Disclaimer : I Finally own Heero!! And ya know what?? They threw in Duo for free!! yep!! .... Heero ?? .....umm.....heh....where did he go ?? **Heeros sneeks into Duo's room** Um............right........ (No...I dont own Heero or Duo for that matter.....I own TROWA!! **Hugs Trowa plushie**)

Thank you all for the reviews !! **Hugs all again** I was holding this one hostage......cuz like i said i need reviews and the more I get the more that i dish out!!

Now on with MORE POINTLESSNESSESESESESESESESES ... (Enough 'es' 's ?? )

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Duo - *Goes into Wufei's room* .... *Digs through drawer* ...Porn, Porn, Porn, Porn.......*Rumbles hand through* ...LIP-GLOSS?! .......*Grins*

Duo - *Looks at it and unscrews the lid.* Blue..... *Pulls the stick out of gloss and stares at it.*

Duo - *Puts the stick back in as it makes a noise*

Duo - *Interested, pulls it out....and then in*

Duo - *Pulls out as thing makes noise again* This is better then Trowa! *Puts it in again*

Duo - *Pulls it out*

Duo - *Pushes it in*

Duo - *Pulls it out*

Wufei - *Standing in door way* MAXWELL!!

Duo - *Pushes it in*

Wufei - Baka! *Takes out pocket knife and holds it up to Duo's briad* Get out!

Duo - *Pulls it out*

Wufei - *Cuts Duo's briad off*

Duo - *Pulls it in and out extreamly fast*

Wufei - O____o

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Trowa - *Looking up porn on the internet* ....

Duo - *Walks up to Trowa's door and sees what he's looking at*

Trowa - *Clicks on something titled "Quatre Fetish"*

Duo - *Who is now directly behind Trowa* Wow! Those are cute pictures! But you you might wanna go to my Heero ones *Types in web address in bar*

Computer - *Opens Site*

Duo - See!! *On the screen is Heero hugging Wufei, who is dressed up like Barney*

Trowa - O__\\\

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Quatre - *Looks outside* Where's Trowa? .......

Heero - Didn't you send him out to get Duo down from that tree...?

Quatre - Umm...ya.. *Heero and Quatre go outside*

*Looks up in tree*

Trowa - *Who has five pairs of Heeros boxes on him as well as a pink thong* .......

Quatre - Trowa!

Heero - Where the hell is Duo?

Duo - *Starts to flap his arms again.* Caw!!

Heero/Quatre - O__o

Wufei - *Who is at safe distance and yells* I think he's feeding his *chicks !

Quatre - and Trowa's the main course?

Trowa - .....

Duo - Caw! Eat my prettys!! Eat!

Everyone - O_____o

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(Ok this is gunna be kinda stupid. lol, Its an Eminem song, changed to fit the G-boys. Just a thought that occured to me right now, and it shouldnt make any sence, so dont worry if you don't get it...... O_o!?!)

THE GUNDAM BOYS SINGING : MY DADS GONE CRAZY by EMINEM (Changed to fit them! WOOT!) Ok, Quatre may sound like a maniac...but I know he's not, I just couldnt choose him to sing. k? I AM sorry if I offened anyone by dissing their character. If I did I am sorry. I love all the G-boys.

(PS : You may wanna play the song with it, or just listen to the song afterward, lol.)

[Intro]: *Tuning Tv*

*Quatre Snortin Crack*

[Tv Presenter]: Hello boys and girls Today we're gonna talk about father and son relationships

Do you have a daddy?

I'll bet you do

*Door opens*

[Tv Presenter]: Who's your daddy?

[Trowa]: Quatre, what're you doing?

*Beat starts*

[Quatre]: Haha

[Quatre & the Gang]: Ok then! everybody, listen up!

[Duo]: I'm goin to hell, who's comin' with me?

[Quatre]: Somebody, please help me! *giggle* i think I've gone crazy!

*Verse #1:*

[Quatre] : There's no mountain I can't climb There's no colony too high, No Gundam that I can't learn how to fly,

[Heero]: What do I gotta do to get through to you, destroy you

There ain't nothing I can't take Zero through *Duo Makes shooting Sound*

[Quatre]: Friggin' brain's gone, and a brass Gundam, I'll destroy them all!, I got 'em pickled and

bronzed in my large mansion!

