Disclaimer : I OWN HEERO YUY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^.^;
What?? I don't ?! *Goes into corner alone and weeps* Damn them!! (Accually
I do not own GW or any of their characters...................)
** Anyone for a second round ?? Ok, heres the deal. I did get a couple of flames! But I have something to say : **clears throat** Ahem..... If you dont like it dont read it.....its that simple!! Think ya can follow that ?? If you do then there is no reason for u to flame me! **
Also! I would love to thank all of you **GOOD** reviews for your Ideas and encouragement!! I would like to espechally thank "maiden_of_flames" for her comment ^.^
This chappy has more Pointlessness and I think for the 4th chappy, Ill do more Dear Wufei letters!! k? Well. Read on !!!
***** THIS IS RATED PG-13 FOR LANGUAGE!! ******
*-*-*-*-*-*-* Duo - (Inside Heeros bedroom)
Heero - *Opens Door* What the fuck......
Duo - *Closes Heeros drawer and holds up Heeros gun* Look what I found Hee- Chan!!
Heero - ....put it down
Duo - *Points gun at Heero* Ahem.... Omma o Korosu...........OMG!! That was soo kewl! It even comes with the glare!!!
Heero - .....
Duo - Ok, ok ok! Let me try it again ... *narrows eyes to Death Glare* ......WOW!!.... That was soo cool!!
Heero - Duo put the damn gun down.....
Duo - *Narrows eyes* Omma o Korosu Hee-Chan!
Heero - ....
Duo - *looks at gun* So this is how you do it!! and here I thought it was all just you......
Heero - *Rolls eyes* Put it back before I kill you.
Duo - With what ??? I got your gun.....
Heero - : -_-**
Duo - *Quickly runs out of room, past Heero and down the stiars* I GOT HEE- CHANS GUN!! Wheeeeeeee!!!!!! *runs around*
Trowa; Wufei; Quatre - O.o
Wufei - I say that he has less then 3 seconds ......
Duo - *Bounces around grinning* I got Hee-chans gun!! I got Hee-chans gun! I got Hee-chans Gu -
Heero - *pounding Duo*
Duo - OOOOWWWW!!!!!
Wufei - *snickers* Surves you right Baka
(about 10 mins later...)
Heero - *walks up stairs with gun in hand*
Duo - @_@
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Duo - (Comes home after ordering a pizza for himself)
Duo - **pissed off** Stupid Pizza place! .....
Quatre - ... What happened ?
Duo - I asked them for cheese, pepparoni, mushrooms and anchovies!....
Quatre - And........
Duo - They put Anchovies on it!!!!
Quatre - O...o
*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Quatre - *Trying on Trowa's clown suit* hmmmm.....
Trowa - *Walks in* ........
Quatre - *looks at Trowa then back into the mirror* ....Does this make my butt look big ???
Trowa - ......
*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Duo - *feeling horny*
Wufei *Who is coincidentally beside him* ......
Duo - Say there Wuffers.......Hee-chans gone.... *Feels up Wufei's leg*
Wufei - O..o ...What the hell.... *Nose starts to bleed slightly*
Duo - *Grabs closer and closer toward Wufei's speichal spot* Mmmmmm....Wu- Man....
Wufei - *Holds nose Due to nose bleed* (then talks out of his nose) Maxwell!!
Duo - *starts to feel up Wufei's chest and licks his lips*
Wufei - *Passes out*
Duo - Geez! He's no fun......
Quatre - *Who was secretly watching* You've killed him!!!
Duo - O___o
*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Wufei - (Secretly eating chocolate) **munch munch**
Duo - Whatcha Doin Wu-Man ??
Wufei - *Swallows* Nooothhiinnngggggggg
Duo - ..... *thinks* Your Hyper ne?
Wufei - **shakes**
Duo - Ha! Wuffers is Hyper!!
Wufei - Amm....Not Baka!!
Duo - Sure you are !!
Wufei - **puts paper bag on head and starts to laugh evily** Muahaa haa haa!!!
Duo - *Steps outside and closes door* I really, really Do not wanna know.....
