Disclaimer : Again I do not own Gundam Wing or any of its
characters........... [bites lip]......but my Heero!!...... Hmmmm....... I
will soon scheme up a plan to steal him and then I will own HEERO YUY!!.
Muahaahaaa haa !!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok. Again this is pointless humor, that I hope gets a laugh. Umm Please Review !! ^.\\\
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(Duo returns home, just after shopping)
Duo - *Bursts through door with large shopping bags on him* (All 4 pilots look at him)
Duo - Guess what I bought !!
*Silence*
Duo - *Pulls out an outfit from bag* Clown suits for all !!!!
Wufei - ........
Heero - .......
Trowa - O.\\\
Quatre - Thier adorible !!!!! *All eyes go to Quatre and then back at Duo*
Duo - And for you Hee-chan ...... *Ruffles through bag* I got you this!! *Holds up pink thong*
Heero - O.....o
*Everyone, but Heero and Duo, Giggle*
Duo - What?
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Duo - *Is in Wufei's Trianing room playing with his swords*
Wufei - *Walks in room* MAXWELL !!!!!!
Duo - Hey Wuffers !! *Holds up Catana Sword* Hiiiiiiiyaaaaaa *starts slashing sword at nothing*
Wufei - Damnit MAXWELL !!
Duo - Watcha gunna do ? *grins*
Wufei - Nothing..... *Runs out of room with Duo chaising after him*
(Don't ask.....just don't)
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(Quatre, Wufei, Heero and Trowa walk into the mansion.....)
Heero - What the hell.......
Duo - *Has a coke in his hand....and 39 empty ones on the floor* Heeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyy Heeeeee-chan !!!!!!!!!!! *Continues to drink*
Wufei - Damnit Barton! I told you to hide the Coke not put it ontop of the fridge!
Trowa - ......
Quatre - What a mess..... Heero, he's yours for the night........
Duo - SuRgAr !!!!!!!!!!!! *opens another coke* Mmmmm!! SuGAr !!
Wufei - For the sake of Nataku ! I will never get to sleep! *Turns to Trowa* With your loose head board .... *Turns to Heero* and your brainless Baka! Not to mension you two doing it all friggin night !!!! INJUSTICE !!
Quatre - *Blushes looks at Trowa*
Heero - O.O
(I know not funny.......*sniff* lol that was my friends Idea....I really have no clue.)
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(Duo's up high in a tree)
Duo - Hey! Hee-chan !!
Heero - *Looks up* hn
Duo - Im a bird!! *flaps arms*
Heero - ...
Wufei - Lets see you fly ... *grins*
Duo - *flaps arms* OH MY GOD!! My wings have been cliped !!!! AHHHH!!
Wufei - O___o
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(All four Gundam Pilots are sitting in Quatre's living room mansion when a portal opens form no where and about 90 fairies fly out.....)
Every1 - O___o?!
Quatre - *stands up* I want that one! Wheeeee!! *Runs around trying to catch one*
Heero - *Stands up and pulls out gun* hn *Aims at one* Omma a Korosu!
Quatre - No!! Don't shoot! How could you?!
Heero - hn *still aims at one*
Trowa - ...... *Sill sits on couch*
Duo - Fairies!!!!!! *Jumps up and down in an attempt to catch one and smiles*
Wufei - ...... You Baka's!!! *leaves room and then returns with a net* Booonnnnnsaaaiiiii!!! *Starts waving net around slashing at the poor fairies*
Quatre - Stop!! *Bends down at fairy who has been hit by Wufei's deadly net* Poor thing......
Heero - *Rolls eyes*
Trowa - ....
Quatre - Trowa do something!!
Trowa - ....
Duo - That went well! *grins and then sees open portal* Wheeeeeeee!!! *Jumps in portal.......*
*Portal Closes*
Heero - ....
Trowa - ...
Wufei - MAXWELL !!!!!!!
Quatre - Yay!! Faries for all !!! *smiles*
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Duo - *Ride's Bike inside Quatre's mansion* Whheeeeeeeeee!!
Trowa - *Turns to Quatre* Aren't you gunna stop him?.......