Inside of a hall, with my framed autograph, Goggles with Rashide's name, on my drag wall

I'm out of the closet, I been lying my ass off, All this time, me and Trowa been*bleeping* with a loose headbord.

[Trowa]: ....*bleep* it Quatre

[Quatre]: Tell Treize and his lover to back off! Before I push this mothercrapping button and blast off. And launch one of these beams, and that's all *Duo Makes Explosion Sound* Blow every friggin thing, except Arabia on the map, off

We wanna stop, we wanna knock the crap off *Heero knocks* I'll tell 'em maybe

[Duo] *Points to Quatre*: He's lost it

*Chorus*

[Duo]: There's really nothin' else to say ha, I can't explain it

[Quatre]: I think I've gone crazy!

[Wufei]: A little help from his t-tube sisters would, should tell them maybe

[Heero]: I think Quat's gone crazy!

[Quatre]: Theres nothing you could do to save me, could ever change me

[Trowa]: I think my Koi's gone crazy!

[Quatre]: There's no one on earth that can save me, not even Relena!

[Wufei]: I think the blond's gone crazy!

*Verse 2: *

[Quatre] : It's like my Father always told me *Quatre Impersinates His Dad* Rnrnrnrnrnrrrr, n codename n goddamit, you non-test tude child, If you aint got any work, then don't go fighting for peace..

Er..

Skrew that crap, Dad!, do your work, stuck there writing a million contracts per second, I'd rather put out a large peace commitee, I'd rather be a peace fighting blond, fight Oz,

And have protests of anti-war glued to my face with goggles to my nose!

Then quit bringin my flos, quit giving me my ammo, Can't you see why I'm so mean? if y'all leave me alone, this wouldn't be my ammo I wouldn't have to go "My heart, his pain, my sole!"

Catch a Leo by it's toe, man i don't know no more, Am i the only friggin one who's normal any more?

[Trowa]: Quatre.......?

*Chorus*

[Duo]: There's really nothin' else to say ha, I can't explain it

[Quatre]: I think I've gone crazy!

[Wufei]: A little help from his test tube sisters would, should tell them maybe

[Heero]: I think Quat's gone crazy!

[Quatre]: Theres nothing you could do to save me, could ever change me

[Trowa]: I think my Koi's gone crazy!

[Quatre]: There's no one on earth that can save me, not even the Sanq Kingdom!

[Wufei]: I think the blond's gone crazy!

*Verse #3:*

[Quatre]: My reasons can make you cry, take you by surprise,

And at the same time, make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme So what you're seeing is a genius at work, Which to me isn't work, so it's easy to misinterpret it at first, Cuz when i speak, it's quiet and shy

I'd take Dorthy's life before I'd ever do Relena *Duo makes nasty face*

I'd slice my wrists, get struck by Heero twice at once

And die and come back as Darlin's Daughter, And walk around the rest of my life spit on, And kicked and hit with shit, every time I leactured, Like Dorthy when she says "War is Wonderful!"

[Heero]: More pain inside of my brain, in the eyes of a little girl inside of a colony, Aimed at the

world base, standin' on Trieze's grave,

Screaming at this guy, the clouds gather as Zeches Marquize and Lady Une,

And Quatre must just stop it.

Parent is pissed, but the kid loves it

Nine millimeter, His Father's desk, and two-seaters with beam sabors,

[Wufei] : I don't blame you, I wouldn't let Trieze listen to me neither

*Chorus*

[Duo]: There's really nothin' else to say ha, I can't explain it

[Quatre]: I think I've gone crazy!

[Wufei]: A little help from his test tube sisters would, should tell them maybe

[Heero]: I think Quat's gone crazy!

[Quatre]: Theres nothing you could do to save me, could ever change me

[Trowa]: I think my Koi's gone crazy!

[Quatre]: There's no one on earth that can save me, not even the Sanq Kingdom!

[Wufei]: I think the blond's gone crazy!

*Outro:*

[Quatre]: Crazy

[Duo]: *laughs* You're funny Quatre!

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T_T I AM sorry if I offened anyone by dissing their character. If I did I am sorry. I love all the G-boys. It was shory, yes. But the song was long :) I hope it got a laugh....or a really confused (O_o?!) face. This Fic is complete! Done O Done O! :D Please review! THANKEE'S! *Points to review button*