*-*-*-*-*-*-*
(Everyone Is at the table for supper)
Quatre - I think this is the best meal that I've ever cooked *smiles*
Duo - *Filling his face* Yep...... **munch much..**
Heero - hn
Wufei - **Watches Duo** Baka....
Trowa - Have you ever wondered why ducks have webbed feet ?
Every1 - O__________o
*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Trowa - *reading a novel*
Duo - Yo! T-man!!
Trowa - .....
Duo - .....Talk.......Do something!!
Trowa - .....
Duo - *Pokes him with his index finger ever so slowly*
Trowa - .....
Duo - *Intregued, Pokes more*
Trowa - .....
Duo - *Pokes faster*
Trowa - Duo go away......
Duo - IT SPEAKS!! AHHHHHH!!! *Runs away*
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Heero - (In bed sleeping)
Duo and Quatre - *hyper*
Duo - *Opens bedroom door* Whadya say?? ......Wanna see what Heero's dreaming about??
Quatre - *Giggles* How do we do that?
Duo - Watch! *Goes over beside Heero , kneels down*
Quatre - *smiles*
Duo - *Pulls open Heero's eye lids and then pulls out pengilum and spins it infront of Heeros face* Hmm.....Tells up what your dreaming about Hee-chan! ......It damn well better be of me!!
Quatre - *Giggles*
Heero - .........Wearing pink dress...........Tea.....party......with......Re.......Relena...........More tea ??
Quatre and Duo - O____________________________________o
*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Duo - *Runs around house acting like Spiderman*
Heero - ...
Quatre - ...
Trowa - ........
Wufei - MAXWELL!! What the hell ?!
Duo - **Stops and then trys to spin web from his wrist** Damn.....errr...... *keeps tapping his wrist*
Quatre - Duo , are you ok ??
Duo - My web wont come out!!! ......IM A FREAK!!!!!! Im a defect!! Ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Every1 - O.o
*-*-*-*-*-*-*
(This one is a bit long....again....pointless as well as funny...)
(Its the first day of class and the G-boys have to intoduce themselves)
Teacher - Ok class, we have some new students, who are going to introduce themselves....
Quatre - Hello. My name is Quatre Reberba Winner. Its such a pleasure to meet you all, Im sure that we will become *great " friends " . **Quatre takes his seat**
Trowa - ..................I have no name.............. **Walks and then takes a seat beside Quatre**
Duo - IM A BIRDDY!!!!!!!! **Starts running around in circles** Ooooo!! a Butterfly!! **Butterfly flies out window ** WHEEEEEE!!! *Follows and then jumps out window*
Every1 - O_________o
Heero - ....My name is Heero Yuy...its a pleasure...However if anyone of you cross my path I shall kill you **Everyone shuffles back**
Wufei - My name is Chang Wufei. Do not call me anything else. I will not tollerate being called Wu-man, Wuffers or anything else. Where I come from theres something called respect!! So stay out of my personal space, esspechally you week onna's!! INJUSTICE!! .......etc....
Quatre, Trowa - *Making out*
Wufei - *Starts to get nose bleed and then passes out*
Duo - *Climbs back through window and then sees Wufei* OMG!!! Someone killed WUFFERS!!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!! It was the mutant butterfly!!!!!!!!! AHHHH!! **starts to run around, screaming, flailing his arms about and then stops and points at student* YOU!! your the mutant butterfly that killed my Wuffers!! **Sees butterfly again** Ahhhh!!! Reinforcements!!!!!!!!!
Every1 - O_______o
(Wufei did eventually recover from his nose bleed......)
*-*-*-*-*-*-*
(Heero and Duo have been *sexually together for almost 3 years)
Duo - **In bed with Heero after a long night _2gether_** Guess what???
Heero - What?
Duo - I have something to tell you.....
Heero - .....
Duo - Im gay......
Heero - O.o
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Again, Im srry if they wernt funny....I just had a fun time writting them!! Please review!!! And again Please NO FLAMES!!!