Quatre - No........I had the floors waxed this morning......
Trowa - O_\\\
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Relena - *Talks to Quatre*
Heero - *Gets Jealous* hn *pulls out gun and walks calmly over to Quatre* Omma a Karosu.......
Quatre - O___o
Heero - *Jumps on Quatre and starts wailing on him*
Quatre - OOOUUUCHHH!!!!!!!
Relena - O_o ....
Trowa - *Who sees Quatre getting beat* .... *Walks over to fight and pokes Heero*
Heero - Hn ?
Trowa - *Hits Heero hard*
Heero - @_@
Quatre - *stands up and then him and Trowa walk away*
Heero - ......
Duo - *out of no where ....* HEE - CHAN !!!!! *Jumps on Heero, arms around his neck*
Heero - O_______o
Relena - .....
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*(This one is a long and pointless one.....but its cute....)*
(There's a party at their school and so Duo ordered some outfits off of the internet, non of the other G-boys know what Duo had bought.....the package just arrived 1 day before the dance....)
*Door bell rings*
Duo - *Runs to door and opens it* For me? *Takes package and then slams door in dudes face*
Duo - *Runs into Kitchen with package* Its Here!! Yay !!!! *Sits down at table with the rest of the G-boys.)
Every1 - ......
Wufei - Well, what is it Baka .......
Quatre - Whatever it is I'm sure that its something pretty amazing! *smiles sweetly*
Duo - Its our cloths! *grins and digs through package and pulls out some cloths* O...o
Wufei - What is it Maxwell? ...... For the Sake of NATAKU did you skrew up the order?!
Duo - Umm..... *pulls cloths from box*
Every1 - O____________o
Duo - *Holds up a tight bright yellow two peice dress* Opps ..... *nervisly sratches the back of his head* Wrong order.... *looks through box* Theres five here.....
Trowa - .......
Quatre - O...o
Wufei - *Holds nose due to nose bleed*
Heero - *Gives Duo a death glare*
Duo - *hold up hands* Now Hee-chan.....Dont do anything to rash now............You can have the blue one.....
Heero - Omma a Korosu Duo .....
Duo - Eeeeeep!!
Heero - *Jumps on Duo and starts to beat him*
*Everyone watches*
(Night of the dance)
Duo - *putting dress on* I guess its not that bad....I mean, leather would have been a better skrew up....but at least im not the only one going to wear a dress...
Duo - *goes down stairs but everyones gone* Damn them! *calls a cab and then goes to dance*
Duo - *every one looks at him funny as he proceed through the door to see the rest of the G-boys wearing tuxes* What the HELL?!
Wufei - You forgot one minor detail.....
Duo - Whats that!
Wufei - Quatre's rich.....
Duo - O..O *goes over to corner and whipers* Not fair!...
(10 mins later)
Duo - Thats it! *starts ripping dress off and reveils his tight leather underneith* Wheee!! **runs around**
Heero - O_o
Trowa - .....
Quatre - ....
Wufei - O_____________________o .... For Nataku's sake! Thats just wrong! Even for a guy like him......thats wrong.....
Duo - Wheeeeeee!!!!!
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Duo - Im addicted to Soy Sauce !! *smiles and runs around*
Quatre - You know.....thats not something that you addmit
Duo - ..... Ok Im addicted to men in tight leather!
Quatre - On second thought.......
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Heero - Where the hell is Duo?
Quatre - Outside......
Heero - *looks* He's still in that tree??
Quatre - Ya. I sent Trowa to get him down.
Heero - Whats taking him so long?
Quatre - Duo's claiming to be a Falcon protecting its nest.......
Heero - What nest?
Quatre - It's your boxers.....
Heero - O__o *looks outside*
(Out Side)
Trowa - *On a lader in the tree* Oooowwww!! .... Ouch!.......Du- ...Ah!.....Duo STOP!...........Ouch!!!
Duo - *Fercely scrating and clawing at Trowa*
Every1 - .......
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I know.....They were pretty much pointless...srry if they wernt funny, I really have no imagination at all ^.^() .... I tried!! ^_^
Feel free to give me any Idea's!! Fill em out in ur review....
