? ...... For the Sake of NATAKU did you skrew up the order?!

Duo - Umm..... *pulls cloths from box*

Every1 - O____________o

Duo - *Holds up a tight bright yellow two peice dress* Opps ..... *nervisly sratches the back of his head* Wrong order.... *looks through box* Theres five here.....

Trowa - .......

Quatre - O...o

Wufei - *Holds nose due to nose bleed*

Heero - *Gives Duo a death glare*

Duo - *hold up hands* Now Hee-chan.....Dont do anything to rash now............You can have the blue one.....

Heero - Omma a Korosu Duo .....

Duo - Eeeeeep!!

Heero - *Jumps on Duo and starts to beat him*

*Everyone watches*

(Night of the dance)

Duo - *putting dress on* I guess its not that bad....I mean, leather would have been a better skrew up....but at least im not the only one going to wear a dress...

Duo - *goes down stairs but everyones gone* Damn them! *calls a cab and then goes to dance*

Duo - *every one looks at him funny as he proceed through the door to see the rest of the G-boys wearing tuxes* What the HELL?!

Wufei - You forgot one minor detail.....

Duo - Whats that!

Wufei - Quatre's rich.....

Duo - O..O *goes over to corner and whipers* Not fair!...

(10 mins later)

Duo - Thats it! *starts ripping dress off and reveils his tight leather underneith* Wheee!! **runs around**

Heero - O_o

Trowa - .....

Quatre - ....

Wufei - O_____________________o .... For Nataku's sake! Thats just wrong! Even for a guy like him......thats wrong.....

Duo - Wheeeeeee!!!!!

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Duo - Im addicted to Soy Sauce !! *smiles and runs around*

Quatre - You know.....thats not something that you addmit

Duo - ..... Ok Im addicted to men in tight leather!

Quatre - On second thought.......

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Heero - Where the hell is Duo?

Quatre - Outside......

Heero - *looks* He's still in that tree??

Quatre - Ya. I sent Trowa to get him down.

Heero - Whats taking him so long?

Quatre - Duo's claiming to be a Falcon protecting its nest.......

Heero - What nest?

Quatre - It's your boxers.....

Heero - O__o *looks outside*

(Out Side)

Trowa - *On a lader in the tree* Oooowwww!! .... Ouch!.......Du- ...Ah!.....Duo STOP!...........Ouch!!!

Duo - *Fercely scrating and clawing at Trowa*

Every1 - .......

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I know.....They were pretty much pointless...srry if they wernt funny, I really have no imagination at all ^.^() .... I tried!! ^_^

Feel free to give me any Idea's!! Fill em out in ur review....

PLEASE PLEASE REVIEW! If I get enough I will post another chapter. Tell me what ya thought.

TAA TAA ! ^.~