** Umm....if you thought that any of these were funny please R&R :Þ My friends wernt the best ones to go 2.....they said that it was really stupid......but who cares when I have nice reviewers like you ?? **
Stay posted! I will add another chappy wheneva I get more reviews! :Þ
** Anyone for a second round ?? Ok, heres the deal. I did get a couple of flames! But I have something to say : **clears throat** Ahem..... If you dont like it dont read it.....its that simple!! Think ya can follow that ?? If you do then there is no reason for u to flame me! **
Also! I would love to thank all of you **GOOD** reviews for your Ideas and encouragement!! I would like to espechally thank "maiden_of_flames" for her comment ^.^
This chappy has more Pointlessness and I think for the 4th chappy, Ill do more Dear Wufei letters!! k? Well. Read on !!!
***** THIS IS RATED PG-13 FOR LANGUAGE!! ******
*-*-*-*-*-*-* Duo - (Inside Heeros bedroom)
Heero - *Opens Door* What the fuck......
Duo - *Closes Heeros drawer and holds up Heeros gun* Look what I found Hee- Chan!!
Heero - ....put it down
Duo - *Points gun at Heero* Ahem.... Omma o Korosu...........OMG!! That was soo kewl! It even comes with the glare!!!
Heero - .....
Duo - Ok, ok ok! Let me try it again ... *narrows eyes to Death Glare* ......WOW!!.... That was soo cool!!
Heero - Duo put the damn gun down.....
Duo - *Narrows eyes* Omma o Korosu Hee-Chan!
Heero - ....
Duo - *looks at gun* So this is how you do it!! and here I thought it was all just you......
Heero - *Rolls eyes* Put it back before I kill you.
Duo - With what ??? I got your gun.....
Heero - : -_-**
Duo - *Quickly runs out of room, past Heero and down the stiars* I GOT HEE- CHANS GUN!! Wheeeeeeee!!!!!! *runs around*
Trowa; Wufei; Quatre - O.o
Wufei - I say that he has less then 3 seconds ......
Duo - *Bounces around grinning* I got Hee-chans gun!! I got Hee-chans gun! I got Hee-chans Gu -
Heero - *pounding Duo*
Duo - OOOOWWWW!!!!!
Wufei - *snickers* Surves you right Baka
(about 10 mins later...)
Heero - *walks up stairs with gun in hand*
Duo - @_@
*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Duo - (Comes home after ordering a pizza for himself)
Duo - **pissed off** Stupid Pizza place! .....
Quatre - ... What happened ?
Duo - I asked them for cheese, pepparoni, mushrooms and anchovies!....
Quatre - And........
Duo - They put Anchovies on it!!!!
Quatre - O...o
*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Quatre - *Trying on Trowa's clown suit* hmmmm.....
Trowa - *Walks in* ........
Quatre - *looks at Trowa then back into the mirror* ....Does this make my butt look big ???
Trowa - ......
*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Duo - *feeling horny*
Wufei *Who is coincidentally beside him* ......
Duo - Say there Wuffers.......Hee-chans gone.... *Feels up Wufei's leg*
Wufei - O..o ...What the hell.... *Nose starts to bleed slightly*
Duo - *Grabs closer and closer toward Wufei's speichal spot* Mmmmmm....Wu- Man....
Wufei - *Holds nose Due to nose bleed* (then talks out of his nose) Maxwell!!
Duo - *starts to feel up Wufei's chest and licks his lips*
Wufei - *Passes out*
Duo - Geez! He's no fun......
Quatre - *Who was secretly watching* You've killed him!!!
Duo - O___o
*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Wufei - (Secretly eating chocolate) **munch munch**
Duo - Whatcha Doin Wu-Man ??
Wufei - *Swallows* Nooothhiinnngggggggg
Duo - ..... *thinks* Your Hyper ne?
Wufei - **shakes**
Duo - Ha! Wuffers is Hyper!!
Wufei - Amm....Not Baka!!
Duo - Sure you are !!
Wufei - **puts paper bag on head and starts to laugh evily** Muahaa haa haa!!!
Duo - *Steps outside and closes door* I really, really Do not wanna know.....