PLEASE PLEASE REVIEW! If I get enough I will post another chapter. Tell me what ya thought.
TAA TAA ! ^.~
Ok. Again this is pointless humor, that I hope gets a laugh. Umm Please Review !! ^.\\\
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(Duo returns home, just after shopping)
Duo - *Bursts through door with large shopping bags on him* (All 4 pilots look at him)
Duo - Guess what I bought !!
*Silence*
Duo - *Pulls out an outfit from bag* Clown suits for all !!!!
Wufei - ........
Heero - .......
Trowa - O.\\\
Quatre - Thier adorible !!!!! *All eyes go to Quatre and then back at Duo*
Duo - And for you Hee-chan ...... *Ruffles through bag* I got you this!! *Holds up pink thong*
Heero - O.....o
*Everyone, but Heero and Duo, Giggle*
Duo - What?
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Duo - *Is in Wufei's Trianing room playing with his swords*
Wufei - *Walks in room* MAXWELL !!!!!!
Duo - Hey Wuffers !! *Holds up Catana Sword* Hiiiiiiiyaaaaaa *starts slashing sword at nothing*
Wufei - Damnit MAXWELL !!
Duo - Watcha gunna do ? *grins*
Wufei - Nothing..... *Runs out of room with Duo chaising after him*
(Don't ask.....just don't)
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(Quatre, Wufei, Heero and Trowa walk into the mansion.....)
Heero - What the hell.......
Duo - *Has a coke in his hand....and 39 empty ones on the floor* Heeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyy Heeeeee-chan !!!!!!!!!!! *Continues to drink*
Wufei - Damnit Barton! I told you to hide the Coke not put it ontop of the fridge!
Trowa - ......
Quatre - What a mess..... Heero, he's yours for the night........
Duo - SuRgAr !!!!!!!!!!!! *opens another coke* Mmmmm!! SuGAr !!
Wufei - For the sake of Nataku ! I will never get to sleep! *Turns to Trowa* With your loose head board .... *Turns to Heero* and your brainless Baka! Not to mension you two doing it all friggin night !!!! INJUSTICE !!
Quatre - *Blushes looks at Trowa*
Heero - O.O
(I know not funny.......*sniff* lol that was my friends Idea....I really have no clue.)
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(Duo's up high in a tree)
Duo - Hey! Hee-chan !!
Heero - *Looks up* hn
Duo - Im a bird!! *flaps arms*
Heero - ...
Wufei - Lets see you fly ... *grins*
Duo - *flaps arms* OH MY GOD!! My wings have been cliped !!!! AHHHH!!
Wufei - O___o
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(All four Gundam Pilots are sitting in Quatre's living room mansion when a portal opens form no where and about 90 fairies fly out.....)
Every1 - O___o?!
Quatre - *stands up* I want that one! Wheeeee!! *Runs around trying to catch one*
Heero - *Stands up and pulls out gun* hn *Aims at one* Omma a Korosu!
Quatre - No!! Don't shoot! How could you?!
Heero - hn *still aims at one*
Trowa - ...... *Sill sits on couch*
Duo - Fairies!!!!!! *Jumps up and down in an attempt to catch one and smiles*
Wufei - ...... You Baka's!!! *leaves room and then returns with a net* Booonnnnnsaaaiiiii!!! *Starts waving net around slashing at the poor fairies*
Quatre - Stop!! *Bends down at fairy who has been hit by Wufei's deadly net* Poor thing......
Heero - *Rolls eyes*
Trowa - ....
Quatre - Trowa do something!!
Trowa - ....
Duo - That went well! *grins and then sees open portal* Wheeeeeeee!!! *Jumps in portal.......*
*Portal Closes*
Heero - ....
Trowa - ...
Wufei - MAXWELL !!!!!!!
Quatre - Yay!! Faries for all !!! *smiles*
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Duo - *Ride's Bike inside Quatre's mansion* Whheeeeeeeeee!!
Trowa - *Turns to Quatre* Aren't you gunna stop him?.......
Quatre - No........I had the floors waxed this morning......
Trowa - O_\\\
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Relena - *Talks to Quatre*
Heero - *Gets Jealous* hn *pulls out gun and walks calmly over to Quatre* Omma a Karosu.......
