A/N: Ok, you all have Lucie to thank for this speedy update. I'll have a HP story up later on today so please read and review that one too. On with the story. Enjoy!

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Anyway, I carried on 'chatting' with him.

"You- You what?" He practically yelled at me. Let me tell you this, I don't appreciate being yelled at by a freshman. Particularly a freshman who happens to be dating the girl I might happen to Love. Might being the main word there.

"You heard. And don't play the innocent with me you little snot nosed anime obsessed boy." Ok, that might have been slightly harsh, now I think about it, but whatever. It did the job.

"S-Sorry Michael. But I have no idea what you're talking about." I could tell he was still nervous, but gathering all his confidence together quickly. This was not good for me in the long run, so I finished it quickly.

"Yes you do Showalter. You know perfectly well that I … have feelings for, Mia. I told you, well you saw, that I do so don't pull the whole "Oh but I really honestly truly have no idea what you're talking about Michael" routine on me because it won't wash." I snapped.

He winced and took a step back, bringing himself right up against my bedroom door. From my spot on the bed, I could see he was weighing out the options. Fight me for Mia and get a black eye, or give up and walk away unharmed – for the most part. He seemed to come to a conclusion though, and it was one I liked. Or didn't like.

Boy did I feel like punching him right now.

But no. The stupid idiot decided to take the simple way out.

Damn Kenny.

"Uhm, Well I don't know what I can do about this whole thing. Have you got any ideas?"

A few, but most of them include pounding your little face to a pulp.

"Yes. Break it off with Mia." I settled for that instead.

"What? B-But I love Mia!" he spluttered. I had a feeling he was going to start crying in a minute.

"Yeah, yeah I know. But I've … had feelings for her for nearly 8 years now." I thought the pain would be enough for now, so I didn't add the 'And I actually might have a shot with her, unlike you because she actually doesn't like you in that way.' That was waiting to come out of my mouth.

God I love Lilly for telling me that.

Actually, no I don't. I still hate Lilly, but whatever.

"I'll do it. But not because I don't care for her. I do. But If you hurt her, I'll come after you and break your arms and legs!" he attempted a threatening voice, but just sounded even more pathetic. He was full out crying now so I handed him a tissue. Don't even ask why I have a box of tissues on my bedroom …

I thought I should try and be a bit sympathetic, so I patted him on the shoulder awkwardly and said

"Don't worry man, if she turns me down, I'll put in a good word for you with her. If she accepts, how about I set you up with one of my senior friends? Hmm?"

He seemed to brighten at this, which leads me to think that he never actually loved Mia. Just had a strange obsession with her. Her and Anime of course. How anyone could like that stuff is beyond me. I'd much rather lust after real girls.

Yes I am aware that Buffy is not real by the way. At least a real person plays her though. Which is a hell of a lot more than I can say for Kenny.

Oh, and that senior I'd set him up with? Yeah, I thought now might not be the best moment to say I was thinking of Judith. Well, they're both bossy, strange and have an abnormal obsession with Computers. I like computers, don't get me wrong, but I don't go to bed with one every night!

"All right. Deal." He smiled widely, all tears forgotten, and skipped out of my room.

Is it just me, or is it just freakishly weird for a guy to skip out of someone's room after they've been told to break it off with their girlfriend they apparently love?

Yeah … thought so.

So I followed him. I wanted to see just how, exactly, Mia was going to take this. It'd be interesting to see if Lilly was right in saying that Mia doesn't like Kenny in that way. To be honest, you have to ask yourself this:

Who would like Kenny in that way?

Ok, I'm getting off topic again.

So I followed Kenny out of my room, and watched him knock nervously on the Den door. I don't see why he was so nervous though.

Mia's not as scary as her Grandmother sounds. If there ever was a dragon, I bet Mia's grandmother could kill it with one sentence. She's just an all round scary person. I thank god everyday that Mia never got that family trait.

Now, Lilly's another story all together. Even Boris is scared of Lilly, and he's her boyfriend.

Anyway, he knocked on the door, and Lilly opened it, having finished her little chat with Mia ages ago. He went in and I moved closer. Pressing my ear against the door, I heard a faint

"Lilly, d-do you mind I-if I talk to M-Mia alone??" which was obviously Kenny. Even though he has a girly voice that most people wouldn't associate with him, he's the only one who would stutter. Which the exception of Mia, who seems stutter everytime I talk to her. I figured Lilly would come rushing out, banging the door open so I quickly ran back towards my room, and peeked round the door.

Lilly came out of the Den and stormed off to the kitchen, a smirk playing on her face so I'm guessing she knew what Kenny was about to do. I seriously hope she doesn't connect the dots though. I don't much fancy having Lilly yell at me for interfering in her best friend's life. It's not a pretty sight, let me tell you that much.

So I creped back to the door, and pressed my ear right up against the wood. Just in time to hear a sulky Kenny say

"Mia, I like you and everything, but I just don't feel this is working out. Please forgive me, but I think we should break up."

Trust Kenny to make a break up sound so pathetic.

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