*-*-*-*-*-*-*
(Everyone Is at the table for supper)
Quatre - I think this is the best meal that I've ever cooked *smiles*
Duo - *Filling his face* Yep...... **munch much..**
Heero - hn
Wufei - **Watches Duo** Baka....
Trowa - Have you ever wondered why ducks have webbed feet ?
Every1 - O__________o
*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Trowa - *reading a novel*
Duo - Yo! T-man!!
Trowa - .....
Duo - .....Talk.......Do something!!
Trowa - .....
Duo - *Pokes him with his index finger ever so slowly*
Trowa - .....
Duo - *Intregued, Pokes more*
Trowa - .....
Duo - *Pokes faster*
Trowa - Duo go away......
Duo - IT SPEAKS!! AHHHHHH!!! *Runs away*
*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Heero - (In bed sleeping)
Duo and Quatre - *hyper*
Duo - *Opens bedroom door* Whadya say?? ......Wanna see what Heero's dreaming about??
Quatre - *Giggles* How do we do that?
Duo - Watch! *Goes over beside Heero , kneels down*
Quatre - *smiles*
Duo - *Pulls open Heero's eye lids and then pulls out pengilum and spins it infront of Heeros face* Hmm.....Tells up what your dreaming about Hee-chan! ......It damn well better be of me!!
Quatre - *Giggles*
Heero - .........Wearing pink dress...........Tea.....party......with......Re.......Relena...........More tea ??
Quatre and Duo - O____________________________________o
*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Duo - *Runs around house acting like Spiderman*
Heero - ...
Quatre - ...
Trowa - ........
Wufei - MAXWELL!! What the hell ?!
Duo - **Stops and then trys to spin web from his wrist** Damn.....errr...... *keeps tapping his wrist*
Quatre - Duo , are you ok ??
Duo - My web wont come out!!! ......IM A FREAK!!!!!! Im a defect!! Ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Every1 - O.o
*-*-*-*-*-*-*
(This one is a bit long....again....pointless as well as funny...)
(Its the first day of class and the G-boys have to intoduce themselves)
Teacher - Ok class, we have some new students, who are going to introduce themselves....
Quatre - Hello. My name is Quatre Reberba Winner. Its such a pleasure to meet you all, Im sure that we will become *great " friends " . **Quatre takes his seat**
Trowa - ..................I have no name.............. **Walks and then takes a seat beside Quatre**
Duo - IM A BIRDDY!!!!!!!! **Starts running around in circles** Ooooo!! a Butterfly!! **Butterfly flies out window ** WHEEEEEE!!! *Follows and then jumps out window*
Every1 - O_________o
Heero - ....My name is Heero Yuy...its a pleasure...However if anyone of you cross my path I shall kill you **Everyone shuffles back**
Wufei - My name is Chang Wufei. Do not call me anything else. I will not tollerate being called Wu-man, Wuffers or anything else. Where I come from theres something called respect!! So stay out of my personal space, esspechally you week onna's!! INJUSTICE!! .......etc....
Quatre, Trowa - *Making out*
Wufei - *Starts to get nose bleed and then passes out*
Duo - *Climbs back through window and then sees Wufei* OMG!!! Someone killed WUFFERS!!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!! It was the mutant butterfly!!!!!!!!! AHHHH!! **starts to run around, screaming, flailing his arms about and then stops and points at student* YOU!! your the mutant butterfly that killed my Wuffers!! **Sees butterfly again** Ahhhh!!! Reinforcements!!!!!!!!!
Every1 - O_______o
(Wufei did eventually recover from his nose bleed......)
*-*-*-*-*-*-*
(Heero and Duo have been *sexually together for almost 3 years)
Duo - **In bed with Heero after a long night _2gether_** Guess what???
Heero - What?
Duo - I have something to tell you.....
Heero - .....
Duo - Im gay......
Heero - O.o
*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Again, Im srry if they wernt funny....I just had a fun time writting them!! Please review!!! And again Please NO FLAMES!!!
** Umm....if you thought that any of these were funny please R&R :Þ My friends wernt the best ones to go 2.....they said that it was really stupid......but who cares when I have nice reviewers like you ?? **
Stay posted! I will add another chappy wheneva I get more reviews! :Þ