Quatre - O___o
Heero - *Jumps on Quatre and starts wailing on him*
Quatre - OOOUUUCHHH!!!!!!!
Relena - O_o ....
Trowa - *Who sees Quatre getting beat* .... *Walks over to fight and pokes Heero*
Heero - Hn ?
Trowa - *Hits Heero hard*
Heero - @_@
Quatre - *stands up and then him and Trowa walk away*
Heero - ......
Duo - *out of no where ....* HEE - CHAN !!!!! *Jumps on Heero, arms around his neck*
Heero - O_______o
Relena - .....
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*(This one is a long and pointless one.....but its cute....)*
(There's a party at their school and so Duo ordered some outfits off of the internet, non of the other G-boys know what Duo had bought.....the package just arrived 1 day before the dance....)
*Door bell rings*
Duo - *Runs to door and opens it* For me? *Takes package and then slams door in dudes face*
Duo - *Runs into Kitchen with package* Its Here!! Yay !!!! *Sits down at table with the rest of the G-boys.)
Every1 - ......
Wufei - Well, what is it Baka .......
Quatre - Whatever it is I'm sure that its something pretty amazing! *smiles sweetly*
Duo - Its our cloths! *grins and digs through package and pulls out some cloths* O...o
Wufei - What is it Maxwell? ...... For the Sake of NATAKU did you skrew up the order?!
Duo - Umm..... *pulls cloths from box*
Every1 - O____________o
Duo - *Holds up a tight bright yellow two peice dress* Opps ..... *nervisly sratches the back of his head* Wrong order.... *looks through box* Theres five here.....
Trowa - .......
Quatre - O...o
Wufei - *Holds nose due to nose bleed*
Heero - *Gives Duo a death glare*
Duo - *hold up hands* Now Hee-chan.....Dont do anything to rash now............You can have the blue one.....
Heero - Omma a Korosu Duo .....
Duo - Eeeeeep!!
Heero - *Jumps on Duo and starts to beat him*
*Everyone watches*
(Night of the dance)
Duo - *putting dress on* I guess its not that bad....I mean, leather would have been a better skrew up....but at least im not the only one going to wear a dress...
Duo - *goes down stairs but everyones gone* Damn them! *calls a cab and then goes to dance*
Duo - *every one looks at him funny as he proceed through the door to see the rest of the G-boys wearing tuxes* What the HELL?!
Wufei - You forgot one minor detail.....
Duo - Whats that!
Wufei - Quatre's rich.....
Duo - O..O *goes over to corner and whipers* Not fair!...
(10 mins later)
Duo - Thats it! *starts ripping dress off and reveils his tight leather underneith* Wheee!! **runs around**
Heero - O_o
Trowa - .....
Quatre - ....
Wufei - O_____________________o .... For Nataku's sake! Thats just wrong! Even for a guy like him......thats wrong.....
Duo - Wheeeeeee!!!!!
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Duo - Im addicted to Soy Sauce !! *smiles and runs around*
Quatre - You know.....thats not something that you addmit
Duo - ..... Ok Im addicted to men in tight leather!
Quatre - On second thought.......
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Heero - Where the hell is Duo?
Quatre - Outside......
Heero - *looks* He's still in that tree??
Quatre - Ya. I sent Trowa to get him down.
Heero - Whats taking him so long?
Quatre - Duo's claiming to be a Falcon protecting its nest.......
Heero - What nest?
Quatre - It's your boxers.....
Heero - O__o *looks outside*
(Out Side)
Trowa - *On a lader in the tree* Oooowwww!! .... Ouch!.......Du- ...Ah!.....Duo STOP!...........Ouch!!!
Duo - *Fercely scrating and clawing at Trowa*
Every1 - .......
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I know.....They were pretty much pointless...srry if they wernt funny, I really have no imagination at all ^.^() .... I tried!! ^_^
Feel free to give me any Idea's!! Fill em out in ur review....
PLEASE PLEASE REVIEW! If I get enough I will post another chapter. Tell me what ya thought.
TAA TAA ! ^.~
